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11 08 21
I'm glad to see i'm inspiring healthy cuisine: RT @CeNaFanHLR: #HappyBirthday
11 08 21
I woke to thousands of happy birthday twits & thought, "How sweet! I adore u all. I wish I could give u each a slice of cake & a spanking."


11 08 20
after trouncing dozens of u in Words With Friends, the unthinkable-i lost. As promised, I sent a cookie to the cheater.
11 08 20
I have a very exciting announcement! GISHWHES is coming!

11 08 13
That was a true story.
11 08 13
I'm on Cape Cod & George Bush is fund raising for Romney across the fence. I fired a champagne cork into their yard & now the cops are here.
11 08 12
Naturalmente i miei amici italiani mi conoscono sarà a Roma il prossimo anno. Con l'Europa è meglio hostes: Daniela.
11 08 12
E agora, em português ... Brazillian asseclas, eu vou estar no Rio no próximo ano. Se juntar a mim para Caipirinha
11 08 12
I'm leading a dragon abatement seminar at a pest control conference in atlanta next month. (i'm told these sell out).
11 08 12
Damn! The world has finally caught on to my secret stock trading formula: Buy! No, wait, sell! Actually buy! No, definitely sell... Repeat.
11 08 10
What the ef is wrong with people?: @WaywardLou Here's the video of it Guess all the Good Samaritans left the country
11 08 09
What's going on? Is it over?
11 08 09
I just read the headlines. Didn't know anyone actually died. Sorry UK.
11 08 01
In all seriousness, my dad is uber-religious (notice the shirt). He took me to a "festival" today that was a total drag.
11 08 01
It's Sunday morning, so i met up with a local bible study group in Vancouver. They were very sweet (if a little square)


11 08 19
I believe it is essential that we teach our children proper etiquette.