贼抢了一批珠宝,后来被一个人给独吞了。盗贼首领派人将这个人抓回来了,然后让手下的人拷问珠宝的下落。　　过了几天,首领问手下：丫招了没有？　　手下说：没有,丫嘴硬的很。 　　首领说：给他看《还珠格格》了没有？

手下说：看了,连《流星花园》都给丫看了,丫也没招。

首领说：那给丫看美女作家的文章了吗？　　手下说：也看了,丫吐了,但是仍然没招。

首领恼了：那给丫的看小资写的东西。

手下说：大哥,也给看了,丫晕倒了三次,还是挺了过来。　　首领大怒：把央视的“射雕”和“笑傲”一起拿给他看！左右一边一电视。　　手下：大哥,这,这太狠了点吧。　　首领：没办法,硬汉就得下猛药。

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过了一天,首领又问：怎么样,招了没？　　手下说：大小便失禁,愣是没招。　　首领咆哮着：放黑客2,放配音的黑客2。

手下：大哥,会出人命的,要不换一个。　　首领：不是丫死就是我亡。　　过了一天,首领又问：怎么样,招了没？　　手下说：咬舌自尽了……　　首领：什么！给丫看脑白金广告,没准还能活回来……

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