——Vergil,you’re a confidence man,aren’t you?
At a first day of Spring,you promised that you would always be accompanied with me.Now,I’m the one who is discarded by you.
I finally decided to seek out you since I got a Greek gift from your devils.Once I thought you would never come up to me again.What a spectacular gigantic gift you send to me which nearly destroys my home on earth!Oh,I forgot to mention that it happened when I was in my birthday suit.Drolly,uh-hum?I have such a superb brother that layfolk will never understand.
For the purpose of pursuing him,I enter to a weird tower and meet various devils with grotesque appearance.In one word,I knock down all the obstacles I run into.After an indeterminate interval,I catch a glimpse of Vergil’s back when I mount to the top of the tower.
“You showed up.”The steady voice flows into my ears.
“It’s been a whole year since we last met..”I respond to him casually.
“I was too eager to see you,I couldn’t concentrate on preparations of the bash.”He’s walking toward me doucly.
“Why do you refuse to gain power?”
“I just don’t like you,that’s all.”I feel I’m so childish after hearing the words I said.I’m NOT petulant at him!I won’t depend on him any more.
“Foolishiness,Dante,foolishness…”It seems that there is a little depression in his voice.Maybe it’s my illusion.
We take out our weapons stimutaneously and attack on each other.Though I make every effort to fight against him,I’m defeated under his formidability.It is a shame to lie flat on the ground.It’s raining.I feel uncomfortable when rainwater drops on my face.I struggle to raise my head and prop my upper half by arms.Before I had time to react,he rushes over and gives me a huge embrace;his sword is poking into my chest firmly.
还在努力中。。。。
另外之前我回复的那位亲真是不好意思了。我无意抢您的SPOTLIGHT，并且中文是主流，我肯定也抢不过的。我只是想证明LZ说的话是
正确的
，的确VD兴起来了，就算是我这种路人也想要写点东西了。本来是想，先发一段出来和LZ、大家讨论一下，说不定能聊的开心，因为LZ的文章本意就是吐槽和讨论吧。不过似乎被讨厌了呢。
不管怎么说，我不介意各位在我的帖子下闲谈什么的，就算无关主题也好。
我中文不太好，尤其是英译汉。。。。等过两天和朋友筹集一下会发上译文


说溜嘴了，是语文不太好= =|||

先说一下不是讨厌，是觉得不合适，在讨论贴下面发帖，你的文根本没人真正的注意到，这样出来开贴多好，感觉既有新的文出现又会被更多的人看到。

反正写了是自己有爱。我是怕别人不愿看，所以贴出来和大家想讨论一下。同样是没有人看，贴在哪里都一样，反正是和朋友哈皮而已。
不过介于影响了别人帖子的情况，还是直接贴出来晒太阳好了，晒月亮也行。
昨天晚上的部分可能还需要修正

容易引起误会的短语：
Greek gift害人的礼物
Confidence man骗子
In one's birthday suit赤身**
（众人：乃是做阅读的吗混蛋！）
有没有人拖翻译器试试？？来一份让洒家乐乐。。。。。

我恍然有一种英文美文赏析的感觉，还是要写读后感的那种……话说那个骗子一开始我很傻的直译了……

话说我有点想试着翻一翻……但是我英文也不是很好……可是看了一点又特别喜欢泡泡君的这种第一人称的文……

无视我就好…

哀伤恶魔的智慧（悲伤恶魔的学问？对不起…标题就不知道怎么翻…总觉得直译怪怪的）
Vergil，你真是个骗子，难道不是吗？
在春日的第一天（在那个温暖的春日…我胡邹的），你曾允诺你将陪伴我至永远。而现在，我成了那个被你抛下的人。（抛弃太哀怨了，抛下好点）
自从从你恶魔的那部分（邪恶）那里得到了这份伤人的礼物（恶毒的礼物），我就下定决心要找到你。（抓住你？我知道不是这意思，只是想到了seek hold）（抱歉，这句我差不多明白，可是找不到合适的说法）我曾经以为你再也不会出现在我面前。可是（乱加的），这份礼物是多么壮观奢侈啊，都快赶上摧毁我家的那份了。（人间的家，尘世的家，陆地上的家，恩，是不是房子的意思？抱歉，我不太懂。）oh ,我忘了提到我赤身果体时发生了什么吧？真可笑啊，恩哼？我有一位如此庄重，衣冠楚楚（端庄…噗…）的哥哥，世人一定无法理解。

