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乌拉圭不是黑马, 真的! 1930, 1950 年的世界杯冠军 东山再起而已 巴拉圭今年八强是史上最佳战绩 算是一匹黑马了
贝利泪流满面! 我终于对了一次! 以后大家就跟章鱼哥赌吧
法国 3:0 南非; 墨西哥 0:1 乌拉gui 只有这样法国才能出线 可能么?
哈哈哈! 红牌真多阿 那个希腊队员笑死我了!刚被T还震惊了一小会,然后就躺在地上打滚了.真可爱! 就看了六场, 看到了三个红牌。 预测下个红牌什么时候出现?
来分析下这届为什么进球那么少? 冷门那么 多? 原因1:客观的来看小组里各队水平的差距在减小, 所以直接造成: 原因1.5: 刚开赛, 大家都很保守; 从很多球队玩防反可以看出来 - 不输球的渴望远远高于要赢球的渴望。而防反是最容易爆冷的战术! 原因2: 新皮球, 大家不适应。 FIFA 每届都要推广新球赚$$$$$$$$$, 有的球队没有及时陪练, 所以造成油手悲剧不断(比如英格兰 vs. 美利坚)。德国阿迪早早提供了比赛用球, 各大强队德国目前表现最突出。 原因3: 南非天气冷, 海拔高。 首先身体不适应, 高海拔又影响球的控制。加之因素2, 造成了 N 多险球。 原因4: 蚊蝇声直接影响球员发挥以及球场上的交流。 比较客观,基本可以解释进球少,但是不能解释报冷门。
冷门世界杯!!! 南非好冷阿! 冻死我了。
Time for a laugh. http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrcaptionsx.html
The Inner Life of the Cell http://aimediaserver.com/studiodaily/harvard/harvard.swfDownload + full versionhttp://multimedia.mcb.harvard.edu/
The Inner Life of the Cell http://aimediaserver.com/studiodaily/harvard/harvard.swf
怎么少了个吧主? ??才几天没来就有变动啊!
该发录取通知书了吧? 恭喜已经收到的同学!余下的不要忘了每天多看两眼信箱哦!
A quote of a quote from a movie "Hate is gaggabe, life is too short to be pissed off all the time. It is justnot worth it.We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic chords of memory will swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature." - Danny < >
做个小小的调查 这里有多少人喜欢宫崎骏的动画片?有没有喜欢RPG的?
没有人讨论<<龙猫>>呢? 有生以来最喜欢的一部动画片可能是先入为主的原因吧, 呵呵呵.... 它是偶看的第一部电影.
Planescape (From Wikipedia.com) Planescape is a campaign setting for the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. As its name suggests, the setting crosses and comprises the numerous planes of existence, encompassing an entire cosmology called the Great Wheel, as originally developed in the Manual of the Planes. This includes many of the other Dungeons and Dragons worlds, linking them via inter-dimensional magical portals. The setting crossed Victorian era trappings with a pseudo-steampunk design and attitude. Planescape won acclaim on its unique visual aspects, products of artist Tony DiTerlizzi.
推荐几个PC上的RPG Guild Wars Factions绝对经典的网游. 而且免费(一次性付费, 除非你打算玩私服).个人认为此作与WOW不相上下. 英语好的人可以考虑.
大家都报什么专业? 快来说说喜讯.
Haha Did you know Bush is a joker!!!
哈哈哈.... 猜猜偶抓到个什么好东东? .
猜猜这是哪首诗?
FPS 怎么调? 在 torment.ini 里把 Maximum Frame Rate 改到了60 画面还是不很流畅, 用软件一查还不到 30FPS... 玩久了头疼, 没记得几年前第一次玩有这种感觉. 谁知道怎样能强制性让游戏刷新率保持在 60FPS 以上? 本人机器跑 Oblivion 都可以保持在30左右. Neverwinter 所有特效调到最大都能在60FPS以上.... 我的显示器刷新率设在85Hz的.
