/*     TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code     Project: Chicago(tm)     Projected release-date: MAY 1998    $History$ */ 
#include "win31.h" #
include "win95.h" 
#include "evenmore.h" #
include "oldstuff.h" 
#include "billrulz.h" #
define INSTALL = HARD char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main() {     while(!CRASHED)     {         display_copyright_message();         display_bill_rules_message();         do_nothing_loop();         if (first_time_installation)         {             make_50_megabyte_swapfile();             do_nothing_loop();             totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();             search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();             hang_system();         }         write_something(anything);         display_copyright_message();         do_nothing_loop();         do_some_stuff();         if (still_not_crashed)         {             display_copyright_message();             do_nothing_loop();             basically_run_windows_3.1();             do_nothing_loop();             do_nothing_loop();         }     }     if (detect_cache())         disable_cache();     if (fast_cpu())     {         set_wait_states(lots);         set_mouse(speed, very_slow);         set_mouse(action, jumpy);         set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);     }     /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */     /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */     printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     if (system_ok())          crash(to_dos_prompt);     else         system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);     while(something)     {         sleep(5);         get_user_input();         sleep(5);         act_on_user_input();         sleep(5);     }     create_general_protection_fault(); }

哈哈，反映了事实

我晕呀！！这么一点，有多一点的吗？————————————————xjunjing

hehe 逗~~~~~~~~MS特色

搞笑贴,鉴定完毕

haha

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