秋水蓝天🌿的个人资料

七夕快乐七夕中国情人节，有情人去会情人，没情人欣赏个笑话。派出所院子里跑进来一只小猪，把民警种的菜给吃了，所长让把小猪抓住先关起来，再找猪的主人，把吃了的菜给赔了，可找了两天没找着。所长怕小猪饿死主人找来不好说，就让喂起来了！半年多过去了，眼看就到年底了，猪长了200多斤还没见人来认领，所里研究决定杀了分给大家过年！猪刚杀好正准备分肉，派出所旁边一老头来到院子对所长说：“你看我家的猪犯了错，你抓也抓了，关也关了，判也判了，而且执行的是死刑，现在你们总得让我来收个尸了吧？”全所民警晕倒……

外出旅游的朋友，别错过了各地的名菜。 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5MjY0NzU1Ng%3D%3D%26mid%3D210304983%26idx%3D7%26sn%3Dfc6cab3a00825cbb8793c57ea93c9e7a%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3DZ8hQAtABBPZCKLFTust6%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=6446c909547f23a647352e231477f929

1元=1分求证：1元=1分解：1元=100分 =10分X10分 =1角X1角 =0.1元X0,1元 =0.01元 =1分

广州莲花山

别人的飞机飞走了，我们的晚点三小时，郁闷。；

一家有女，整整五双，人美歌亮，羡煞旁人。 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzAxMzIzMzc5Ng%3D%3D%26mid%3D213045897%26idx%3D5%26sn%3D5642213ae48a17df7d614fc72dd671fb%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=df5a340a7770a07b22e003e1bdf82347

玩玩看 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffooplay01.com%2F1001%2Fgame.html%3Fv%3D1437287324608%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0&urlrefer=d77b5075d4bd6b7e228016238f8cdc3e

时间有点早，有吧友起床了吗？

忘记历史就是背叛 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA5NTkzNjMwOA%3D%3D%26mid%3D202037836%26idx%3D2%26sn%3D5fe48ac1ea6f0f619af2d11a2520f450%26scene%3D1%26from%3Dgroupmessage%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=f0f5f926bef7dde21dc50ec84faa426c

几天来，心脏有些不舒服，心闷心悸。早八点赶来医院，挂了个心内科，排队23号，现在才看到11号。

感动 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzAwNTEyNjE5OA%3D%3D%26mid%3D437577952%26idx%3D3%26sn%3Df491cc59c00a1b036b8bbde6d6083f5b%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=f83ec09a5d450d4e8aa5a99776e2ca06

虽非豪门望族，却也美丽风流。下午在公园几平米的地方拍到这几种小花，没一样叫得上名字。

世界15个惊悚景点 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fm.toutiao.com%2Fgroup%2Farticle%2F4245134041%2F%3Ftt_from%3Dweixin_moments%26iid%3D2472179413%26app%3Dnews_article%26from%3Dgroupmessage%26isappinstalled%3D0%26wxshare_count%3D2&urlrefer=2ca44f438b73c8cf4bebd5a9d88ef66c

母亲们节日快乐今天不干活

刚和朋友聊天中午好，吃的啥好菜。鱼肉而已[图片] 我吃苦瓜时尚

这衣服，穿时没有，收时怎这么多。洗好多时的毛衣、棉衣，今天整理入柜，怎么觉得平时穿也没什么衣服，收捡时这么多了呢。

五、二，真的很安静。'

鸡蛋盛宴 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA5MzAwMzg3NQ%3D%3D%26mid%3D206187862%26idx%3D2%26sn%3D295398520b44a758a79fea6a29eac3e1%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=cd24c414021e5368591d6b13ffde4c32

养过许多次金鱼，没活过一年，今天忍不住又买四条，鱼缸也打了，难得再买，洗个油壶做它们的家。

我发的绿豆芽

站在道口看5秒钟，能看出他们是朝哪个方向走吗？ '经常经过这条隧道，看到里面行走的人，就猜想他们是从这边走过去，还是从那边走过来？看5秒钟不行，10秒钟也不行。让你看5秒钟，能判断隧道里的行人朝哪个方向走吗？

随缘家乡的水上公路，壮观。 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fview.inews.qq.com%2Fa%2FNEW2015022201277604%3Frefer%3Dwx_relatednews2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0&urlrefer=093c19b481a1d01dc2a681240ff47f77

难得装傻、 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzAwNjAyNjE3NQ%3D%3D%26mid%3D204546471%26idx%3D1%26sn%3D56b1e2c4c0817dda83da7ef6fa79d933%26scene%3D1%26from%3Dgroupmessage%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=084c770b93f92ffb22ba1b9da9dd5c18

