竟然被吞了.....

Legen - good thing your baby is breastfeeding because he/she is too young for - dary. :P

你又被和谐了

重点是baby千万不能穿男女款的衣服,最好是西装+袜子
原文如下
There’s an 83% chance you’re gonna wind up with one of your own so
unless you want to wind up raising a Ted, you better learn how to dress
it.
RULE 1: NO UNISEX.
Next time you’re casually standing
next to the pack n’ plays at the local Babies “R” Us projecting a
responsible, yet sexy vibe for all those single moms (sleep deprivation =
poor decision making = erky erky in the diaper section), take a moment
to notice all of that teeny-tiny clothing. There are three sections: one
for baby bros, one for baby chicks, and a third heap of hideous booger
green and pee-pee yellow onesies. This pile of sadness is called
“unisex” clothing. Unisex is always a bad idea. It was a bad idea when
CKOne was a thing and it’s a bad idea now.
RULE 2: NO UNISEX.
Sure,
like a hundred years ago no one knew if they were having a little Tommy
Lee or a tiny Pamela, but we have science now, people! Science has
given us rovers on Mars, Carmen Electra’s rack, and now allows us to
register for an entire wardrobe of dashing three-piece baby suits or
poofy, pink dresses.
RULE 3: NO UNISEX.
When was the last
time you shopped in a unisex section? What? You don’t? Thought so. So
why subject your newest little bro to that indignity? (And if you have
been shopping in a unisex section of any store anywhere, re-read blogs
1-131. And then write me an apology note. Seriously.)
RULE 4: SOCKS.
Never
leave the house without wrapping those little toesies in some
itty-bitty socks. Otherwise every grandma within a thirty block radius
is gonna stop to tell you your baby is cold. Also, have you seen baby
socks? Squee!
RULE 5: SUITS. NOT A UNISEX SUIT.
Can’t go wrong with a suit… just make sure the tie isn’t too tight.

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barney已经开始准备给lily&marshall的宝宝打扮了哈哈~~

有可能啊..还记得如果那个小孩子要是吐在barney的西装上..lily就要

我们都懂得。。。