好吧。我又回来了。
先致敬恶搞第一帖：https://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=919102115
这次的恶搞主题是 与课本同步。
就是把我初一下学期的课文与Darin “杂交”一下。。= =
中间会有些小插曲。
【具体形式参考第一帖。】
还有还有。
我这次大概总共更新二十回左右，每次更新会根据上一回的回帖数决定更新的楼数，所以你们想看多点就回帖吧。多多益善。
【好吧我的要求又多又黑心】
嗯。以下几楼是广告位出租
要求粉，刷会员，求勾搭，求大腿，推荐网址的快点来吧
我明天回来更新


楼主先来占个广告位。
https://tieba.baidu.com/f?kw=%C3%A8%DF%E4%CC%AB%C0%C9&from=loginbar
【好心的孩子申请个会员就行了】

等着 加油

我等着你咧！！

表示期待啊！

课文原文：
winter is behind us and people are starting to plan their summer holidays.This year,why not visit France?
France is abig country with coast on three sides.You can swim at its good beaches.It also has many mountains,so you can go skiing .
[省略用不上的两段= =]
People with children will find EuroDisney a good place to visit . [省略用不上的一句= =]
France is famous fou its find food such as bread and wine . [省略用不上的一句= =]
Why not go and enjoy yourself in the wonderful country of France?


纯打字输入真是累死我了。。
可能有些错误。请谅解。

找图真是个辛苦的过程。。
你们等等啊。。

winter is behind us and people are starting to plan their summer holidays.

This year,why not visit France?

France is a big country with coast on three sides.You can swim at its good beaches.

It also has many mountains,so you can go skiing .

【亮点来了！】
People with children will find EuroDisney a good place to visit .


France is famous fou its find food such as bread and wine .
【你们就把盘子里的东西当做面包吧 = =】


【楼上是面包。。现在是酒。】
And wine。。

Why not go and enjoy yourself in the wonderful country of France?

第一回完。


这些都是初一的英语水平。。。
应该不用我翻译吧。。

顺便给你们推荐一首歌；
安叔的 Dirty Dancer：
MV有点少儿不宜。。
纯洁的孩子勿看。


挺好听的。。但是打单不给力

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