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为什么说跑跑卡丁车比女朋友强,请不要在女朋友的陪同下阅读! 1.PopKart don't get pregnant. 跑跑卡丁车不会怀孕(怀孕了岂不是赚到 斜眼) 2.You can play your PopKart any time of themonth. 在每一个月的每一天你都可以玩跑跑卡丁车 3.PopKart don't have parents. 跑跑卡丁车没有父母 4.PopKart don't whine... unless you want themto. 跑跑卡丁车不会抱怨,除非你希望它这么做 5.You can share your PopKart account with yourfriends. 你可以和朋友分享你的跑跑卡丁车账号(就是号借给别人总是丢 ) 6.PopKart don't care how many other PopKartyou've played 跑跑卡丁车不在乎你之前玩过多少把跑跑卡丁车 7.PopKart don't care how many other PopKartyou have. 跑跑卡丁车不在乎你现在拥有多少辆跑跑卡丁车 8.PopKart don't care if you look at other PopKart. 跑跑卡丁车不在乎你盯着另一辆跑跑卡丁车看 9.PopKart don't care if you browse the PopKart’sbar 跑跑卡丁车不在乎你逛跑跑卡丁车贴吧 10.You'll never hear,you are going to proudfather of a new PopKart 你永远不会听到:你是新跑跑卡丁车的爸爸了 11.If your PopKart is flat you can fix it forless than $3000. 3000元以内可以改装好你的跑跑卡丁车,却不够修搓衣板 12.Your PopKart doesn't care if you neverlisten to it. 跑跑卡丁车不在乎你不听它说话 13.Your PopKart won't care if you leave up thetoilet seat. 跑跑卡丁车不在乎你上完厕所不放下马桶坐垫 14.You don't have to be jealous of the guy whoworks on your PopKart. 你不需要忌妒玩你跑跑卡丁车的人 15.If you say bad things to your PopKart, youdon't have to apologize before you play it again. 如果你对跑跑卡丁车发火,再次驾驶它前你不需要先道歉 16.You can play your PopKart as long as youwant and it won't refuel 无论开多久,跑跑卡丁车也不需要你为它加油 17.You can stop playing your PopKart as soonas you want and it won't get frustrated. 你可以随时停止开你的跑跑卡丁车,而不会感到挫折 18.Your parents won't remain in touch withyour old PopKart after you dump it. 你的父母不会跟被抛弃的旧跑跑卡丁车保持联系 19.PopKart don't get headaches. 跑跑卡丁车不会头疼 20.PopKart don't insult you if you're a badplayer. 即使你玩得不好,跑跑卡丁车也不会轻蔑你 21.Your PopKart never wants a night out withthe other PopKart. 跑跑卡丁车晚上不会想和其他跑跑卡丁车出去玩 22.PopKart don't care if you're late. 跑跑卡丁车不在乎你迟到 23.You don't have to take a shower before youplay your PopKart. 玩跑跑卡丁车前你不需要先洗澡 24.If your PopKart doesn't look good you canrefinish it or get new parts. 如果你的跑跑卡丁车不好看,你可以修补漆或换新零件 25.You can play your PopKart the first timeyou meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet itsmother. 你可以在第一次看到你的新跑跑卡丁车时就玩它,而不需要先带它去吃烛光晚餐、看电影、或见它妈妈 26.The only need you have to prepare whenplaying your PopKart is a suitable keyboard 在玩你的跑跑卡丁车时,唯一需要的只是个合适的键盘 27.When in mixed company, you can talk aboutwhat a great time you had the last time you played your PopKart. 在公司里,你可以与同事尽情谈论上次玩跑跑卡丁车的美好时光 28.If you decide to delete an old PopKart, youdon't have to give up half of everything you own. 如果你决定删掉一辆旧跑跑卡丁车,你不需要放弃半数你目前拥有的东西
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