潘小红思春了的个人资料

啦啦啦小男生 I'm afraid, John, I can't congratulate you. 约翰恐怕我无法祝贺你. All emotions, and in particular love, standopposed to the pure, cold reason I hold above all things. 所有的情感尤其是爱都和被我奉为至高无上的理性相违背. A wedding is, in my considered opinion,nothing short of a celebration of all that is false and specious and irrationaland sentimental in this ailing and morally compromised world. 婚礼在我看来不过是为庆祝这个病态的道德缺失的世界上所有的错误虚伪无理以及冲动. Today we honour the deathwatchbeetle that is the doom of our society. 今天我们所尊崇的是将要终结这个社会的蛀虫. and in time, one feels certain, our entirespecies. 将来它也一定会终结整个人类. If I burden myself with a little helpmateduring my adventures, this is not out of sentiment or caprice, it is that hehas many fine qualities of his own that he has overlooked in his obsession withme. 如果我愿意在冒险时带上一个助手不会是因为动了感情或是心血来潮而是因为他有着诸多优良的品质只是他自己忽略了因为对我太过着迷. Indeed, any reputation I have for mentalacuity and sharpness comes, in truth, from the extraordinary contrast John soselflessly provides.其实如果我被认为是思维敏锐都是因为约翰极为无私地衬托了我. It is a fact, I believe, that brides tendto favour exceptionally plain bridesmaids for their big day. 我想新娘在她们最重要的一天总是会偏爱平凡无奇的女傧们. There is a certain analogy there, I feel. 新郎和伴郎也很类似. And contrast is, after all, God's own planto enhance the beauty of his creation. 可以说对比是上帝增强自己作品美感的方式. Or it would be if God were not a ludicrousfantasy designed to provide a career opportunity for the family idiot. 除非上帝只是个荒谬的幻想只为给愚人们提供职业而存在. The point I'm trying to make is that I amthe most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all-round obnoxious arseholethey anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. 我想说的就是我是一个极为讨厌的无礼的愚蠢的可恨的蠢蛋谁遇见我都是一种不幸. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware ofthe beautiful and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. 我对美德不屑一顾对美好视而不见对幸福理解不能. So if I didn't understand I was being askedto be best man, it is because I never expected to be anybody's best friend. 所以如果受邀做伴郎时我无法理解那只是因为我从未想过我能成为谁最好的朋友. And certainly not the best friend of thebravest and kindest and wisest human being I have ever had the good fortune ofknowing. 更别说成为我有幸认识的最勇敢最善良最聪慧的人最好的朋友. John, I am a ridiculous man. 约翰我是个荒唐的家伙. Redeemed only by the warmth and constancyof your friendship.是你温暖而坚定的友谊拯救了我. But, as I am apparently your best friend, Icannot congratulate you on your choice of companion. 但是作为你最好的朋友我无法赞同你对伴侣的选择. Actually, now I can. 不过现在可以了. Mary, when I say you deserve this man, itis the highest compliment of which I am capable. 玛丽如果我说你配得上这个男人这是我能想到的最高赞誉了. John, you have endured war and injury andtragic loss - so sorry again about that last one - so know this, today you sitbetween the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved. 约翰你经受过战争受过创伤和失去的痛苦再次为最后那个道一次道歉请你明白今天在你身边的是你选做妻子的女人和你所拯救的男人. In short, the two people who love you mostin all this world. 也就是这世上最爱你的两个人. And I know I speak for Mary as well when Isay, we will never let you down and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that. 在此我想对你说我们永远不会辜负你我知道玛丽也是这么想的我们会用一生去证明。

【快来删帖】挺萌的格式呢 @平胸先生

【振鹏振鹏，菊花已捅】每日一水咯咯咯

【我要当小吧】啦啦啦 @平胸先生

长辈我来关心一下小朋友们的生活一楼放图^O^

。。。。。完了期中这回萎了

Green Day图楼◐▂◐ bj萌

啊啊啊啊啊啊不签到好想死

吧里有木有喜欢green day的。。。。。有没有啊55555

我还没死~\(≥▽≤)/~ @老头子去世

『10_09』围巾生日快乐 @平胸先生

穆赫兰道图楼一楼海报@平胸先生

你们好啊初中的小萌比们一楼喂E秃@平胸先生

可爱的dean(诡异的一楼)

不是第一次熬夜也不是熬的最晚的，但是莫名的感到激动人心。

老头子。。。对了，我们班有个同学前几天跟我讲起耿诗琪，说她发烧一周考试还考了558分。。。呵呵我就说，我得了癌症化疗一样可以画屌画怎么样咧，然后还问了一下我同学说她脾气是不是不好，同学说她不喜欢和男生接触，而且还蛮自卑。。。。擦，但是我看我同学貌似和她以前关系特别好，就不好说她什么话了。。。。@老头子去世

试一下大召唤术 @暖暖秋风

呃呃，问问关于教师节问一下刘俊老师在哪个校区T^T他现在教哪个班咧猛图米魔镇楼，引狼

亲们，，求小西的图啊啊大感谢!。。镇楼一击

从军训那里逃了回来。昨天中午回的，，现在在家享受生活。。。。。新高一苦逼

〖芝加哥大学〗我们的梦想需要努力才能实现! 一起加油，好好学习!我们一定要证明异班恋也有好结果!我们的感情不会被分离冲淡!加油!FIGHTING!I BELIEVE WE ARE FREAKING AWESOME!SUPERNATURAL 3P镇楼@平胸先生

新高一9班的孩子，来冒泡留名留QQ(*¯）¯*)有一个人先爆我再爆π_π死神来了3截屏镇楼

告诉我你们在! 告诉我你们还在，会一直在!以后也许我们的作业不会一样，但是，啊啊，rubi吧万岁!@平胸先生 @反慕成仇 @当年明月9710 @wxlgood1 @溢生浩尽1994 @云深处skyfall @坂田十四郎GH

O Death Jen Titus - O Death Oh, Death Oh, Death Oh, Death Won't you spare me over 'til another year Well what is this that I can't see With ice cold hands taking hold of me When God is gone and the Devil takes hold Who will have mercy on your soul Oh, Death Oh, Death My name is death and the end is here 顺便附上个可听的地儿：http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tudou.com%2Fprograms%2Fview%2F2ITYCzZAXZ8%2F%3FresourceId%3D0_06_02_99%23&urlrefer=ff180651e5fc43ccb8d82869a89ed7f9(pic,cdbf6c81800a19d8079441d232fa828ba71e4656,692,851)

新人,,问一下有没有分班考试大神们,,告诉我今年的分班考试啥时候。。

【不成功的cos】..笑了一楼放图。空间上有人发的，屌。。带马子。@平胸先生

亲们，高中的大神们，我想问一问签了名校班的话，如何分班捏?是把六初的集中还是全部打散。。。