一楼献给我们美好的IB年华……

1) you start walking in geometric circles
2) you start analyzing random books, song lyrics, and street signs
3) a good night's sleep is 5 hours
4) you have made up complicated metaphors relating your love life to a card game and have fun doing it
5) 16+2= ...wait let me get my graphing calculator!
6) the urge to shout "Sir, yes sir" overwhelms you and...you do it
7) the idea of "getting off on tangents" is hilariously funny
8) the word "switzerlish" makes more sense than "swiss"
8 addendum) "conspiricized" makes more sense that "conspired"... and then it takes you a couple of tries to get it right.
9) when you find mistakes in the yearbook you have to write the correction in every yearbook
10) you labor under the impression that index cards are "handy dandy nifty difty"
11) you get high off of intellectualism (credit Sheryl Crow...)
12) you logically investigate the mystical powers of the phrase "wouldn't it be funny if..."
13) you find deep meaning in the words to "I Wanna Be Sedated "
14) you don't speak french, yet you compile a list of insults in french


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18) you write stories and give them to other people to analyze for you because you don't understand them
19) you were a pair of antennae (deedleyboppers) on your head and think you're a water molecule
20) you get brownie points with your chemistry teacher for the above
21) you forget the meaning of the words "free time" yet remember the meaning of "mantic" (n. )
22) you have complicated dreams about graphing circles and ellipses
23) you start a Scrabble Club. wait...that's a bad thing?
24) you have theological discusions at parties
25) the number on your screen name corresponds to the page number that character you use for your screen name has an appearance in the book you got it from
26) whenever you're watching a movie you find all the motifs and themes
27) you start to laugh hysterically when you're writing a bibliography because a book has TWO authors
28) you find juxtapositon in places you shouldn't be looking for it
29) you spend all your time complaining about your work, then do it hurriedly because you want to get to bed and don't know where all the time went
30) you brag that you only got 2 hours of sleep last night
31) you have Amsco parties
32) you write a two page answer to a one sentence question
33) you look forward to arguing


40) you feel sorry for the chemicals in chemistry class
41) your math teacher is telling you a story and you say "that could never happen, the light bulb would burn out" and it MAKES SENSE
42) this number means something
43) your brain is such a pile of mush that you carry around a teddy bear so you don't start shaking in the middle of class
44) you are already planning where your lockers will be next year
45) at least 4 of your classes (history, english, ToK, psychology) are talking about almost the same thing, or at least you think they are ...it could be an illusion...maybe you're not in class at all...
46) 7 classes means seven classes
47) the longest you can go without caffeine is less than 24 hours...okay, okay, less than 12 hours
48) you faithfully copy words without vowels in them, yet somehow understand them
49) you still don't have a schedule after a week of school.
50) your teachers taunt each other and/or hit themselves on the head with markers or water bottles


54) rolling down hills is an appropriate math project.
55) you start overanalyzing the rainbows on people's clothing.
56) you write a newsletter half in Latin.
57) your Physics teacher knows how to say "outstanding" in over 30 languages, yet chooses "cool beans!"
58) you need a graphing calculator to bake.
59) you're disappointed when you only get 100% on a test.
60) you're smarter than all your teachers...no, that just means you're in public school.
61) you relax vicariously through your non-IB friends.
62) you forget to breathe (or to eat, or to sleep, or other luxuries).
63) you realize the IB drop outs are smarter than you are.
64) you utilize semi-advanced computer technology to make stupid web sites like this one!
65) writing poetry is your idea of a good time.
68) you have a better love life on the computer than in real life.


71) you attempt to do your extended essay on Dr.Seuss
72) your idea of a 3am party game is analyzing the socio-political commentary in Dr.Seuss
73) you complain about studying for your foreign language exam...in your foreign language
74) you have a thought, and it hurts.
75) you have a hurt, and it thoughts.
76) your main addiction is to sleep...and you're always experiencing withdrawal.
77) you get angry at someone for being late so you can't copy their homework.
78) your backpack is heavier than you are.
79) you realize that something is missing when your backpack feels too light.
80) you complain that you can't store notes on your graphing calculator for the IB English exam.
81) you get a smug satisfaction out of f-f-f-finally remembering the word "fovea" (or f-f-f-forgetting "Fundamental Laws")
82) you use logic to justify the color of your nail polish.
83) you can't enjoy a heart-warming cartoon because the French grammar is wrong.
84) the most peer pressure you have recently experienced is someone trying to get you to eat potato chips.


另一位资深IBer说： You know you are in IB when...
3 words: "Calculus is Cool!"
3 more: "Time Dilation is fun!"
And finally: "If I had been stuck without power in an ice storm, I would have built my own generator!"
You have a laboratory in your bedroom. You have a bed in your laboratory. =)
You'll do yourself bodily harm for the sake of a Macbeth English presentation.
You know at least 15 digits of pi. 3.14
15926535897
9323846264338327950288419716939937510582097...
You celebrate pi day (3/14), mole day (10/23), and pi approximation day (22/7 (d/m), as 22/7 is very close to pi.)
You chant pi over candles on pi day, and follow up with a rousing chorus of pi day songs.
You own more than 3 calculators.
You get hit by a car, and the first thing you think is: "inertia!"
You have a favourite element.
You've paid money to take a test or tests.
Over the summer, you felt it necessary to "get in some culture", and attended several performances of "Shakespeare in the Park".


各种笑话，层出不穷！国际文凭不只是一张纸，而更是一份情愫，一种经历。
同学们要加油咯！只要用心，绝对没有问题的！我这不也混了个44么……


额

经典的。嗯转走、、

谷歌上巨多的说。以上的内容是两个link里面的。况且每个班的情况都不同，很多笑料都可以原创的。暑假在工作之余很想回高中tutor现在高三的IBers。毕竟以前得到老师同学的许多帮助，现在也想鼓励下一届的人才们……