27 True Runes Beast Rune Previous Bearers: Harmonia, Blight Family Current Bearer: Unknown Domains: Beasts, Rage, Passion Child Runes: Beast RuneThe Beast Rune is a prime example of the freewill of the True Runes. Once thought controlled by Harmonia, the Beast Rune relocated itself to the newly constructed L'Renouille Palace. To cover the fact that they could not control the Rune, Harmonia had one of their high priests 'present' the Rune to the Blight family of Highland as a gift. The Rune spent most of its time dormant in the throne room of the palace until awoken by Luca Blight in the year 460 of the Solar Calendar. During the conquest of Muse, many of its citizens were sacrificed by Luca to fully activate the Rune. After the death of Luca by the New City-State Army, the new king of Highland, Jowy Atreides, used his own Rune, the Black Sword Rune, to help hold back the Beast Rune at great danger to his own health. Following the flight of Atreides from the palace, the Rune was awakened by Leon Silverburg when the New City-State Army stormed the fortress; despite popular opinion, his object was for the invaders to put the Rune back to sleep. After presenting an incarnation of itself for battle, the Rune was defeated and fled from L'Renouille when the castle collapsed. Its current location is unknown.
This is only a tip of the iceberg http://www.redlist.org/info/galleryhttp://www.animalinfo.org/spec_cn.htmThere are countless other species already gone extinct before we ever had a chance to classify them.
The 2004 IUCN Red List of Threatened Species Atelopus varius is a Critically Endangered harlequin toad that was once abundant in Costa Rica and western Panama. Declines began at Monteverde in 1988, and by 1996 it was believed to be extinct in Costa Rica. Serious population crashes have also taken place in Panama, although it has been recorded there as recently as 2002. A small population was rediscovered in Costa Rica in 2003. The cause of its decline is possibly a result of the fungal disease, chytridiomycosis, the incidence of which may be related to extreme climatic events, in particular drought.
The Viverridae Family With most of these species, little to nothing is known about them due to lack of study or to their largely solitary and nocturnal habits. Many live in areas that makes them hard to study, and deforestation takes its toll, making the species even harder to study. Of all the species of genet, only information on the large spotted and common genet is known. It is hard to determine if the other species of genet are indeed separate species or simply subspecies of the common genet. Viverrids have, in general, long lithe bodies set on short legs. The length of the tail in most species equals the body length. Most species' heads are long and pointed, with rounded ears set high on the head. Their eyes are typically vertically ovular or slits, like feline cats or vulpine foxes. Most species have spots on their bodies and stripes on their tails. They have retractable or semi-retractable claws. They have glands near their genitals, called perineal glands, that produce a strong odor; civets have been used for centuries in making perfume. They lack anal glands. Males, like most carnivores, have a baculum, a bony-like structure in the penis. Viverrids have 32-40 teeth. They are, for the most part, nocturnal, solitary creatures. Their diet is omnivorous, and most viverrids will eat a variety of plant and animal matter. The majority of viverrids are arboreal.
Canadian Currency $100 Dollars, Robert Borden Canadian Prime Minister 1911-1920
偶点的烤du熊串呢? 怎么还不上? 等了半天了都....
歌声与微笑 少时家父常年在外读书, 每每回家探望又匆匆离去. 不忍看我哭嚎, 父亲的船票总是买在午夜以便先哄我入睡. 昏暗的灯光下, 小孩子紧紧握着爸爸粗壮的手臂, 把小脑袋死死压在爸爸宽大的掌心中, 以为那样爸爸就不会逃走了. 可每当那“请把我的歌带回你的家, 请把你的微笑留下”的歌声从父亲雄厚温柔的嗓音中传来时, 小眼睛又是那么不听话的闭上了. 凌晨突然惊醒, 幼小的身影哭红着眼睛满屋子找爸爸, 却只有母亲强忍泪水给他微笑. 每当听到其他小朋友谈及他们父亲时的欢声笑语, 嫉妒与失落感同时涌上心头, 可因为爱面子总是找个没人的角落偷偷哭泣.渐渐长大, 父亲已完成学业, 自己却对父母少了几分依靠, 也少了儿时的纯真. 随着年龄的增长竟与家长日渐疏远, 已然开始埋怨父母的陈腐. 而面对我一无表情, 甚至冷酷的脸孔, 父母永远抱以微笑. 直到出国前夕, 在通往首都机场的列车上, 才发现自己的冷酷在亲情面前原是如此不堪一击. 在送行的人群中, 突然发现祖父祖母年迈的步伐, 想起他们当年每日接送小孙子上学的辛酸, 只是黑发比起那时又少了许多; 望着两个小表弟眼里的泪光, 难免要为自己这个不称职的大哥感到无比内疚. 虽然暗自发誓要在临走前留给大家欢笑, 刚刚踏上站台却已经泣不成声. 熟悉的歌声似乎又浮现在脑海中, 直到那时我才明白为什么父亲一向开朗的声音在哄我睡觉时会显得那么深沉.临上飞机时, 父母送给我的礼物仍然是那一贯镇定的微笑. 只是父亲的眼中多了一丝欣慰, 上一次看到是拿到多大的录取通知书的时候. 家父对我的学业从不过问, 很有些不屑一顾的感觉, 直到我高高兴兴地拿Acceptance letter 给他看时, 才终于发现父亲并非对我的学业漠不关心. 慈母手中线,游子身上衣.临时密密缝,意恐迟迟归.游子的心情, 又有谁能体会?
