在西木工作室（Westwood）于2001年正式推出《命令与征服：红色警戒2》的资料片《尤里的复仇》时，游戏官方还以尤里的口吻，通过电子邮件征集并回复了玩家的一些好奇提问。那么，就让我们看看那些年尤里写过的抽象回信吧。

Hi Yuri,
In your spare time, if you have any in between battles and planning, do you have any hobbies to keep you busy? Model planes? Painting? Sports? Terrorizing civilians? Blowing stuff up? Playing RA2?
Einsteinb
嗨，尤里：
在战斗与谋划的间隙，如果你还有空闲时间的话，你有什么打发时间的爱好呢？是做飞机模型、画画、锻炼身体、吓吓市民、炸毁东西？还是玩红警2？
Einsteinb
Ah, Einsteinb, it pains me that you do not possess the intelligence of your namesake… My "hobby," as you quaintly put it, is feeding the weak-willed into my Grinder, converting their bodies into cash with which to fund my efforts to control the minds of an entire world.
Be Good!
Yuri
啊，Einsteinb，你没有与你同名者相当的智商，这真令我痛心……
正如你那略显可笑的说法，我所谓的「爱好」，就是把那些意志薄弱的人送进我的部队回收厂，将他们的肉体转化为资金，资助我控制整个世界心灵的伟业。
保重！
尤里

Dear Yuri,
I was wondering what would happen if you were to fill your mouth with skittles and somersault 50 times. After that you would do a dead knot with those thingies dangling from your head. Would you feel uncomfortable? Oh yeah! When you 'take over the world,' what will be the nationality of the people? Yurians?
Your great uncle Yucki Poo.
亲爱的尤里：
我很想知道，如果你嘴里塞满彩虹糖，然后连续翻五十个筋斗会发生什么。然后把你头上垂下来的那些玩意儿打个死结，你会觉得不舒服吗？对了！当你「统治世界」之后，你的子民应该叫什么呢？尤里人吗？
你伟大的叔叔尤奇·普
To presume that you and I are related, my dear "uncle," is the greatest of insults! My creation, the Virus, will meet you soon, and she has a special gift for you. By the way, how do YOU look exploding in a cloud of green toxic gas?
Sincerely,
Yuri
我亲爱的「叔叔」，您竟敢冒充我的亲戚，这简直是对我莫大的侮辱！我的杰作，病毒狙击手，很快就会去拜访您，她还为您准备了一份特殊的礼物。顺便问一句，当您在绿色的毒气云中爆裂开来时，您觉得看起来会是什么样子？
此致，
尤里

YURI!
Doesn't that psychic thingie you wear on your head give you a KILLER headache? I'm willing to bet you always carry a bottle of aspirin in your pocket.....
- Bruce Bond
尤里！
你头上戴的那个心灵什么玩意儿，难道不会让你头疼得要命吗？我敢打赌，你口袋里肯定随时揣着一瓶阿司匹林……
—— 布鲁斯·邦德
Bruce,
My dear boy, when my conquest of the world is complete, I shall see to it personally that you are fitted for a “psychic thingie.” Such insolence! No, my weak-willed friend, it is foolish questions like these that would cause me to carry aspirin…..
Kind Regards,
Yuri
布鲁斯：
我亲爱的孩子，当我彻底征服世界之后，我会亲自给你也戴上一个「心灵什么玩意儿」。真是狂妄至极！不，我意志薄弱的朋友，恰恰是像你这样愚蠢透顶的问题，才会让我想要随身带瓶阿司匹林……
此致，
尤里

Yo Yuri,
I've been wondering for a while now how you came to your decision to take over the world, did you just wake up one morning and say to yourself: "It's a nice day today, the sun is shining, let's take over the world!", the Soviets weren't paying you enough?
-SilverFox
PS: Don't bother coming to my house, I just a bought a battle fortress =)
哟，尤里：
我一直想问你到底是怎么下决定要征服世界的？难道你只是在某天早上醒来，对自己说：「今天天气真不错，阳光明媚，咱们来征服世界吧！」，还是说，苏联给你开的薪水不够高？
—— 银狐
PS：不用费心来我家了，我刚买了一辆战斗要塞 =)
Dear SilverFox,
Your house will be mine soon enough, even with your pathetic battle fortress and all its vaunted firepower. For you see, it is guided by men, and I have already assumed control of their weak minds and they now do my bidding, raiding your kitchen in search of chocolate chip cookies to bring back to their new leader. But I digress………
My eventual domination of the world is prophecy, my dear SilverFox, therefore ANY day is a “nice day” to take over the world. The Soviets were mere pawns, and I took from them technologies and followers that will aid me in my bid for world conquest. And yes, the Soviets were paying quite well as an “advisor;” where do you think the money for my army came from?
亲爱的银狐：
你的房子很快就会归我了，就算有你那可怜的战斗要塞和它大吹特吹的火力也无济于事。因为你要知道，它是由人来驾驶的，而我早已控制了他们脆弱的心灵。他们现在完全听凭我的差遣，正在搜刮你的厨房，寻找巧克力碎饼干敬献给他们的新领袖。不过嘛，我扯远了……
我最终统治世界是既定的预言，我亲爱的银狐，所以「任何一天」都是征服世界的「好日子」。苏联人不过是些棋子罢了，我从他们那里取得了技术与追随者，用以助力我征服世界的伟业。还有，作为「顾问」，苏联开的报酬确实相当丰厚。不然你以为我军队的资金是从哪来的？

Yuri,
Did you go bald as a result of that thing on your head? Or did you shave it all off because it screwed with the part in your hair? Also, President Bush getting less than 50% of the popular vote but still being voted into office due to a seemingly spectacular series of coincidences and mismanagement. Your doing, or just bad timing?
- Ryan B.
尤里：
你变成光头是因为头上那个玩意儿吗？还是说因为那东西把你头发的分缝给搞乱了，你才索性全剃光了？另外，布什总统在普选票不到50%的情况下，却凭借着一连串看似惊人的巧合和管理失误当选上台²。这是你干的，还是单纯巧合了？
—— 莱恩·B
Ryan,
Yet another question about my lack of hair.... I can see that your mind will be easy to subvert. It will be a pleasure to submit you to my Genetic Mutator and convert you into a mindless Brute. Hair, my future acolyte, merely filters my psychic abilities and is thus unnecessary.
Sadly, for President Bush's victory, I can take no credit, although it is a clear sign of how easy it will be to control the minds of the American people. I am, however, responsible for the Buffalo Bills going to 4 straight Super Bowls and never winning.
Kind Regards,
Yuri
莱恩：
又是一个关于我没头发的问题……我看得出，你的心灵很容易被控制，我非常乐意把你塞进我的基因突变器，让你变成一个毫无头脑的狂兽人。头发只会阻碍我的心灵能力，所以完全是没有必要的，我的未来小跟班。
遗憾的是，布什总统的胜利不能归功于我，尽管这清楚地表明了控制美国人的心智是多么轻而易举。不过，水牛城比尔队连续四次打进超级碗却从未夺冠³，这倒确实是我干的。
此致，
尤里

我超，有点意思

马克

我怎么不知道我写过这东西

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