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最恐怖的解决人口方法!(暴笑!) 最恐怖的解决人口方法!(看到最后一条必回啊!) 1,坐街边打麻将者,无所事事者——杀(为节约子弹,送化肥厂做成化肥,或全部活埋肥田) 2,取消一切法律制度,不论何罪——杀 3,不准养猪,只准吃人(以后家庭主妇上街不能点杀鸡,只能点杀人) 4,取消枪械管理,准许枪枝买卖(以后两口子吵架隔床枪战,小舅子来帮忙提机枪,邻居纠纷用火箭筒炸,上下班开装甲车,出差全身绑炸药,夜里楼下有响动就丢手榴弹.) 5,交通不准乱闯红灯,违章者斩立决. 6,健全下岗制度,一个单位来玩俄罗斯轮盘赌,但规矩有点变化(一枝左枝装五粒子弹,也就是说必须死五人) 7,不准打麻将及任何赌博,但上述轮盘赌例外. 9,促进全民体育运动,各单位每月举行一次生死决斗,死者内脏送单位食堂做成火爆肥肠或凉扮心肺供胜者食用,手做成山椒凤爪,脚做成火腿.(如上既可减少人口,又可□练身体,有利于消化和身心健康,以及女士的减肥和美容) 10,整顿社会治安,不谁私自打架斗殴,有纠纷到指定地点决斗,一人代表一家败方杀全家. 11,把体育馆改为斗兽场.参加入由计算机在全体市民中随机挑选.胜者奖励美女一名,败者满门抄斩. 12,笨人——杀(如下雨天晾衣服者,吃鱼被刺卡住者,性无能及性全能者) 13,解散中国足协,对足球运动员不能只奖不惩,打假球者杀全队,输一场球砍一根手指,手指砍完砍脚趾,脚趾砍完砍手砍脚砍脑袋,规定必须在本年冲出亚洲,否则杀光全体甲a球员,不参加者杀全家. 14,不赞成这些做法的——杀,杀,杀 15,对于敢对此干涉的国家使用核武.拼个同归于尽 16,看贴不回贴的——株9族.
Nelly将与Xtina合作!大家怎么看呢? Nelly将与Xtina合作!It's still two months until Nelly releases two separate CDs, the smooth "Suit" and the thumpin' "Sweat." But it's never too early to start promoting. The rapper gave invited press and radio representatives exclusive previews of "Suit" and "Sweat" Sunday evening during invite-only listening parties at Luciano's restaurant in Clayton and at Pin-Up Bowl in the Delmar Loop, where Nelly's 257 game still holds the record. The CDs were played in their entirety for Nelly's hometown crowd, though a few songs are expected to be added later. Even folks at Nelly's record label, Universal, hadn't heard as much of the discs as was revealed Sunday. "Suit" is the more laid-back and mellower of the two CDs, tailor-made for the many fans who loved his Grammy-winning "Dilemma." "Sweat" is designed to make listeners do just that with its more upbeat sounds. Several listens to the CDs make it clear that Nelly still has the right beats and rhymes to keep him at the top of his game. Nelly's new work dips into a star-studded, genre-crossing pool of acts, including Christina Aguilera, OutKast's Big Boi, Ron Isley, Snoop Dogg, Fat Joe, T.I., Lil Flip, Jaheim, Anthony Hamilton, Mase, Stephen Marley, St. Lunatics and, in the biggest shock, Tim McGraw. New singles "Flap Your Wings," produced by the Neptunes, and "My Place" featuring Jaheim are among the best pieces of work Nelly has ever done, and that's no hype. It'll be interesting to see how fans handle the idea of two CDs, which means two purchases. Nelly's not worried about it. The CDs are due out Sept. 14. During a private chat at Tavern 43 in Clayton before the listening parties, Nelly revealed that he's started preproduction on a remake of the old Burt Reynolds football flick "The Longest Yard." Headlining the film are Adam Sandler and Chris Rock. It's Nelly's first film since the low-budget "Snipes." "I think this one is going to be incredible. Adam Sandler, Chris Rock. Oh, and I'm in it, too. What more can I say?" says Nelly, who jokes that the budget for the upcoming film would have a few more zeros than "Snipes." "I just know it's going to be fun. Me and Adam are real cool, and me and Chris are real cool. So I think the atmosphere should be incredible." Nelly will attend football camp to get ready for the movie. Nelly's just as excited about the fact he's a new owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, an NBA expansion team (Robert L. Johnson remains the majority owner). "You gotta make moves," Nelly says of his decision. "It's been my dream to own a pro ball team. I'm partners with Bob Johnson. He's still the big dog. But he's teaching me, letting me learn everything I possibly can about the business. I'm just happy the NBA is accepting me with open arms and willing to let me in." This is nothing but good news for St. Louis. "My dream is to bring a team into St. Louis. Now I'm trying to learn the ropes and getting the money together so when it's time it can be right for St. Louis."
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