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很BH的一个笑话- -|||不知道乃们看过没 一、普通版: 编辑跟某武侠作者约稿,要写一篇既打破世俗伦理,又包含江湖门派间多年怨情仇,同时情节还要扣人心悬,大有血雨腥风呼之欲来这样的微型武侠小说。 第二天交工,全文只有十个字:“师太,你就从了老衲吧” 二、进化版: 小说要求: 1、要同时涉及3大门派 2、要包含江湖门派间多年恩怨情仇,又要打破世俗伦理。 3、同时情节还要扣人心悬,大有血雨腥风呼之欲来。令人极为期待该小说之续集,同时留下n多悬念。 4、越短越好 第2天,有人来投稿,全文只有十个字: “秃驴,竟敢跟贫道抢师太! ” 编辑复语:恩怨情仇,血雨腥风确有,且短小精悍,n多悬念,但侠骨有余,柔情不足。虽江湖儿女,但也有柔情万种。 第3天,修改稿: “师太,你就放弃秃驴从了贫道吧!” 编辑又语:江湖儿女,柔情尽显,缠绵悱恻。但仍拘泥世俗伦理。 第4天,第三稿: “师太,你竟敢跟贫道抢秃驴! ” 编辑三思,语:打破世俗伦理之作,血雨腥风也呼之欲来,扣人心弦,悬念n多,但总是少点什么。。。 第5天,终结稿: ———— 和尚:"师太,你从了和尚吧!" 道长:"秃驴,竟敢跟贫道抢师太!" 师太:"和尚、道长你们一起上吧,我赶时间。" 编辑兴奋ing,语:前无古人,后无来者之完美杰作。既有难以理清的多年门派恩怨,大有血雨腥风呼之欲来之势;又有纠葛的侠骨柔情, 既打破世俗伦理,又尽显江湖儿女不拘小节之豪气干云。旷世巨制!! —————————爱紫萱的分割线——————————       萱花寂寞红,亭亭发几丛        凝露仰宿雨,窈窕舞熏风         宜男不忍佩,仙人岂相通       解语朝暮伴,忘忧了残生 
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