100:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,760我又没有用力200:00:29,840 --> 00:00:30,440痛啊痛啊300:00:30,480 --> 00:00:31,600哪里痛? 是不是这儿痛？400:00:32,480 --> 00:00:32,680没错600:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,640你别哇哇乱叫了700:00:40,680 --> 00:00:42,400怎么会痛呢？800:00:42,440 --> 00:00:43,840根本就不痛啊900:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,840有一点点痛嘛

1100:00:48,640 --> 00:00:49,720不要喝酒了1200:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,520我也没喝啦1300:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,160没喝？有喝你嘴巴烂1400:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,240走走，小宝1500:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,200我赶时间1600:01:04,440 --> 00:01:05,240我有重要事要做1700:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,680能不能走1800:01:06,720 --> 00:01:07,520当然能走1900:01:07,560 --> 00:01:08,400跑步都可以2000:01:09,101 --> 00:01:10,301我去公园

2100:01:10,302 --> 00:01:11,302好到公园去跑几圈2200:01:11,920 --> 00:01:13,800一会儿打给你呀2300:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,240小宝2400:01:45,440 --> 00:01:48,720知道2500:02:22,920 --> 00:02:23,760救命呀…2600:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,760救命2700:02:25,840 --> 00:02:27,520救命呀2800:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,520救我2900:05:08,960 --> 00:05:11,640一二三四五3000:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,480六七八九十

3100:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,080伯父你刚才明明说3200:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,880有几十个忍者的3300:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,160但是我数来数去才只有十个3400:05:28,320 --> 00:05:28,880是吗？3500:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,640我说几十个吗？3600:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,760我不是说十个吗?3700:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,040不管怎么样3800:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,680还是先说十八般兵器3900:05:36,720 --> 00:05:38,720什么叫十八般兵器呢？4000:05:38,760 --> 00:05:42,960十八般兵器就是刀枪剑棍

4100:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,720刀枪剑刀棍剑4200:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,840先说十种还有八种就下回分解4300:05:49,880 --> 00:05:53,080等一等4400:05:53,120 --> 00:05:56,320你刚才明明是说赤手空拳的4500:05:56,360 --> 00:06:00,640又怎么会有关刀和缨枪呢4600:06:01,400 --> 00:06:02,360我讲故事就不要挑刺4700:06:02,400 --> 00:06:03,320我说完了4800:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,560下次怎么说呢4900:06:04,600 --> 00:06:05,920说到哪里？5000:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,040说到我赤手空拳

6100:06:31,960 --> 00:06:32,720女儿6200:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,000芳芳6300:06:34,080 --> 00:06:34,880你老爸来了6400:06:34,920 --> 00:06:35,480我知道6500:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,440所以就赶快走了6600:06:37,480 --> 00:06:41,360听电话…听电话…听电话6700:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,000烦死人6800:06:42,040 --> 00:06:42,760别这样嘛6900:06:42,800 --> 00:06:43,560你爸爸挺好笑的7000:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,640他说的故事很有趣

7100:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,800只有你才觉得好笑7200:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,080他不是你爸爸7300:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,360你当然会这样说7400:06:48,400 --> 00:06:50,120那倒是7500:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,480我今晚去你家7600:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,360怎么7700:06:52,440 --> 00:06:54,000你爸妈又飞到外地去7800:06:54,040 --> 00:06:55,920好呀7900:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,760但是你哥哥会不会不喜欢呢？8000:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,320他怎么会不喜欢

8100:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,040他多么想你在我家里长期居住8200:07:21,800 --> 00:07:25,560谢谢我们的海豚明星8300:07:25,640 --> 00:07:28,000还有我们的训练员阿豪8400:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,800感谢大家莅临海洋剧场欣赏我们的演出8500:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,320先走了阿豪8600:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,000再见8700:08:10,760 --> 00:08:14,320真讨厌8800:08:15,200 --> 00:08:19,080是呀8900:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,040明天晚上一起吃饭吧9000:08:20,080 --> 00:08:20,640好的

9100:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,320到你家吃饭9200:08:23,440 --> 00:08:24,600我还没见过你的家人9300:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,560不可以我的家人很烦的9400:08:27,600 --> 00:08:31,720不要紧早晚也要见面的9500:08:36,800 --> 00:08:37,520去别的地方吃吧9600:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,480我正在看电视9700:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,440又要涂手指甲9800:08:47,480 --> 00:08:48,320又要说电话9900:08:48,360 --> 00:08:49,680你能够做哪样呢10000:08:49,760 --> 00:08:50,520关你什么事

10100:08:50,560 --> 00:08:51,960把电视台转回来给我看10200:08:55,000 --> 00:08:55,600积逊你等一下10300:08:56,720 --> 00:08:57,920什么事10400:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,960为什么小柔来了也不告诉我10500:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,920为什么小柔来了我就要告诉你10600:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,920准备吃饭10700:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,520嗨叔叔10800:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,800你来了一起吃饭10900:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,400好的11000:10:00,440 --> 00:10:01,320爸爸