Kittens (The Gallery) .
Infraclass Metatheria DiversityMetatherian mammals, also known as marsupials, comprise around 272 species. They are an ancient group, very diverse in body form, and they occupy an enormous range of ecological niches. Today, most marsupials are found in Central and South America (around 70 species) and Australasia (around 200 species). Radiations took place on both of these continents during the Cenozoic, at a time when there were few placental competitors. Present marsupial faunas are very diverse, with some startling parallels with placental mammals (e.g., marsupials with similar morphologies and life histories as moles, anteaters, shrews, primates, carnivores, and many others). Some marsupial life histories and morphologies are seemingly without placental mammal parallels, for example, kangaroos. Past marsupial faunas were even more incredible. In Australia, for example, were rhinoceros-sized marsupial herbivores, kangaroos nearly 10 feet tall, and carnivorous lion-like forms with shearing teeth and retractile claws. In South America, where parallel radiations of large placental herbivores may have denied these herbivorous niches to marsupials, marsupials filled many carnivore niches (including a sabretooth marsupial "cat") and many rodent-like forms. It seems clear on both continents that invasion by placental mammals is correlated with a decline in number and diversity of marsupials. However, it is unclear whether placental mammals caused the disappearance of marsupials through competition or the apparent pattern of replacement is the result of random historical events.
The Lagomorpha Family Currently, we recognize 80 living species of lagomorphs, placed in 2 families containing 13 genera. Native populations are found on all continents except Australia and Antarctica; they are absent from southern South America and most islands. Humans have introduced them, however, to many areas where they were originally not part of the fauna.Lagomorphs are small to medium-sized animals that in many ways resemble large rodents. They have a rudimentary or short tail. Folds of skin on the lips can meet behind the incisors so that gnawing can take place with the mouth cavity closed. Other flaps of skin are able to close the nostrils. The skull (especially the maxillary part of the rostrum) is peculiarly fenestrated. The palate is short. Lagomorphs have a pair of incisors in each quadrant of the upper jaw, one large and rodent-like, and the other a small peg located immediately behind the larger tooth. These teeth grow throughout the animal's life and have a layer of enamel that extends around to the posterior surface of the tooth (in contrast to rodent incisors, which have enamel on one face only. As in rodents, canines are absent and a large space ( diastema) separates the incisors and the first cheek tooth. The cheek teeth are rootless and hypsodont. The crowns of the cheek teeth are relatively simple, with transverse basins separated by enamel ridges. The dental formula is 2/1, 0/0, 3/2, 2-3/3 = 26-28. The upper toothrows are more widely separated than the lower, so that occlusion can take place on only one side of the jaw at a time. As in rodents, the masseter provides most of the power for mastication; the temporalis muscle is relatively small. Another characteristic of lagomorphs is the location of the testes in males, which lie in front of the penis as in marsupials.All lagomorphs are terrestrial. They occupy a wide diversity of habitats, ranging from tropical forest to arctic tundra. All are herbivores that feed on grasses and other small plants. Lagomorphs have the ability to produce two types of fecal material, one that is wet and eaten again for further nutrient absorption, and one that is dry and discarded.The phylogenetic affinities of lagomorphs are controversial, although recent evidence has suggested that they may be related to rodents. But other groups have also been suggested as closest relatives, including marsupials, insectivores, primates, artiodactyls, and other ungulate groups!
