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(转)外国论坛上神文一篇:Why I'm Divorced Why I'm Divorced Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.' I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember. My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.' I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?' He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband , my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... on the couch.... naked.
8.0四号彻底废了 豹头没了 75L70没了。。。
两辆坦克求鉴定 RT 同学在内蒙拍的
7.5分房好像改了。。。 看到好几次T54当9级房班长。。。。 我12t还当了次6级房班长
刚才装显卡驱动看到一辆没见过的坦克 RT
今天被美国佬说了下 很不爽 今天打美服59 一个队友白字说 59火力真差 说明中国男人的JJ都跟59一样弱 如果是你你怎么回
WG内部资料 大家看看就好了 别乱传
6209虎王诱导轮问题求教 有图 1楼防吞
收到空中网一邮件。。。空中网开始发彩票了? 这是什么。。。。。学盛大玩砸龙蛋么
我来大胆预测下战机世界 战机世界出来后毛子绝对要弄架金币飞机 他就是C系的歼5
发个54的最新战报 蹲坑诺夫卡轻松的 ╮(╯▽╰)╭
发个处女模 渣笔摄影
新手改造E75 求建议 128mm PAK44野战炮的炮管 请问这炮管可以装到小号手的E75上么 = =
新人做黑豹D 求指点 做的威龙黑豹D6428 带防磁装甲版的。。。感觉很坑 防磁装甲上漆之后会不会很丑啊 = = 在网上找了好多别人做的黑豹D 基本都是6299的 细节似乎有点不一样 = = 模型提供的两根小金属天线说明书上似乎画的是粘在挡泥板上。。。不知道完成图啥样。。。有哪位前辈能给张图看看么 = =
E100坦歼的炮的来源? 白板虎炮?
求军事帝鉴定这是啥玩意 = =
好牛的验证码啊
我怎么觉得大家发的T110图有问题 我怎么感觉所谓的T110只是M103的另外一个炮塔 = = 车身一摸一样 而且有人说他的炮的类型和T34差不多T110有张比较图边上停的也是T34不是T30吧
帝国工会肿么了 继KS 58之后猎人小队也走了 帝国出了成绩的战队全跑了 ╮(╯▽╰)╭
ST论坛怎么了 发现登不上去。。。显示在建设中。。。。。是我电脑的问题么 = =
7.0豹走的春天啊 7.0要恢复火炮弹道了 ╮(╯▽╰)╭
自从拿到神号觉得坦克世界太无聊了 哎。。。。。啥车都有还能玩啥呢 = =
求助。。。我车库怎么这样了 今天更新的图标插件。。。。好像是我弄错了哪个文件。。。。成这样了因该怎么改啊
大家有没有觉得荒漠小镇这张图不公平 在大家配置差不多的情况下中坦在D7那僵持 I出生点的重坦只要沿K线进攻自家火炮全覆盖II出生点的火炮K线很多点都打不到
E100能装猎虎的炮么 为什么不给E100个猎虎的炮撒 或者猎虎换个E75的底盘嘛
为什么刚才看号被封了 刷新一下又没事了 为什么为什么。。。。我还给吧主发信问为什么被封了 然后刷新下又没被封。。。。
8102发号现场 北圣真是好工会啊
史上最牛X单局银币 有图有JB 求超越
我惊呆了 蟋蟀改版了有图有JB 有图有JB,,,,,,蟋蟀可以带170炮了
这次更新之后钱的调整 每次打完之后钱又调少了 大家感觉到没?
D系应该这样改 D系应该把所有坦克首下都改成3002那样 = = 我记得以前兵器杂志都是拿isu-152跟猎虎比较的。。。现在从哪弄来的704 = =
这是什么战绩有人能解释下么!!!!!!!!!!!! 游戏ID厕所所长 我问他本人她也不知道 = = 求高玩解释4189经验无双倍是怎么打出来的 = =
【水】 萨菲罗斯VS奎托斯 这两个人打起来谁比较强啊 =。=
求军事帝。。。这是虾米东西
这分组在吧里什么水平? 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题 如题
同样一个炮在高级车上是不是厉害点? 第一次发现这个事实虎王用71L88炮 后来就是小老鼠用虎王的105炮 现在黑豹用71L88感觉也比虎式的长88用的舒服啊。。。。。这是错觉么 = =
大家来认认这是神马坦克 有图有JB RT
3002是神车啊 = = 神车啊神车。。。。9级房打出来的 黑豹好难熬啊
99式VS90 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fv.youku.com%2Fv_show%2Fid_XMzAyMzA2ODA%3D.html&urlrefer=bfe2622c85552cbfbf991886b1df6a53 炮控系统悬挂系统真的差好多啊 =。=
坦克世界彻底摧毁了我对喵王的映像。。。 以前一直以为喵王的保时捷炮塔(白板炮塔)最好 流线造型超帅的有木有!!! 玩了游戏才知道铸造型的保时捷炮塔还没焊接型的亨舍尔炮塔好。。。。各种不给力啊
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