文武双全L
文武双全L
1966年初生
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女神和女婶太形象啦
渲染的挂壁,彩色的金秋
路边的野花
跑遍啦凌源,你就悟透了人生 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzAwODMzNzQwNQ%3D%3D%26mid%3D210846467%26idx%3D1%26sn%3Db2946304d519c3b59f1c4082772dc157%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3D0928wTwnF0LDBWDm2KBJV0Rv%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=f7bab2d47a7f3af6b3d566bb980b0d09
从今天起,温度可能会降低很多度,如果你怕冷,可以站墙角去,因为那里有90度,如果你还冷,那就上网,因为那里有百度,如果你仍然感到冷,那就自转一圈吧,因为那样你就有360度了,如果还是冷,告诉你可以到大街上寻ta,因为众里寻她(他)ta有千百度]。提醒朋友们:天气降温,注意加衣保暖! 另祝国庆佳节小长假平安出行,一定记得要快乐哦!
祖国66岁华诞,请为祖国一起点赞 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdpxiu.mplmw.com%2Fv-U60929528FJ8%3Feqrcode%3D1%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0&urlrefer=c570a53413b049940a9d930fe4cb26d6
哈哈哈 .. .. .... 一男同事和单位的一女同事相邀开车郊游,车到一僻静处,两人相拥狂吻。 突然,一公路巡警咚咚敲开窗户,问男:“这车是你的吗?”男答:“是单位的。”再问:“她是你老婆吗?”男答:“也是单位的。” 巡警听后自言自语到:“什么单位,福利这么好?我们单位连月饼都没发...[呲牙][呲牙][呲牙]
开心一笑 一美女游泳时把泳裤裤档划破了个洞,本人不知,上岸后春光暴露,众人齐视,她发现后忙把池边一块板拿来遮羞,众人偷笑;她一看上面写道:此处危险,深二米!她忙丢掉,再拿另一块,众人大笑,她急看:只限男性出入!她又羞又气拿最后一块来遮,众笑翻,她一看立刻昏倒,上写: 中秋节期间免费....... [偷笑][偷笑][偷笑][偷笑],提前祝大家中秋节快乐!
好霸气的车队 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mei0576.com%2FArticle%2FDetail%2F11722%2FF5CFCFA10C7EF3C6DABB30FBFA7CBBE77EB6708D46ACCC43%3Ffrom%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0&urlrefer=bea476f7136dca34095ae2ac25ba6988
你遇到过这事吗? http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA4OTEwOTAwNg%3D%3D%26mid%3D211213585%26idx%3D1%26sn%3Dd4afa89d2ff65c82aa68b0ffd5841a34%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3D0924w3xrMvGuRS6nF4lttjRj%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=a8cb3b3aa77cc4717fa827f8d5f4aaf3
下辈子没女人怎么办女人们都疯啦 下辈子我一定要做个男人,因为做女人,不能太胖,不能太瘦,不能长斑,不能长痘,不能拜金,不能贪玩。 要生孩子,要漂亮,要懂事 ,要身材好。要会煮饭,要做家务,要懂得体谅,要不黏人,要勤劳大方,要温柔贤惠,要照顾老人,要教育小孩,要勤俭持家,要防小三小四,还要挣钱养家,总之得各种会!而男人,只要会挣钱就好!多么痛彻的领悟啊....[委屈][委屈][委屈]
太有哲理啦 钱,就像内裤,你得有,但不必逢人就证明你有。 干事业,就像怀孕,得够月,着急了就容易流产。 你若成功了,放屁都有道理,你若失败了,再有道理都是放屁。 不要随便把自己心里的伤口晒给别人看,因为这个社会上你根本就分不清哪些人给你撒的是云南白药,哪些人给你撒的是辣椒和咸盐…… 可以哭,可以恨,但是不可以不坚强,因为后面还有一群王八犊子的人在等着看你笑话呢。
原来这个证这厉害呀 自从南京宝马车撞死人不负刑责后,这几天各大医院天天排起长队,一打听都是来办间歇性精神病证明的,说现在开车上路必带三证:驾驶证,行驶证和间歇精神病证。隔壁老王花了三万办了个,就把这个证戴在脖子上,现在同事对他客气,邻居也礼貌,去谈合同客户都主动让步,老板天天要给他加薪,老王感慨说,自从得了精神病,整个人精神多了,日子也过得更好了!![憨笑][憨笑][憨笑]