禅 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5OTQxODU0MA%3D%3D%26mid%3D205301509%26idx%3D1%26sn%3D9a9a5e21495e6b634f23905cc8971b64%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=5a464802cdac8f8cd23a8b4f04157e49

番茄叶快上市了，多吃它。 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA3MDA3MDU3NA%3D%3D%26mid%3D209731540%26idx%3D4%26sn%3D68c64769b33fd6b324f749524c845995%23rd&urlrefer=2e724200e60b4ecbf8f95f99c1daf407

金三鑫是什么这种帖居然删不了。

花非花，树非树。

这样说，你们认同吗？ http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5MDg0OTE0Mw%3D%3D%26mid%3D214514926%26idx%3D4%26sn%3D6bcfa65427e798cffa56dac44cf26082%23rd&urlrefer=099de886c694d205c11f319c42ab3e69

这是什么果，出产地的吧友且慢说。

好久没猜谜了元宵佳节猜灯谜，出几个字大家猜。哑口无言水落石出挖空心思残茶剩饭接二连三一刀两断半推半就每句成语的谜底为一个字。

元宵节快乐！ http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fhk.weixinhe.com%2Fy12006.php%3Fnote%3D%25D5%25B5%25D5%25B5%25BB%25A8%25B5%25C6%25B1%25A8%25D4%25AA%25D2%25B9%25A3%25AC%25CB%25EA%25CB%25EA%25C8%25F0%25D1%25A9%25D5%25D7%25B7%25E1%25C4%25EA%25A3%25AC%25D3%25F1%25D6%25F2%25B3%25A4%25B5%25F7%25C7%25A7%25BB%25A7%25C0%25D6%25A3%25AC%25BB%25A8%25B5%25C6%25B1%25E9%25D5%25D5%25CD%25F2%25BC%25D2%25B4%25BA%25A3%25AC%25D7%25A3%25CE%25D2%25C7%25D7%25B0%25AE%25B5%25C4%25C5%25F3%25D3%25D1%25A3%25AC%25D4%25AA%25CF%25FC%25BD%25DA%25BF%25EC%25C0%25D6%25A3%25A1%26vtype%3D%26vid%3D%26from%3Dgroupmessage%26isappinstalled%3D0&urlrefer=d123ddd20e7fceaf58b296ab293ecac1

一张让人震惊的工资条 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA3MDIwMDIwMA%3D%3D%26mid%3D205146511%26idx%3D1%26sn%3D318a92e134a2de5df9f11b857a10449f%26scene%3D1%26from%3Dsinglemessage%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=82ec4f260bbf5bc9a5069a27444d7a3d

,春暖花开

拜年啦 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.jiajia.net%2Fspring%2Fyanhua.html%3Ffrom%3Dsinglemessage%26isappinstalled%3D0&urlrefer=5508875ea783863828a7d95b9c171dfb 祝吧友们羊年大发，吉祥如意，身体健康，幸福美满。

希望它是乱报

去重庆旅游又有好景点 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fview.inews.qq.com%2Fw%2FWXN20150212012420041%3Frefer%3Dnwx%26openid%3Do04IBAOy2fEpEtxPMSUKd6GHddR0%26groupid%3D1423735883%26msgid%3D0%26isappinstalled%3D1&urlrefer=9b9e05068ff6804b92dd6492ca02bbd8

人生最大的成功是什么 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA5ODExNjEwNw%3D%3D%26mid%3D203391267%26idx%3D1%26sn%3Daabc894529df2eb87f68e2b941868d53%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=ca2fe0f50c7dfe6b62bb7ce7e2333957

奶奶的微信 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5MTU2ODQyMA%3D%3D%26mid%3D200628656%26idx%3D4%26sn%3Dc4d148dafda5b61fbfd7dd025f92bb57%26scene%3D1%26from%3Dsinglemessage%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=adca048076be5ff1c8991bdfaf9f4a1c

做人多大气，就有多成功。 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA5MjAzOTQzMQ%3D%3D%26mid%3D203017578%26idx%3D1%26sn%3Da8ee6865b52e97bc185865ac191617bc%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=fbe3991ee4b044969b7beb99e2fe09d3

注意呵，这些花不能养在室内。 "' http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA5NjAxNzIwOA%3D%3D%26mid%3D202692293%26idx%3D8%26sn%3D344731a508f47dfc9dc3a9f1d5f27342%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=9f7da0a37fe6b5dd712153e31254c3c8

系统更新，更不更？进入老吧(其实QQ、微信也一样)就跳出”系统更新”的文字，有人说不能随便更新，会给安装很多无用的应用，可是不更新又怕有些新东西未采用。吧友们，你们更新了没有？有何益处？交流一下吧。