The Mustelidae Family This family, containing approximately 65 species, is the largest in Carnivora, being twice as large as the next largest family, the Herpestids. They are found on all continents except Australia and Antarctica. They are also not found on most oceanic islands, such as Madagascar, most of the Phillipenes, the West Indies, New Zealand, and New Guinea.The mustelids are generally small to medium sized animals. They range in size from the least weasel, weighing 35-70 g (1-2 oz.) to the giant otter, which can weigh up to 35-40 kg (77-88 lb.). Male mustelids are usually about 1/4 larger than females. They generally have a slender, long body structure set on short legs. Their tails are generally long. They have short, rounded ears set low on their heads. All mustelids have highly-developed anal glands, which are defensive weapons in such species as the skunk.They can be plantigrade or digitigrade. All feet have five toes. In some species, the claws are partially retractable. Claws in general in the mustelids tend to be short and curved. Male mustelids have a well-developed baculum.Mustelids can have between 28-38 teeth. In each jaw they have 6 unspecialized incisors, 2 long canines, between 2-4 premolars which includes the well-developed carnassial, and usually 2 molars. The upper molars are constricted in the middle, giving them an hourglass shape. The genus Enhydra is the only genus to have 4 lower incisors.Most mustelids are carnivores. Some will include insects in their diet, and some will feed on fruit and honey. They are quick, agile, and strong predators, with well developed senses of smell and hearing.
Plantaes (The Gallery) .
The Felidae Family Acinonyx jubatus (Cheetah)Range and HabitatCheetahs range in the savanna regions of sub-Saharan Africa, and east of the rainforests in central Africa. A small population of approximately 200 cheetahs also occur in the Caspian Sea area in the countries of Iran, Turkey and Turkmenistan. Their range used to extend farther east to the Middle East and India, but have been eliminated and are thought to be extinct in these countries. The largest cheetah population exists in Namibia, with an estimated 2,000-3,000 cheetahs. However, even here their future is not secure, because Namibian farmers loose 10% of their livestock to cheetahs.Physical AppearanceThe cheetah is the most canid of all felines. They are adapted for running very fast. Males are slightly larger than the females. Cheetahs are shaped very differently from other felines. They have long, thin legs; a very lithe body (the same tapering shape as a greyhound); a very small and rounded head; and a very long thin tail that the cheetah uses as a balance when it runs. The cheetah has a yellowish-tawny-golden color coat with white underbody and face, and solid black spots all over its body, and a thick black tear stripe that runs from the inside corner of its eyes to its mouth. Their canine teeth are proportionately small for a cat, in order to make room for their enlarged nasal passages. Cheetahs claws don't retract completely, and their feet are wider in relation to their body size. The soles of their feet are covered with rough scaly pads, in order to grip the ground while they run. All these characteristics help to make the cheetah the fastest land animal on the planet.Unfortunately, though the cheetah's body was designed for speed, it was not designed for endurance, it is a sprint runner. Cheetahs can only keep up their fastest pace (70 mph) for 400 yards before their body overheats and their muscles begin to tire and produce lactic acid from exhaustion. In fact, the cheetah's body temperature can rise to over 105 degrees Fahrenheit, a fatal temperature. In order to help them get enough air to their huge lungs while they run, their nasal passage is very large and short. Their heart, lungs, bronchial tubes, and adrenal glands are larger, which also aid in the circulation of oxygen rich blood to the muscles.The cheetah is poetry in motion when it runs. It has an extremely flexible spine, which it can flex and twist to increase its stride up to 20 feet in a single bound! Its hip, ankle, wrist and shoulder joints are also very flexible, as the cheetah sprints and dodges in numerous angles to catch its prey, and needs to be able to maneuver in a split second. The long thick tail acts as a rudder, and by flailing the tail around the cheetah can steer itself at very high speeds.They are very easy to distinguish from the other large African spotted cat, the leopard, because they look so different. They have spots, whereas the leopard has rosettes. The cheetah is much smaller and thinner, and its legs are longer and very thin, where the leopard is much heavier and more muscular with proportionately shorter legs. The cheetah's head and muzzle is more rounded and smaller than the leopards, and the leopard can jump up in trees and stalk on the ground, whereas the cheetah is restricted to staying on the ground.
Nature’s Offerings Butterfly
Parasites (The Gallery) 1.
Parasites Chilomastix mesniliMost humans infected with Chilomastix mesnili suffer no symptoms, and many authorities regard this species as a commensal (i.e., on-pathogenic). Nevertheless, it is important to be able to differentiate C. mesnili from other flagellates that might be found in a human fecal sample for the same reasons that it is important to differentiate the commensal Entameoba coli from the pathogen Entamoeba histolytica (i.e., it can occur with more pathogenic forms and its presence indicates ingestion of food or water contaminated with human fecal material).