公益宣传,求顶 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fchuye.cloud7.com.cn%2F4832949%3Ffrom%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0&urlrefer=e769c4d27762b63ccc0e825bdf2d9943
一篇你不能养我一辈子,为啥这样娇惯我,值得深思 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA3NTI4NjIxMw%3D%3D%26mid%3D210393333%26idx%3D1%26sn%3D90142c7c491d41d792dd7e82df68655b%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3D0923O0eo8XjtcFW882VuHJRd%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=2d6d83c19aa2633672d487bf790abe9a
我看过最好看的图片 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5ODE4Nzg4Nw%3D%3D%26mid%3D208580653%26idx%3D7%26sn%3Db6ba7a68fb1939829cd05481f58075f6%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3D0915BnGdHENpy70EgsnhoYrg%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=0e22e7db9e81b38ce69fe52be6ab2571
求转发 今早中心医院急诊科抢救在公园锻炼身体猝死患者一名,男性蓝色半袖,黑色运动裤,蓝色运动鞋,寸头,寻找家属,求转发!
今年的生意就像这张图片:吊在那的是商家,已经脱光衣服(利润归零),必须要垫着脚才能活下来;坐在那的是顾客,能感受到诱惑,但还是无动于衷(还嫌贵)这就是2015年赤裸裸的现实[调皮]~
为啥堵车看不到豪车,这回我明白了,真长姿势 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzAwNTA0MDIwNg%3D%3D%26mid%3D214630549%26idx%3D2%26sn%3Dcab92500716f88308726b1309b616fa0%26scene%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=c73807e3bdad256d9e33c0ae0f5f78e6
深秋热水烫
老公疑心真大
9、18事变84年,勿忘国耻、铭记历史
铭记历史,开拓未来
谁编的,太形象啦,哈哈 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5Mzk0NDkwMw%3D%3D%26mid%3D208367110%26idx%3D5%26sn%3D8fb207c890d1adcdde23fca2aaf648a3%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3D0915fC6iytAnse6G7spraDgj%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=8d1c5d2db1a3d586991fe2398bfacd9d
这个阅兵视频咋样 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fview.inews.qq.com%2Fw%2FWXN20150914008220091%3Frefer%3Dnwx%26openid%3Do04IBAL9PkYoERPfR0YSyhkxLrgY%26groupid%3D1442191764%26msgid%3D1&urlrefer=ce9fae5ba850053b13cafbfdd87c66ce
热烈庆祝小日本遭水灾啦哈哈哈 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fview.inews.qq.com%2Fw%2FWXN20150911014375090%3Frefer%3Dnwx%26openid%3Do04IBAL9PkYoERPfR0YSyhkxLrgY%26groupid%3D1441934109%26msgid%3D3&urlrefer=66343b9a34700e996d8f01d9ce2aa0dd
