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英语祝福语 Hope your birthday begins a new year with special happiness and all that means the most to you.  愿你的生日迎来充满无限幸福的新的一年,以及你最珍惜的一切。  Wishing you a birthday that is among your very best. I hope that all the years ahead will be as happy as you have been in the past.  祝你度过一个最美好的生日,希望你未来的日子与以往一样快乐!  Congratulations on your birthday. May the coming year be filled with happiness and success.  敬贺诞辰!愿这一切充满欢乐、成功!  May every special happiness fill this day for you and may the year bring all the best things you are looking forward to.  愿你的生日特别快乐,愿新的一年中心想事成!  Please accept my small gift for your birthday. It is a tiny token of thoughts and friendship. A very, very happy birthday!  请接受我送给你的生日小礼物,它是思念和友谊的象征。生日特别快乐!  Congratulations and warmest wishes for your birthday and every day.  祝你生日快乐,天天快乐!  Allow me to congratulate you on your birthday and may you enjoy good health and long life.  允许我在你生日之际向你祝贺,祝你健康、长寿!  Time flies. Today comes your birthday. The best of all good things for this special day and all the many more to come. Many happy returns!  时光飞逝,今天又是你的生日,愿今天你拥有一切美丽,来年生日更美好,一年更胜一年。生日快乐!  May you keep in good health and good spirit both on your birthday and all through the year. Hope your birthday is happy and your wishes all come true.  祝你生日健康愉快,祝你天天健康愉快,愿你一切愿望都能实现。  Permit me to congratulate you on reaching another of these anniversary landmarks today. May each day be as happy as your birthday. Have a wonderful birthday!  祝贺你抵达了生命的又一个里程碑,愿你每天都象过生日一样充满喜悦。祝你生日无比快乐!
不要在孩子们面前说这些话!<笑话~~> Please never say these in front of our kids!不要在孩子们面前说这些话!1st Scene<场景1>. Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right in front of their little son. Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch<贱女人>! Mommy : What?? You Bastard<杂种>! Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard?? At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something. Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen, son. Son : Oh I see! > > > > > > > > 2nd Scene... Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they mentioned the words 'breasts ' and 'penises '. Mommy was reading the papers. Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises? At this moment, mommy turned blue , and quickly thought of something to say. Mom: It means coats and hats, son. Son : Oh I see! > > > > > > 3rd Scene... Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by the toilet. Suddenly daddy cut himself and scream ... Daddy : Oh SHIT!! Son : Daddy, what's shit? At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged , and quickly thought of something to say.. Daddy : It means shaving cream<剃须油>, son. Son : Oh I see!! > > > > > > > > 4th Scene.. Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing<填> the turkey<火鸡> into the stove<火炉>. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said... Mommy : Oh! Fuck! Son : Mommy, what's ****? At this moment, Mommy froze<僵硬>. She quickly thought of something to say. Mommy : It means stuffing, sonSon : Oh I see!! > > > > > > > 5th Scene... It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly<充分地> opened the door to let all that is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house. Proudly<骄傲地,自豪地,光明正大地> he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy at the moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and mummy is ****ing the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come out in a minute!! Everyone fainted !!!!!!!!!! haha, I fainted, too.
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