名言警句、俚语俗话、笑话幽默……哈哈，一天十分钟那就来喽----

刚看到个笑话How to Become Rich? Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father. Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel. Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了。给我五分钱，要不就告诉我爸爸去。

男朋友：别别别，给你五分钱。

弟弟：这个月都挣了一块两毛五了。

昨日凌晨，当本报记者在相关方面的特意安排下和光着脚丫的笔笔坐在房间聊天的时候，眼前的这个小孩儿则只能用“憨乖”来形容hoho```

Zidane ApologizesAn apology, but no regrets and no detailed explanation on what set him off. That's where French soccer star Zinedine Zidane left things Wednesday during widely broadcast television interviews that attempted to decipher his ugly head-butting of an Italian opponent during the World Cup final. He did say he was spurred by cruel insults to his mother and sister. But the exact exchange between France's captain and Marco Materazzi remains a mystery. Zidane never was specific about what enraged him. So, for the moment, the words stay between them.

四十年后我会与正值花季的年轻后生们共同领略真正的王者风范!

宝贝：曾经你说我们是傻瓜亲们！！呵呵永远都不会忘记这个称谓！！因为你是小傻瓜，所以才有一群这样的傻瓜亲！！！让我们一起傻，傻到永远，hoho

那种新鲜的红色表明这他的饱满健康，当然未曾熟透，仍然羞涩。hoho```

我只想用我这一辈子去爱你...

head-butting 用头撞击butt 原意指粗大的一端，the butt of a gun 枪托做动词，用头撞butt one's head againstHe felt a little dizzy and butted his head against the tree.他觉得有点晕，一头撞在树上。与in搭配，意为插嘴、插手You had no business to butt in like that. 你不该如此多管闲事。

与这场比赛有关的一个词 penalty shootout 点球大战

亲爱的宝贝，我喜欢你的微笑，灿烂而单纯。`

宝贝！亲们永远站在你伸手可及的地方，你转身就能看到。我们一直都会在！！ ---呢喃

你不太会说话，只是用天籁去诠释她的心灵笔笔的马甲

无须赘言，一言蔽之——笔亲永远爱笔畅——因为我们是笔畅的一家人hohoho```

我啼笑皆非，瞪着她说：“当心我掌掴你。”`````