祝所有的老师节日快乐 有一种职业叫老师,有一种行为叫耕耘,有一种精神叫奉献。她们面对讲台,背靠黑板,在时光长河里,用辛劳的汗水和智慧打开了孩子们的未来之门。今天就是教师节了,祝愿所有的老师节日快乐,身体健康。[玫瑰][玫瑰][玫瑰]
咋累也撵不上了 [偷笑][偷笑][偷笑]小时候骑个小破自行车,吃土豆白菜,看着有钱人开着大汽车,吃肉喝酒,羡慕死了[鄙视]等到长大了拼命挣钱,终于开上车,吃上肉,喝上酒了, 她妈滴有钱人又骑着自行车,吃着素,不喝酒了!你们到底想干什么?能不能提前通知我一声[难过]我好在原地等你,这他妈给我累滴!........[憨笑]还得往回赶[流汗]。。。
好消息,折磨中国男人千百年的难题解决啦 有个阿姨,突然不去跳广场舞了,改为去学游泳!大家都问:你怎么改游泳了?阿姨无奈的说:“儿子和媳妇吵架,每次媳妇都问:我和你妈掉水里你先救谁? 我不想为难儿子,所以就学游泳了!过段时间小两口又吵架,媳妇说:我和你妈掉水里你先救谁?老公答:我不用下水,我妈会救你的,她会游泳。媳妇不依:不行,你必须下水。老公答:那你TM死定了!我不会 游泳,我妈肯定先救我。 折磨中国男人千年难题终于解决了[偷笑]
实验幼儿园第一天
严厉谴责小客车占道停车拉客 司机是咋想的,那多车你就停在道路中间,上旅客?应该靠边停车,上下人,与自己方便了,就没考虑别人,再说也不安全呀……
好作文要分享哦
人的信任都哪去啦? 做人要胸怀坦荡荡,你说我一厂里烧锅炉的,去女工澡堂里试试水温怎么啦,为什么女工们一个个都捂着胸部尖叫呢?人与人之间的信任哪去了?不说了,气得我穿上衣服就走了!
紧急提示 刚刚发生的,有人进屋就下跪,说是演杂技的,手里拿着饰品,说是和田玉,我发现这人不像善人,请吧友们注意,往鑫福家园方向,有开门的就进屋下跪
新中国最后一位开国中将去世 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fview.inews.qq.com%2Fw%2FWXN20150905003893081%3Frefer%3Dnwx%26openid%3Do04IBAL9PkYoERPfR0YSyhkxLrgY%26groupid%3D1441414689%26msgid%3D0&urlrefer=89092e410ad53634d75ab7bdecca3e80
日本人,我等着你,目前传播最快的诗 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA5NDA1ODEzNw%3D%3D%26mid%3D202737142%26idx%3D6%26sn%3D0f5ae76eb530953ee58032bde5751d94%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3DK73unPB6xQsQS7N3kzNG%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=cb7d9344c177c47752e0aa21686d5308
支持正能量,为正义而顶,赞 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzAxNTYzNzg5Ng%3D%3D%26mid%3D208679141%26idx%3D2%26sn%3Dcf72a076327f97244a038f59853540b4%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3D0904pgNOsREKHEcqG4frutak%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=27422413bec91e51436bbf7cc9dc50e8
37张图展示阅兵全过程 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ifeng.com%2Fnews%2Fsharenews.f%3Faid%3D101049216&urlrefer=8cddb47c50662e562941da98aabf9099
让你看看啥是震撼,全景阅兵图片,太强大 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5NzIzMTA2Mg%3D%3D%26mid%3D210328957%26idx%3D2%26sn%3D6d6ba778ebe24a5352914c4dd4748508%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3D09033Qt2SJaHvXrJ1bibqmRg%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=94d56ec547cd66f8c2549de52f7f2ec5
昨晚有谁看晚会啦 昨晚央视一台的晚会,是有史以来,没主持人,没广告,节目连贯播出的盛大晚会,看着就是过瘾,震撼,教育意义重大的晚会,你认为哪?
