一般般世界第三 一般般世界第三
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韩寒博客:莫伸手,伸手必被捉 今日,上海倒钩一案终于出了初步的结果,政府网站东方网的标题是:上海:坚决依法整治非法营运坚决禁止不正当取证行为。                                      我们不仅仅要学会做除法,还要学会解读政府的官话。                                                                                                      虽然官话里有百分之九十九是废话,但还有百分之一的屁话,这百分之一决定了政府经过考虑以后的方向,里面往往蕴含了很多的讯息。无论从商从政都要有良好的解读 能力。                                                                                                                                                从顺序上来说,政府是不甘心的,因为政府强调了要坚决依法整治非法运营,表明了他们咽不下这口气,但是这次的确是栽了,后面那一句坚决禁止不正当取证行为是表 示,老子暂时认栽。                                                                                                                                    但是,政府会两次栽到同一条河里吗?很遗憾,答案是会的。因为正常人都不大会。但是政府经常同样一条河里要掉好多次,只是在不同的地方以不同的姿势掉进去。当
史上最强的中式英语 1.we two who and who?咱俩谁跟谁阿      2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?      3.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!   4.as far as you go to die有多远,死多远!!!!   5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏,无事退朝   6.you me you me彼此彼此      7.You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住!   8.know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之,不知为不知…   9.WATCH SISTER 表妹   10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!   11..I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸   12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die车祸现场描述   13.heart flower angry open心花怒放   14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过   15.小明:I am sorry!   老外:I am sorry too!   小明:I am sorry three!   老外:What are you sorry for?   小明:I am sorry five!   16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条   17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25。   18.you have two down son你有两下子。  19.好好学习,天天向上:good good study,day day up!
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