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吐血！！ 小魔到底回来没！！！！！！！谁来解释一下！！！
无聊，来发个跟自己很像的图
喂！云哥你速度也太快了吧？ ·············我才走了几天你就和小魔煮生米·································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································我最近被人整了，有点失常了·········································································································································································································郁闷·········································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································································算了
我走了，88~~~` 偶要去以天为被，以地为床了——————当偶发现所有人都抛弃我时，还有一个人会陪在我身边，偶很感动！现在偶要走了，会有一个月又见不到他了，幸运的是偶还有另一个人陪（类朋友5年没见了）···不晓得会发生什么事，我语无伦次了，8月再见了个位！88~~~~~~~~~~
我走了，88~~~`
感动！偶终于把画照下来了 这是云哥，偶不是只画脸的，全身的那张太模糊了
额啊~~~~~头疼死了！！ 昨天被老妈拉去和我大姨妈PK酒量，你们两个没良心的先让我K一顿再说！！！！！
呜，偶发现自从进了这个吧，自己就越来越不正阱了 错字的几率大增啊！！！
玩网游真难啊！！！！！ 我都找不到怪让我砍！！！自己打经验少，还容易死，找同级的组队又找不到人！！！找人带，那人根本不管我的死活，而且怪太强一碰怪，我就挂了，半天都没生一级，郁闷啊
悲惨的一天——我不要当黑奴！ 我昨天在网吧被老妈逮到后，老妈决定给我找个工作（我家旁边）！！————剪线头子！！！！！ 无奈之下我一个大男生在欧巴桑中艰苦奋斗了一个早上，加工了100件衣服。不过一件衣服多少钱啊？无意中听见一欧巴桑对另一个欧巴桑说：“看就这样做，这一件1分钱····” ·····-_-+不会吧，事实证明上天还是对得起我的，我的是一件2分钱的（总共==2元），不行了我要抓狂了。我当然不愿干了，但····我睡完午觉之后发现家里沙发上全是衣服，汗！老妈竟然把衣服带回来加工！！！我只好和老妈一起加工了，可能是我还没睡醒，一不小心剪到自己的头发了，呜-----。 就在100件快完的时候，欧巴桑跑来说有两件衣服剪坏了（老妈剪的）····！呜这下一分工钱也领不到了！疯了怎么会有这种工作啊！！！！！！无力老妈还在加工剩下的几件说不能轻易放弃之类的话，呜呜--打死我也不再干了！！！
云哥你是主角哦 经本人实地考察后——本文诞生了！ 剧情为： 某萧一个刀手将云哥劈晕抱起准备劫走。不料这时出现一黑衣男子，眼神冰冷致极。汗，难，难到说这就是传说中的魔王！！！ 魔王冷笑一声：“竟然赶抢我的人，你找死！”就在我们强悍无比的魔王殿下要使出必杀技之召唤地狱魔兽的时候，萧萧突然指着魔王后面大喊：“幼稚园放学了！！” 趁魔王走神之际，萧萧抱着云哥逃跑————————————————————running——————————————某萧再次被拦，眼前一卡哇衣的小女孩正手拿粉红色的重炮枪对准某萧：“大胆狂徒，还不快把我妈放下（汗，我总觉得这话咋特别扭，不过我有实地考察的）”剧情就这样完了？绝对不可以！某萧勉强躲过卡哇衣的小女孩的重炮攻击ing——————烟里雾里的——————突然红光一闪萧萧只觉手上一轻，青邪云再度被人抢走，不用问了，此人乃大名鼎鼎的沙漠一只狐——漠狐是也！！！！！（话说这是哪来的称号好熟悉哦，我把漠狐也撤进来了，不会被打吧，抖） 魔王赶到场，与漠狐对视（两大BOSS即将交手，天空黑云密部，大地上四处是闪电雷鸣！！！轰隆隆———轰隆隆——！！！—），但天空又瞬时恢复晴朗，漠狐对魔王无奈叹到：“唉，给你就给你吧！”随手仍出一张纸。 魔王勾勾手指，那纸便听话的飘过来，萧萧+幼稚园一看上面赫然写着：I am is 北大录取通知书！！！（汗只是剧情而已），于是漠狐便红衣一抖消失了······ 10分钟后···某导哭着脸死命的扒着云哥：别不演啊都快结局了——”云哥不甩他继续和魔王+萧萧+漠狐+幼稚园一起打牌中··· 最后！结局改为萧萧+漠狐+幼稚园结合力量将云哥唤醒，4人齐力救回被伏地魔（某导饰演）控制的魔王。 公告：某导因受严重内伤+外伤，暂时无法出院，全体员工放假两个月！
偶是云邪青的FANS HI魔王我也帮你水帖好了（没办法你是主角）
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