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【GirlneYa】游泳时随便尿尿的后果(你不笑我自杀! ) 小张是我的一个朋友.  有一天他要去游泳,叫我一起去.   他说:"走呀!请你去游泳!"   我说:"不去!"   他说:"为什么?"   我说:"水太脏,他们都往里尿尿."   他说:"那我们也往里尿呀!"  我说:"不去."  然后他自己就去了.  玩了没半个小时,给我打电话.  说:"给我那300块钱来,我尿尿让人抓住了.   我说:"怎么还能让人抓住呢?"   他说:"人家在水里尿,我上跳台尿的."   第二天,还没脸偷偷的又去了.没玩半个小时又给我打电话.   说:"给我那300块钱,我尿尿又让人抓住了.   我说:"怎么又抓住了."   他说:"别提了,我在水里尿的,昨天罚了300,上了点火.一尿尿拉黄线了!"   第三天,又去了.没玩半个小时又给我打电话.   说:"给我那300块钱,我尿尿又让人抓住了.   我说:"怎么又抓住了."   他说:"别提了,昨天受了凉,尿的时候带出来一泡屎"   第四天,又去了.没玩半个小时又给我打电话.   说:"给我那300块钱,我尿尿又让人抓住了.   我说:"怎么又抓住了."   他说:"别提了,今天看见一个超级火爆的美女,尿的时候带出来的居然是白色粘状物"   第五天,又去了.没玩半个小时又给我打电话.   说:"给我拿300块钱.   我说:"怎么又抓住了."   他说:"别提了,尿得太多,整个池子都溢出来了"   我:"。。。。。。。。。"   第六天,又去了.没玩半个小时又给我打电话.   说:"给我拿300块钱.   我说:"怎么又抓住了."   他说:"别提了,我一来人都吓跑了.”   第七天,又去了.没玩半个小时又给我打电话.   说:"给我拿300块钱.  我说:"怎么又抓住了."   他说:"我一来,游泳池的人全尿了.   我:"。。。。。。。。。"   第八天,又去了.没玩半个小时又给我打电话.   说:"给我拿300块钱.   我说:"怎么又抓住了."   他说:"别提了,我一来,管理员吓尿了。”  我:"。。。。。。。。。"   第九天,又去了.没玩半个小时又给我打电话.   说:"给我拿300块钱.   我说:"怎么又抓住了."   他说:"别提了,我尿不出来人家不让走了.”   第十天,又去了.没玩半个小时又给我打电话.   说:"给我拿300块钱.   我说:"怎么又抓住了."   他说:"别提了,还没尿,人家一看又是我,就先罚300块"  我:"。。。。。。。。。"   好了,笑了没?笑了就DING一下!!!
【GirlneYa】圈圈,你要吗- -?别人看到他帮忙告诉他 September 3, 2008What Kinds of Music Do You Have in your Mp3 Player?Even I like CD more than Mp3, I also could not take a CD player go to anywhere. So, I still have a Mp3. Wherever I go, I usually take it with me, life has too many dull moments that need to be spiced up with a soundtrack, whether it’s waiting 1 hour for your food in a restaurant or it’s during your dead week.So let’s take a quick peek on what kind of music I usually listen to…Anime related, yes, I like anime related songs, as I am an anime fan….but I do not have a lot. Anime series just likes the TV series, so the songs what I like are always change. Nowaday, I like to listen, Zetsubou Billy, the second ending song of Death Note. Another one is Take a Wave, which is the opening song of Golgo 13. Last, I have both of Yu Gi Oh and Mushi Shi’s OST.Game related, I have some of songs in this area. But I still have some very kawaii (means cute) Japanese songs. Now, Kiss on My Deity’s opening song is my favorite song in this category. Koihime Musou and Shining Force’s OST are my favorite OST in those area..Groups/Bands, I tend to listen to mostly all genres in this area, lots of Deicide, a bit of K.I.S.S., some of Bandrai, etc. And those days I am listening Shut up and Explode, There’s no solution and Big in Japan as I said in the beginning. If you heard them someday, you will love them too.Well, this is just a sample of what I usually carry on my Mp3. And you guys, what do you have on your mp3 player?
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