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-口-~ Q: At Highbury, what is the difference between the words “disciplinary” and “football”?A: “Disciplinary” is the only one associated with the word “action”.Q: How come Arsenal fans don’t fall asleep during a match?A: The smell of their ground keeps them awake.Q: How do you make an Arsenal fan’s eyes light up?A: Shine a torch in his ears.Q: How do the braincells of an Arsenal fan die?A: Alone.Q: How long has Tony Adams played for Arsenal?A: Donkeys years.Q: How many Arsenal players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.Q: What do Arsenal fans do after Arsenal wins the Champions League?A: They put away their Play Stations.Q: What do you call 100 Arsenal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?A: A good start.Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.Q: What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head?A: A Space Invader.Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi?A: A burglar.Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?A: The accused.Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?A: A cheat.Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain?A: Gifted.Q: What do you call the Arsenal team standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?A: Nice tattoo.Q: What do you say to an Arsenal fan with a job?A: “Can I have a Big Mac!”Q: What does a 3 pin plug and Arsenal Football Club have in common?A: They’re both useless in Europe.Q: What have Paul Merson and a can of Coca Cola got in common?A: Their both red and white and full of coke.Q: What is the difference between an Arsenal fan and a trampoline?A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?A: The tea stays in the cup longer.Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and a former Arsenal player, surname George?A: One Charlie shoots, the other shoots Charlie.Q: What is the difference between Paul Merson and the rest of the Arsenal team?A: One takes dope and the rest are dopes.Q: What is the highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?A. Pro-plus (sleep repellant).Q: What is the second highest selling item in the Arsenal souvenir shop?A: Horlicks.Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go on holiday?A: (Answer needed, apply within).Q: Where do Arsenal players / fans go to die?A: (Answer needed, apply within).Q: Why are Arsenal going to sack Wenger?A: Because he keeps putting Seaman into the Youth team.Q: Why did the Arsenal fan get sacked from the M & M factory?A: He kept throwing out the W’s.Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?A: So blind people could laugh at them too.Q: Why do Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet?A: So they know which end to wipe.Q: Why do Arsenal men like smart women?A: Opposites attract.Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second.Q: Why do people take an instant dislike to Arsenal?A: It saves time.Q: Why is the pitch at Highbury so green?A: Because they keep putting lots of shit on it.Q: Why should you not allow Arsenal fans a coffee break at work?A: Because it takes too long to retrain them.Q: You’re trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.

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