漂流瓶之梦的个人资料

[图片话题贴、文字话题贴申请处] 近来贴吧开通了【每日话题】和【图片话题】功能，吧友可以把原创或者他人的帖子在此贴中申请置顶。【申请要求】： 1.申请资格：贴吧等级6级或6级以上，对贴吧有一定了解的吧友。 2.申请范围：谢耳朵orTBBT相关内容，包括剧集类，文字类，新闻类等等。 3.申请要求： ①必须是原创或经过整理的，大部分吧友能参与的内容 ②必须和近期有联系的，发生或者将要发生的讨论内容。 4.申请格式：申请种类：话题贴/图片贴帖子标题：帖子地址：【话题补充】 1.在置顶的话题贴或者图片贴中刷回复的一律一天（情况严重者三天） 2.话题贴在结束后，吧务组会根据其质量内容考虑是否加精。@奉壹@洋葱就洋葱吧 3.相同话题贴取1L内容相对较好且发帖时间越早的置顶

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【转】Chuck Lorre 的vanity card 大爆炸的制作人Chuck Lorre是我最喜欢的美剧编剧和制作人之一。除了大爆炸，他还编写、制作过《老公老婆不登对》、《好汉两个半》、《老妈们》等等很不错的美剧。我想这个人在生活中也一定是个很欢乐人，才能写出这么多欢乐的生活。很早就留意到在每集大爆炸之后，都会有一张像这样的卡片这些卡片是Chuck Lorre的留言，内容不一。有时候是编导评论，有时候是对生活的观察感悟。Chuck Lorre把这个叫Vanity Card，直译过来是“虚荣卡片”。感觉这些卡片名字本身都透着Lorre自嘲又欢乐的性格。本着无聊加宅女的品质，我来把他们一张一张翻译过来然后贴出来，大家一起来无聊才是无聊的最高境界。此贴为翻译贴，中心为大爆炸的父亲Chuck Lorre。每日一更，心情好的时候两更，凌晨左右或午夜左右更，有吧友要帮忙请提前私信我，本人不信任Google等网络翻译器。下面开始。

美剧中的【好基友好朋友】转自时光网

【动态图中的趣味科学】不定期更新（转自大爆炸吧）

求大神！磁场综合题第二问不会

【转帖】入门美剧TOP20（转自美剧吧）

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【公告】那几个铃声贴的文件我已传到本吧Q群中，欢迎大家来下载群号是【255748395】文件是永久性的可以直接下载，还有很多大爆炸学习笔记哦~~

Moonpie们的作品

TBBT动漫萌图

【旧貌换新颜】谢耳朵吧吧务招聘！（急需图片小编和视频小编）很高兴的告诉大家~咱们的耳朵吧终于开通了图片库和视频库！所以现在急需图片小编和视频小编~~当然小吧主也在继续招募中~~ 希望亲们踊跃报名！报名格式： ID: 报名职务（小吧/图片小编/视频小编）：上网时间：是否担任过其他吧的吧主或小编：自荐宣言：

【发现】这里有好多平铺！ 1L防偷窥

【铭♡悠】<<<<<这是格式君。其实“铭悠=茗悠”这个玄机好多人都发现了吧

﹏┃悠然如秋┃﹏新人报道！是看过少女病才喜欢上她的！

2个6代宠物蛋谁要？免费送都是QGG

求解一道导数题！已知f(x)=logax-x+1（a>0，且a≠1）（1）若a=e求f(x)单调区间（2）若f(x)>0在区间(1,2)上恒成立求a的取值范围第二问怎么做？

（吧主请看）有一提议不知可行不？如果将贵吧与谢耳朵吧合并在一起或许能增加人气？因为毕竟喜欢谢耳朵的人很多啊，贵吧的1500会员与谢耳朵吧的2000会员合在一起或许会更热闹！只是建议＾_＾两位吧主考虑下咩～－－谢耳朵吧吧主

【【【【求大神解答】】】】】！！！！！已知函数f(x）=1/3a2x3+3ax2+8x,g(x)=x3+3m2x-8m (1)求f(x)在x=1处的切线斜率的取值范围； (2)当f(x)在x=1处的切线的斜率最小时，求f(x)的解析式； (3)在(2)的条件下，是否存在实数m，使得对任意的x1属于[-1,2]，总存在x0属于[0,1]，使得g(x0)=f(x1)成立？若存在，求出实数m的取值范围；若不存在，请说明理由。

少女病会出单行本么？不想买萌芽

HTF真心重口味！看了3集实在看不下去了

这是什么吧。。茫然中。。

【官方微博】欢迎有新浪微博的童鞋关注~~ 微博名称是@谢耳朵吧微博欢迎大家关注！

【★夏茗悠★+新人】刚看完《再见冥王星》的新人一只~~ 不知道在我看来有些矫情的对白为什么最后看到哭，不知道为什么是很好的结局最后留在心底地的还是淡淡的悲伤。不知道为什么。

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【吧务】谢耳朵吧吧务建议贴希望大家有什么建设吧的建议在这里提出，不要新开主题哦！谢谢！

