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超级经典的妓女口号(不看后悔) 某国进入总统大选,选票拉到了一个很大的城市。一位总统候选人的智囊团对他出主意,让那些妓女也来投票。妓女们纷纷赞成。但是,妓女群体毕竟不同于工会组织之类,大家都怕出差错,特别是在游行时喊口号出错。于是,智囊团建议审查游行口号。等到游行那一天,城市的各局长负责审理妓女队伍的标语。只见妓女1队伍的标语口号是:“一不偷,二不抢,三不反对执政党。”安全局长见了,高兴地说:“行啦,行啦!” 只见妓女2队伍的标语口号是:“不占地,不占房,只是用了一张床。”国土局长见了,高兴的说:“好咧,好咧!”只见妓女3队伍的标语口号是:“不生女,不添男,不给政府添麻烦。”人口局长见了,高兴的说:“不错,不错!” 只见妓女4队伍的标语口号是:“无噪音,无污染,只是偶尔喊一喊。”环保局长见了,高兴的说:“你们喊吧,你们喊吧!”只见妓女5队伍的标语口号是:“无资金,无贷款,自带设备搞生产。”开发局长见了,高兴的说:“欢迎,欢迎!"只见妓女6队伍的标语口号是:“下岗妹,别流泪,跟我走进夜总会。”社保局长见了,高兴的说:“总会,总会。”只见妓女7队伍的标语口号是:“虽舒服,也劳累,拉动内需创外汇。”经贸局长见了,高兴的说:“拉吧,创吧!"只见妓女8对伍的标语口号是:“灾不招,祸不惹,坚决不当第三者。”妇联主任见了,高兴地说:“省心,省心!” 只见妓女9队伍的标语口号是:“一不偷,二不抢,注重信誉抓市场。”工商局长见了,高兴地说:“提娼,提娼!” 只见妓女10队伍的标语口号是:“丑不嫌,老不怕,培养干部责任大。”组织部长见了,高兴地说:“谢谢,谢谢!”
TO BE WITH YOU 介绍 Mr. Big - To Be With You超级好听一首歌,也是奥林巴斯用的广告曲之一,这可是原唱版MTV哦,绝对和westlife的翻唱版有不一样的感觉。喜欢中间的一段solo,推荐! 整部作品洋溢着一种享受音乐创作的轻松气氛,音乐从不易察觉的乐队成员相视笑声起始,掌控节奏的鼓点随之而起,主唱磁性的歌声恰到好处的融入进来,歌声中饱含着源自心底的深情乞求,丝丝椎心痛楚传入听者心底,而此时乐队其他成员的合音顺势将音乐的深情引入极至,主唱歌声与背景合音的一唱一和交相辉映也成就了这首音乐的最突出的特点。特别值得一提的是 Eric Martin 的演唱,他那优雅而深情的演绎风格是其他重金属歌手身上找不到的。音乐背景中的吉他扫弦也非常见功底,给整首音乐增色许多又不喧宾夺主,这全部归功于技艺非凡的吉他手Paul Gilbert,因此MR.BIG每首歌曲中都有一段经典耐听的吉他SOLO也成就了MR.BIG的独特音乐个性。Hold on little girl show me what he's done to you Stand up little girl A broken heart can't be that bad when it's through, it's through Fate will twist the both of you So come on baby come on over Let me be the one to show you I'm the one who wants to be with you Deep inside I hope you feel it too Waited on a line of greens and blues Just to be the next to be with you Build up your confidence So you can be on top for once Wake up who cares about Little boys that talk too much I seen it all go down Your game of love was all rained out So come on baby, come on over Let me be the one to hold you Why be alone when we can be together baby You can make my life worthwile and I can make you start to smile When it's through It's through Fate would twist the both of you So come on baby Come on over Let me be the one To show you
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