转自：www.lintun.com* 老爸一直以追到有校花之称的老妈而自豪, * 但每次讲到掳获老妈芳心的致命关键的一封英文情书， * 老妈都笑的前俯后仰，经过我们一再催逼, * 老妈终于拿出老爸当年写给她的情书, * 看了真的是OH! MY GOD,很有一套喔! * 请注意英文部份

* Dear wang litte sister: * 亲爱的王小姐 * From see you one eye,I shit love you. * 自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上你。 * Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live. * Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again. * 你的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来， * 你的眼睛贬啊贬,我就死去活来?

* Maybe you do not remember me, no matter. * When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock. * 也许你不记得我,没有关系,当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情.

I think l should introduce myself to you. * 我想应该介绍一下自己。 * I call Li big great. Toyear 25 * 我叫李大伟,今年25(今天是today,那么今年就是toyear.至于伟就翻成great吧 ！)

I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you. * 我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。

* Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk, * and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife; * 请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。

* (实在想不起「嫁」字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光,嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。

* 至于「庙」字,也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙。) * Like Your people * 喜欢你的人 * .........原来"做早操"的英文是"make early > > fuck"...................

男生应该记住的几句英文The nice girls are ugly. 好女人不靓。 The pretty girls are not nice. 靓女不好。 The pretty and nice women are gay. 又靓又好的女人是同性恋。 The pretty, nice and hetero***ual women are married. 又靓又好又不是同性恋的女人都结婚了。 The pretty women without money are after our money. 而没有钱但是很靓的女人看上的是我们的钱。 The pretty women, who are not so nice and somewhat hetero***ual don’t think we have enough money. 不是很好但是很靓又是异性恋的女人却嫌我们的钱不多。 The women who are somewhat pretty, somewhat nice and have some money and thand god are hetero***ual are shy and never make the first move! Once we make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative. 又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的女人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。然而，一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。 Now...who in the hell undestands women? 现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解女人这东西。