最近最火的一幅对联 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA3MTQxODAxOA%3D%3D%26mid%3D210587075%26idx%3D3%26sn%3D3eea8c1779d662ffed2a9256ebb2aed0%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=20c98a888af0da5f1ce8ae8915aeb03c

家有旧毛衣，改成新包包。' http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA3NzA5MDMyMg%3D%3D%26mid%3D204867732%26idx%3D4%26sn%3Dbd5f3d2da281e38a7861f569f0bf938d%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=c9f71b459bd2ccbc7b3503b420b6494c

人，简单才会快乐。 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5MzIwNTA0MA%3D%3D%26mid%3D204190327%26idx%3D1%26sn%3Dccf317eb41df3630fd448f17ca1f3f9d%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=43304b06a1f4782875a9dc6e55005b7c

听说这几种菜可让人增强记忆力. http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5NjY2MDcxMQ%3D%3D%26mid%3D203949896%26idx%3D6%26sn%3D77e891e1c58d7158af8868533000dded%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=53f49fd6eba007b1688a2b0ac5c788a5

2015年挂历' http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA4ODUzODEwNw%3D%3D%26mid%3D202155680%26idx%3D1%26sn%3Db8c8e05574829d7ae7e28e0da59aad09%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=dff464b5ccb3a41829a488fedd4a0b17

一条围巾，妙手生花. http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5MjY3MzM0MA%3D%3D%26mid%3D203693948%26idx%3D4%26sn%3Df3f39038c515ee4379946d738cb00b54%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=b3da540488fca09f80aa914af93b5e53

千手观音，已看过多少年了，现在看起来还是那么惊艳。 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5NzM0MjkxMA%3D%3D%26mid%3D202082042%26idx%3D3%26sn%3Dc270f9fde7ba408e3cc53eadcb5a51bf%26scene%3D1%26from%3Dsinglemessage%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=f1069637dc65d3649eb6431f9962452b,

今天大寒今年冬天气候好

三星手机，网速越来越,慢越来越慢越来越慢。原来安装有手机助手，间或清理清理，后来去售后服务处理别的问题时他们给我卸掉了。他们是专业人员，肯定处理是正确的，可网速却是越来越慢了。尤其是QQ、微信，五、六秒，上十秒才能出来，真能练历我的性子。求吧友们教教怎样能使手机加快速度。_

千奇百怪的鲜花 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5OTY3MDE5MA%3D%3D%26mid%3D203049180%26idx%3D7%26sn%3D70296b14d5fc9776162c9808b73b623f%26scene%3D1%26from%3Dsinglemessage%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=d75823415682e946b866150ac74f964c

【Android反馈】我的贴吧抱抱怎么不能用了？百度贴吧客户端6.4.0, 4.2.2, GT-I9168I, WIFI:以前用过抱抱的，现在突然不能用了，请求恢复抱抱的使用。一

新年钟声就要敲响，吧友们新年快乐！

会议中的电话铃声前日我和单位几个退休职工代表去原位所属市一部门反映事情，接待我们的是一个局长，两个主任。会议开了一个多小时，这期间两位主任的电话各唱了六、七次歌，各离开会议室接了一次电话。局长接了两次电话，没听到响铃声。这些铃声中也许真的全是工作上的事，但是就不能事先按个振动吗？老人们发言中，突然一歌声大声响起，马上思路中断，好一阵才能寻回先前的路。我不知道政府对公务员们的工作作风是否有这么一条，工作会议中必须关机，但我想不须规定，凭着对百姓的尊重也应遵守这一点：耐心倾听百姓的声音，而不是敷衍应对，心不在焉。

在深圳买房的钱在别国能买啥 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5NDg2OTU0MA%3D%3D%26mid%3D298722368%26idx%3D5%26sn%3D21fe067c76588b986015321b05885508%26scene%3D2%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=65c37d412200c16166ae43e97714c3e3

客人今天走了

美———食奶油巧克力蛋糕

刚刚发生的事回帖去了，锅烧糊了。

新人民币即将上市 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA5ODgwNTgxNw%3D%3D%26mid%3D200985822%26idx%3D4%26sn%3Db149ed79d72fcaeeac35cbcee7223322%26scene%3D1%26from%3Dsinglemessage%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=f7dd82f34f94f1c4959b2d8b7ff12840

鬼手机怎么了？今天手机上的电话联系人全部突然消失了，(微信的还在)，一头雾水不知原因，想找回来试了很多也未成功，吧友们知道怎么回事，怎么找回吗？望指教。