美国论坛里的帖子： China vs USA 美国V中国

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We arent connected by land, and we have the greatest navy in the world. 我们两国陆地不接壤，而且我们有世界上最好的海军。 We have the power of jesus. 我们有上帝支持我们。 Communists have a great work force that could be used to outnumber our navy. The greatest weakness of an army is its underestimating of others. Should the chinese make it to our soil we would loose CD有巨大的劳动大军，他们可以从数量上压倒我们的海军。一支军队最致命的弱点就是低估对手，只有他们能登陆美国，我们就输定了。 作者： 色诺芬 2006-7-14 13:33 　 回复此发言 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5 回复：【探讨】美国论坛里说中国的贴子 Things don’t always go the way you want them to in war. With the work force they have available I bet they could make it here and we would fail in an invasion of china. There are too many of them. So even if it did stalmate for a while. Their technology would catch up in war and they would make it across the ocean 战争不完全按着你希望它们的方式运行，他们有那么大的生产大军，我打赌他们能够打到我们这里来，美国会陷入被中国的侵略之中。他们人太多了，就算战争会僵持一端时间，他们的技术也会赶上来帮助他们渡过大洋打过来。 China has enough to blow up the US… MAD DOESN’T = WIN 中国有足够的核武器炸毁美国。。。疯狂不=胜利 Well, keep in mind that Chinese people don’t know what bears are so once they make land fall and push past the beaches then they will go into the forests of Washington Oregon and California and be like “???” And the bears will take a heavy toll of their infantry. Of course that means they can attack through the harsh deserts of New Mexico where our Arapaho Native American Brothers will make or break the war. Whichever side the Arapaho join will win because they are desert people and they know the land just like the south in the civil war. Anyway, if we made it to China I think we could probably just get most of them to join us because I heard they like McDonalds and America there so just pass out ee things to get them to join our army and make a new army out of them. It’s a force multiplier. 请记住中国人很多都不知道熊是什么东西，所以他们登陆以后，穿越滩头阵地，就可能进入俄勒冈州或加州等的森林地带，那样的话很多他们的步兵就会被狗熊消灭，当然他们也可以从南部新墨西哥州严酷的沙漠地带进入，那战争的成败就决定于土著Arapaho印地安兄弟们的了。Arapaho印地安人加入哪边哪边就会赢，因为他们是沙漠居民，他们就如同南北战争时南军一样的了解南方。但是，如果我们能打到中国我想我们肯定能让那里的大部分人加入我们一方，因为我听说他们喜欢那里麦当劳，所以我们只要分发免费的东西给他们，然后让他们加入我们一方，我们就可以从那里组织一支新的军队，这是让我们军队成倍增长的好办法。 作者： 色诺芬 2006-7-14 13:34 　 回复此发言 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6 回复：【探讨】美国论坛里说中国的贴子 China would kung-fu kick the U.S. in the balls.Too bad they have small penises. 中国人将会用功夫踢烂美国人那玩意。可不幸的是他们那玩意太小了。 Doesn’t matter, once that war would start many countries would severe trade connections weakening both countries but since China is the only country in the world with a self sustaining economy, they’d hardly be affected. 

我不知道有趣在什么地方 不过如果敌人是他们 我将渴望战争

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