就放这点吧…泡泡君要是觉得影响不好我就删了……反正我弄的这么烂……
我充分的意识到我的英文有多糟糕……读的明白不一定翻的出来……更何况有的地方我读的都很糊涂。那个奢侈，衣冠楚楚什么的是我自己乱翻加上去的…
是不是蛋挞觉得自己果体而哥哥穿的很整齐，他们两还是孪生子，对比一下很讽刺啊……

话说一代没玩过……（摊手）那个时候貌似是哥哥记忆没了，但是每次想杀蛋挞时记忆又会恢复一点，于是哥哥就很痛苦的抱着头跑掉了（摊手），泡泡君可以去搜一代的过场动画看。以及一代的官漫第一本有汉化，那个happy birthday ，Dante 还挺感人的。

我却有一位如此庄重，衣冠楚楚的哥哥，世人一定无法理解。（加个“却”字……

自己看了一下还是觉得很差劲……丢人吧…

哈哈，你翻译的超可爱的=V=我喜欢，你试试拖翻译器吧。。。。效果很好玩的。。
主题是 哭泣的恶魔的传说。。 （LORE有全部传说的意思）不过翻译出来就没味道了。。
呃。。我的PROMISE的本意是，VERIGIL曾许诺会一直陪伴在DANTE身边。。
我最终决心去寻找你，是自从收到了来自你的恶魔的害人的礼物。（我不会翻译英文啊泪奔。。因为是他派的恶魔。。但是来源是他- -）
我忘记提了一件事，这件事发生的时候我是果体的哟超好笑吧~
on earth本意是 人类世界，乃理解的无问题~
SUPERB也没那么复杂啦，就是，我有这样一位超级棒的哥哥，乃们世人是永远无法理解的吧。。（这是讽刺- -|||谁家好哥哥来拆房子的。。）
加了个油~~
更新一段。。。又十点半PM了。。我又该去滚床了么TOT
It hurts.The feeling of ice-cold,rain or blade?The odor of my blood dispersed into the air.It seems that the sword takes my power away.
“Without strength you cannot protect anything let alone yourself.”Some ambigious words come over directly to my heart.My eyes have already closed and my auditory sense has lost little by little.Before I lost all perception,I feel something touches my face softly.
After I regain consciousness,I find I am every inch drenched.I perceive another power which don’t belong to me is leaping to and fro in my body.I’m so excited to try the unprecedented power that I jump off the tower.
Suddenly,an enormous fish occurs and swallows me into its stomach.Is that called extreme joy begets sorrow?If Vergil sees the scene,he must be……Why I think of him?The evil-doer who humiliated me just a moment ago.Ah,maybe I’m looking forward to seeing him and give him a sinewy fist on his face!Yeah,it must be.
Striking one snag after another,I hear a angry voice nearby.
“Why this isn’t working!”Of course,the master of the voice is him.
“You seem to be in a bad mood.”I said relaxedly.
I have to beat down him this time.
“Dante!” A startled look passed over his face.
“So,my mother’s amulet is the key to unlock the demon world.”I eventually know his real conspiracy.
“I’ll just use more of yours to undo daddy’s little spell.”He smiled dubiously.
“So,you want a piece of me,literally.Okay,bro.Come and get it,if you can!”

因为蛋挞刚洗完澡出来，就被恶魔袭击了么还差点被拆了房子，他当然很怨念了。。当年那个信誓旦旦的尼桑，如今居然如此羞辱他

你这么支持我已经很开心了
大胆的翻译就好~=V=有些词我会慢慢说啦，本来我用的有些生僻的。。。。
我本来是想些悲文，你的翻译超赞，正好调和了气氛可爱屎了

哈哈哈。。。我给这边一位读研的学长翻译我的题目，他说尼玛有一半词不认识啊！然后现去查的。。。他翻译成了 泪魔之心 。。。。。。。。。
还问，这是个游戏物品么。。。。
啊哈哈哈哈哈太搞了

我觉得我好朴素啊！手持一本英汉词典就开始翻！！！翻译器是啥？我听都没听过Q口Q！！话说泡泡君有QQ吗？有的话把你号私信给我吧……QwQ

可以联网也有内在词库的翻译器叫 灵格斯，几百M。但是好像不支持全文翻译。
网页的GOOGLE,雅虎，百度翻译器，都可以翻译长篇，但是效果特别洗具！雅虎稍微好一些！
上课我就用手机查，在家就用灵格斯
你加了说明一下就好。。一般没啥人加我，我是新号（旧的被盗了- -）常年隐身，有事敲我就可以，目前每天都上线。。1335620080


知道作者的大意翻会好点吧……有作弊嫌疑啊……以及那本词典还不是我的……我一部分看不懂的词还是查手机上移动英语通的（泪目捂脸！）抱歉！开完会我就去买词典……