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聚美体很火的样子- - 你只看到我是博士却没看到我的天才你有你的努力我有我的天才你觉得我刻薄我有我的温柔你嘲笑我没有朋友不配去爱我可怜你不够天才你可以轻视我的年轻我会证明这是我的天才弦定理是注定孤独的旅行路上少不了质疑和嘲笑但那又怎样哪怕不断失败也要活的漂亮。我是谢耳朵，我为自己代言大家都来造句啊哈哈

【TBBT】6.17剧透相关资讯 Raj is sitting in an empty coffee shop with potential love interest, Lucy. He is talking about himself and where he has studied and that he is an astrophysicist. In the first take, he says "So I went to Cambridge to study astronomy, which is good because Cambridge looks like Hogwart. Now I am an astrophysicist at Caltech. So you could say that Raj is my name and stars are my game. Rhyming is also my game." [This dialogue was much shorter in the second take] He stops talking and asks her to talk about herself. She says, "I have to go to the bathroom." and gets up and he says, "We have so much in common! I go to the bathroom, too! More frequently than I'd care to admit... but I got it checked out. It's nothing." She excuses herself and he's smiling because he thinks the date is going super well. He asks the server for a chai refill and says "I have a good feeling about this!" As he's saying this to himself, you see Lucy outside, walking away. [This got a lot of sad awwws from the audience which is not exactly the reaction they want just before the credits, so in the second take] Raj walks back to their table and says "I should have brought the condoms!" Sheldon is in his apartment sitting on the couch in front of his "Fun With Flags" whiteboard. You hear the classic (can I call it that now?), "Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper. This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper presents: Fun with Flags. I'm sorry this is going up so late. I did tape an episode last week in honor of Black History month, but my roommate said that my portrayal of George Washington Carver was so spot-on that it was inherently (wildly) racist." He gives a shout out to the Afro-American community because, like him, they've been oppressed by "the man". He says that he knows that there are some flag novices out there, and this episode is for them. He goes on to say it's a very special episode because his guest 'star' is someone who's his friend, neighbor, and flag virgin - "But not real virgin. She's had coitus many times. Sometimes within earshot of this flag enthusiast. Once while I was watching The Incredibles. Penny." and she sits down and says hello to the camera. He asks her if she's ready to learn about flags and she says, "Oh, yeah, you know I can't tell you how many times I've been at a party and people start talking about flags and I just can't join in." and he says, "Well, you've come to the right place." Penny asks if he can pause the camera for a second and he does. She says that he should act as if they were having a conversation instead of looking at the camera all the time. He says that he's getting some 'robotic' comments in youtube. He thought they were meant as compliments. She mentions that in her acting class they've been learning a lot about body language and she asks if she can give him some suggestions. She says when he's hunched over, he's shutting the audience out. Sitting up straight with your chest out invites the audience in. He says, "Ohhh, right. Which one do I want?" and she replies, "Let's try open." Penny asks if he can pause the camera for a second and he does. She says that he should act as if they were having a conversation instead of looking at the camera all the time. He says that he's getting some 'robotic' comments in youtube. He thought they were meant as compliments. She mentions that in her acting class they've been learning a lot about body language and she asks if she can give him some suggestions. She says when he's hunched over, he's shutting the audience out. Sitting up straight with your chest out invites the audience in. He says, "Ohhh, right. Which one do I want?" and she replies, "Let's try open."

【新年祝福】耳朵粉们新年快乐！祝耳朵粉们在新的一年事业、学业进步，心想事成，天天开心！要继续支持耳朵，支持大爆炸哦~~~！

TBBT适合学英语吗？都听别人说老友记要好一些，没那么多专业词汇，可是我只看TBBT啊~

【吐槽一下】真搞不懂为什么每天这么多人签到发言的没几个....

【整理】本吧头衔的来源万有引力：地心引力的分力，地表物体万有引力的一个分力。重力，就是由于地面附近的物体受到地球的万有引力而产生的。但是需要注意的是，因为地球在自转，除了在南极北极端点，在地球上任意一点的物体，其重力并不等于万有引力。此时可看作绕地球的向心力和重力合成万有引力（矢量和—平行四边形法则）。由于绕地球自转的向心力远小于重力，故一般就认为重力就略等于万有引力了，其实重力是略小于万有引力的，只有在南北极物体绕地球自转的向心力为零时，重力才等于万有引力。

【申请开通】相册、视频、自定义链接等功能谢耳朵吧申请开通相册、视频、自定义链接等功能贴吧目录：电视剧角色贴吧地址：http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kw=%D0%BB%B6%FA%B6%E4

几天没签到我的排名竟然掉到了第二！ @free旅途巴士

这里头衔好厉害！

【娱乐】大家都来用龙受的头像涂鸦哈哈

考完后再来！祝龙受逆袭女神！祝大家都考出好成绩！

吧主能同意下我的申请咩？ @青禾0611

我有种想弃吧而逃的感觉。。 @free旅途巴士

龙受是男神，WYY是女神！ RT

发图真的可以涨经验？！来试试。。。

xxx和xxx竟然走到了一起！我又相信爱情了！ 1L防偷窥

来混个脸熟 RT