干旱期送来一篇粉儿写的YY小文，小两口打电话总是粘了吧唧的，K因为太想ROB，在电话里面有点失控，让我看了很心疼

K:Hey.
R: Hey… what are you up to?
K: Just sitting here….
R: Just sitting there alone in your hotel room…..?
K: Yeah…
R: You sound pouty….
K: I am….
R: Why?
K: Do you have to ask?
R: I know….
K: Do you know?
R: Yeah…. But…
K: I don’t want to hear it.
R: *sigh*
K: I’m sorry… I’m being whiny. I’m tired and alone and I just wish you were here.
R: I will be.
K: But I want it now….
R: I could sing you a song?
K: No. Then it’ll cheer me up and I want to pout.
R: How about I just try…
K: NO! *loudly so she can’t hear Rob* Lalalalalalalalalalala
R: That’s mature.
K: I don’t feel very mature it right now…
R: Okay. I have a song for that…….. *starts singing*…


Sunny Day
Sweepin’ the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to Sesame street…
How to get to Sesame Street
K: *laughing* I cannot believe you just sang me the Sesame Street song… *laughing* Damn it. I wanted to stay whiny and guilt you into getting your ass here.
R: What happened to “say dagnabbit”?
K: I’m in a damn it kind of mood, damn it.
R: Fine. I bought another guitar.
K: So, you bought a guitar but you couldn’t buy a plane ticket?
R: Kristen… I’m sorry baby… if its that important…..
K: No… no its okay….
R: So, how’s filming going?
K: Pretty good…
R: Are you kicking some ass?
K: Hell yeah.
R: *laughing*
K: If you were here I could practice some of my new moves….
R: New moves?
K: Yeah… Like fighting moves…..I could totally take you down with my sword.
R: Whatever, dude… I have been taking you down with my sword for years now.
K: Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny.
R: I thought it was.
K: I miss your sword….


R: Miss my sword? *laughing*
K: ****. That’s just… Dude… whatever…. You’re not the only one who can have word vomit… I’m entitled sometimes.
R: Word vomit?
K: I’ve been reading too much fan stuff lately.
R: Fan stuff?
K: Yeah. Visiting our nation.
R: Robstenation?
K: Yeah.
R: That’s not like you to spend a lot of time on the fan sites…..
K: I know, I know… I’m a just little addicted to the pictures lately…
R: Of yourself? I can so understand that… have you seen those W photos? Holy shit.
K: Of course I’ve seen them…
R: You could have given me a little more warning before I saw them…. Although I must say as glamorous as you looked… I truly do like you better all bed rumpled without your makeup… like when you first wake up in the morning. I need some pictures of that on my phone….
K: Loser.
R: Why do you have to call me a loser when I say something nice?
K: Its instinctual…
R: Whatever.
K: Anyways…
R: I love you. You’re beautiful.
K: *cough* Loser *cough*
R: I still heard that.
K: *laughing* Fiiiine. I love you too. You’re very beautiful.


R: I know. I make the top 100 lists allllll the time.
K: Shut Up, Loser.
R: Why don’t you drop the “loser” and replace it with “honey”?
K: I’ll call you honey when you’re close enough to touch…
R: *snort*
K: Fiiiinnnneee. What I’ve been trying to say, HONEY, is that I wasn’t looking at pictures of myself.
R: You were looking at pictures of Taylor weren’t you? I knew it.
K: Shut up. I was looking at pictures of you.
R: It can’t have been anything real recent… I’ve been super stealth…. I think I’ve managed to avoid being photographed for at least a week. I’m a super ninja….
K: Oh yeah, Flippy, when I think Rob… I think stealth ninja.
R: I knew it.
K: Anyways…. Those Bel Ami stills finally got released I see….
R: And?
K: Very sexy. Very, very sexy…. Which leads me to my next point…. What am I going to have to do to get you here…..
R: *laughing* I will see you soon… You know that.
K: Why do you have to make it sound so easy on you? Like you don’t miss me….
R: Kristen. Jesus. Of course I miss you. I miss you all the time. Every time I’m anywhere doing anything my every other thought is I can’t wait to tell Kristen this or Kristen would love this or Kristen would think this was hilarious…….. Its quite annoying actually….
K: I’m sorry. I know you miss me too….. I’m just being a whiny crabby bitch today.
R: Its so unlike you.
K: I know. I know. Long day of shooting. And I’m tired…. And I come back to this empty hotel room… I just wish you were here. Your clothes have lost your smell.


R: Soon, baby… you better get to sleep… You need your rest for another intense day of eating apples and cleaning up after dwarves…
K: Maybe I should start dating the dwarves….
R: They are closer to your height….
K: Shut up
R: *laughing*
K: And that is not how this script goes…
R: I know, I know. I read it. I just like to rile you up.
K: *laughing* *yawn*
R: Sleep now. Sweet drea***ove.
K: Sweet dreams, baby.
R: I like the sound of that much better than loser.
K: I love you.
R: Love you too.


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Why do you have to make it sound so easy on you? Like you don’t miss me….
我觉得有点小女生了不太像K==

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