2015阅兵歌曲 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA3NzM4ODIwNw%3D%3D%26mid%3D208626893%26idx%3D8%26sn%3Db2e7f34bb310cc2e248ac26dbbcd09b7%26scene%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=45a814ac5221a1e4086d0f9fe78b6de5
今年的导播太烂 第一个三军仪仗队,就给了几秒钟的镜头,连正步的气势都没看到,后排的女兵完全没有镜头,直接切到第二个方队。此后的方队各种远景,特写,地面镜头乱切。完全搞不懂方队走哪里,整体的形象在哪里。这么大的场面,不是需要你前前后后的乱推镜头,而是需要固定机位,展现一个方队的整体气势。今天完全没看到。重点全放在了各种自觉特色的角度镜头乱切。连往年经典的一排排人走过踢正步的镜头都成了奢侈。真该反思下了。
校园里的九大未解之谜 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5NTI1ODc2MA%3D%3D%26mid%3D207371458%26idx%3D3%26sn%3D0dbb7f4eae599a3e7a797222f1d1932e%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd%26p8%3D2015-09-02%252008%3A29%3A38&urlrefer=34f0e377a4e9ae50eedb2b472d35495f
2015经典之作出炉,看看吧,哈哈 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA5Mjc2NjAxOA%3D%3D%26mid%3D494129346%26idx%3D5%26sn%3D3647eb8374704fc9b51a337ce56d9c96%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3DpCGNTm0mEAHR3txGiKrO%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=6be81644fb2cb2dd0df02b62dfb9d3da
耐着性子看看水与酒的关系,太贴切啦 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzA5NjQzNTUzOQ%3D%3D%26mid%3D211088182%26idx%3D1%26sn%3Ddc6f522df7ab2e9931e0fcf42c548dfa%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3DRlfj5seM15Nre3or3LpS%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=7ebd120b937a7269fc0a43aa4784848c
这照片你见过吗? http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5NzM5ODM4OA%3D%3D%26mid%3D207521343%26idx%3D4%26sn%3D32297adb1aec3037a5cfa96ffa4b67a3%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3DxXx7z5QIdDG5e3VBJRNA%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=a4c4fbf5f8649ba3e98339bcff11e120
9、3阅兵指南 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzIyMDAzNTg3Nw%3D%3D%26mid%3D209100075%26idx%3D1%26sn%3D3eef6182a504e23e05e6d7ac8b13a54b%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3DmwX0cc4H7ns7a5hXUvmF%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=c2935d109674e1e1295ead26aef69f87
秋意浓浓
牢记历史,历史是最好的老师 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fr.m.baidu.com%2Ffdrhfps&urlrefer=e9b15afe02c104b8eb2a34f40212a8da
白求恩阅兵女子方队 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fr.m.baidu.com%2F1a8ioip&urlrefer=ef5203ff6fec2bebf0dd8d6be1e5611c
笑掉牙的小学生日记 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMzAxMTEwMjkwOA%3D%3D%26mid%3D210189596%26idx%3D5%26sn%3D6f6fb12ea25cf5b90f4a82ab788109fd%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3DlL8uzcEAU6CHMVkzDJUj%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=e948958522ff7515f4dc82b07486a897
安倍也戴绿帽子啦哈哈 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fview.inews.qq.com%2Fw%2FWXN201508282018170F1%3Frefer%3Dnwx%26openid%3Do04IBAL9PkYoERPfR0YSyhkxLrgY%26groupid%3D1440754933%26msgid%3D2&urlrefer=b8f47bf00389d42523d627467006d708
吉林小孩的漫画,值得深思 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmp.weixin.qq.com%2Fs%3F__biz%3DMjM5NDA3NTE5MQ%3D%3D%26mid%3D214451975%26idx%3D1%26sn%3D31c16ed8efd1e229afff12622f461d73%26scene%3D2%26srcid%3DnEHjCgoWoesdqxq4JcKk%26from%3Dtimeline%26isappinstalled%3D0%23rd&urlrefer=7ecda47246256e0f870692e5f362d792
日企员工怎样请假,笑爆啦 9月3号全国放假三天,那么问题来了,在日企上班的朋友?怎么跟老板告假呢?这样说:太君,八路托我给你带个话儿,………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………今天是您先人投降的日子,我得回去庆祝一下[偷笑][偷笑][偷笑] .. .. .. 这个要转[胜利][胜利][胜利][胜利][呲牙]
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