11100:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,840吃饭吃饭11200:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,520好来过来吃饭11300:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,840喂是不是吃饭啊11400:10:15,880 --> 00:10:17,480吃饭11500:10:17,520 --> 00:10:18,240吃饭11600:10:18,280 --> 00:10:18,840小柔11700:10:18,880 --> 00:10:19,960小柔吃菜11800:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,400谢谢叔叔11900:10:21,440 --> 00:10:22,880不用客气12000:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,600你的父母什么时候回来

13100:10:48,480 --> 00:10:52,360是的所以我忘记了开电话13200:10:52,400 --> 00:10:54,320所以转驳到留言信箱13300:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,360解释这样合理也不用再说下去了13400:10:56,400 --> 00:11:00,880吃饭吃饭13500:11:01,720 --> 00:11:02,280吃鸡腿13600:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,120谢谢哥哥13700:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,800不如跟大家说一个笑话好不好13800:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,200是全新的笑话13900:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,880我刚才去买菜经过酒楼的门口14000:11:19,920 --> 00:11:23,280看见一个傻瓜在挑选鱼

14100:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,360他不停在挑选14200:11:24,400 --> 00:11:28,920一个不小心他就掉进鱼缸里14300:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,520他在鱼缸里不知怎的14400:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,560那他就游了一圈才上来14500:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,320对不起对不起14600:11:45,360 --> 00:11:46,840慢慢吃14700:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,320不好笑不好笑吗14800:11:49,360 --> 00:11:53,240继续吃饭14900:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,120吃饭15000:12:08,520 --> 00:12:14,480老婆睡了没有

15100:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,800还没有睡着的话就聊聊天好不好15200:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,040今天做了些什么15300:12:23,480 --> 00:12:27,360我真够笨了本来打算接女儿放学15400:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,840谁知道她先走了15500:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,680我知道她是有心避开我的15600:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,000所以也懒得问15700:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,080继续问只会自讨没趣15800:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,160吃饭的时候15900:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,480本来想说个笑话给大家听听16000:12:40,520 --> 00:12:44,480谁知道儿子一声不响就回房里去了

16100:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,960我不是真得这么讨人厌吧？16200:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,440所有人都躲开我16300:12:49,480 --> 00:12:55,440你走得早不用搞什么亲子关系16400:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,440做老爸真得很难16500:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,600我自问多年以来16600:12:59,680 --> 00:13:04,920除了喂奶以外我什么都给他们了16700:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,400不说了 说多了嘴都臭了16800:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,040早点睡了16900:13:25,640 --> 00:13:27,760我家里是不准抽烟的17000:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,760这是雪茄不是香烟

17100:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,840你跟你老爸关系不好17200:13:35,880 --> 00:13:39,240如果他不是那么喜欢吹牛17300:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,480我想我们的关系会好一点17400:13:42,520 --> 00:13:45,200你呢你和你的家人呢17500:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,200如果我老爸没有男朋友17600:13:48,240 --> 00:13:49,160我老妈没有女朋友17700:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,560我想我会开心一点17800:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,420你…17900:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,880是不是喜欢我？18000:14:25,920 --> 00:14:29,280芳芳跟你说的

18100:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,120她说你粗鲁自私小器又难相处18200:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,140不值得人喜欢18300:14:37,080 --> 00:14:39,240除了这些其它方面也还可以18400:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,680对不对？18500:14:41,720 --> 00:14:42,160你闷吗？18600:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,720什么意思？18700:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,960亲一个18800:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,720啊？18900:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,220来不来吗？19000:14:54,060 --> 00:14:54,680来

19100:14:54,720 --> 00:15:01,840时间到了19200:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,240如果我变性做了男人19300:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,200那你还喜不喜欢我？19400:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,360老爸19500:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,560我有事要跟你说19600:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,500好的说吧19700:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,560积逊今天晚上来吃饭19800:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,360积逊19900:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,240积逊你的男朋友 好啊20000:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,140什么男朋友？是朋友

20100:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,920你知道谁是积逊吗？20200:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,920对 我不知道，对不起20300:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,080我记错了不是积逊，是杰克逊才对20400:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,640什么杰克逊？20500:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,640好吧今晚弄些丰富菜式给他吃一顿20600:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,240你千万不要乱说话20700:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,440我经常乱说话吗？20800:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,640你不是不知道20900:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,960你经常逼人家听什么拯救特工21000:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,560保护间谍的故事

21100:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,600我不想积逊第一次来就被你吓着了21200:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,040乖女儿21300:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,160外人是否相信我的故事我才不管21400:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,840我懒得跟他们说21500:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,720最重要是你和你哥哥信我讲的故事21600:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,520我告诉你我跟你说的故事全部都是21700:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,120够了21800:16:23,160 --> 00:16:23,400全部21900:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,320够了22000:16:24,360 --> 00:16:27,400你经常令我在同学面前像
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