Reptile Classifieds (VI) Turtles:Loggerhead Sea Turtle
Reptile Classifieds (V) Tortoise:African Spur-thighed Tortoise
Reptile Classifieds Snakes:Arboreal Pythons & Boas
转来看看, 挺老的东西 1.记忆中,等待毕业的日子里,宿舍里全是扑克牌和收音机。。。 当然,还有花裤衩。。。。
山东的朋友祝大家节日愉快! 祝GGJJDDMM圣诞节快乐!
山东的朋友祝大家节日愉快! 祝众位GGJJDDMM圣诞节快乐!
The Complete Bushisms [总统经典语录] 就当做老衲节日一份薄礼吧. 祝大家心情愉快, 笑口常开!"If you found somebody that had information about an attack on America, you'd want to know as best as we can to find out what the facts are."—Philadelphia, Pa., Dec. 12, 2005"I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome."—Philadelphia, Dec. 12, 2005, on the reception of American forces in Iraq"I mean, I read the newspaper. I mean, I can tell you what the headlines are. I must confess, if I think the story is, like, not a fair appraisal, I'll move on. But I know what the story's about." —Philadelphia, Dec. 12, 2005"[I]t's a myth to think I don't know what's going on. It's a myth to think that I'm not aware that there's opinions that don't agree with mine, because I'm fully aware of that."—Philadelphia, Dec. 12, 2005"I mean, there was a serious international effort to say to Saddam Hussein, you're a threat. And the 9/11 attacks extenuated that threat, as far as I—concerned."—Philadelphia, Dec. 12, 2005"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."—Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005"We got the best workforce in America—in the world."—Washington, D.C., Dec. 2, 2005"As a matter of fact, I know relations between our governments is good."—On U.S.-South Korean relations, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2005"Let me be very clear about this. Steroids ought to be banned from baseball."—Washington, D.C., Oct. 4, 2005"Bin Laden says his own role is to tell Muslims, quote, 'what is good for them and what is not.' "—Washington, D.C., Oct. 6, 2005"I think it's important to bring somebody from outside the system, the judicial system, somebody that hasn't been on the bench and, therefore, there's not a lot of opinions for people to look at." —On the nomination of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court, Washington, D.C., October 4, 2005"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job. That's what I'm telling you."—Gulfport, Miss., Sept. 20, 2005."Listen, I want to thank leaders of the—in the faith—faith-based and community-based community for being here."—Washington, D.C., Sept. 6, 2005."If it were to rain a lot, there is concern from the Army Corps of Engineers that the levees might break. And so, therefore, we're cautious about encouraging people to return at this moment of history."—Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2005"My thoughts are, we're going to get somebody who knows what they're talking about when it comes to rebuilding cities."—On how the rebuilding of New Orleans might commence, Biloxi, Miss., Sept. 2, 2005"And Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."—To FEMA director Mike Brown who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his job performance.—Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005"Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott's house—he's lost his entire house—there's going to be a fantastic house. And I'm looking forward to sitting on the porch." —Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005"I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming neighbors back into neighborhoods, and small businesses up and running, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating new jobs."—Poplarville, Miss., Sept. 5, 2005
感动一下 除去文字的虚伪修辞, 剩下的是图中的人性...
两只大猫 漂亮!
不会被封的ID 取名“不认识” 举报人:“管理员,我举报” 管理员:“谁?” 举报人:“不认识” 管理员:“。。。滚。。。。”取名“请等等” 举报人:“管理员,我举报” 管理员:“谁?” 举报人:“请等等” 管理员:“好的,快点!” 一分钟后。。。 管理员:“到底是谁?” 举报人:“请等等啊!!!” 管理员:“等你个头啊,滚。。。。。”取名:“就是我” 举报人:“我举报!!!” 管理员:“谁?” 举报人:“就是我” 管理员:“很好,成全你。。封!” 举报人:“。。。救命啊。。。。。”取名:“骗你的” 举报人:“管理员 我举报” 管理员:“又举报?谁?” 举报人:“骗你的” 管理员:“吃饱了没事干回家喝奶去,滚!”取名“嘿嘿嘿嘿” 举报人:“管理员,有人用外挂,我举报” 管理员:“好的,是谁?” 举报人:“嘿嘿嘿嘿” 管理员:“。。。请问是谁?” 举报人:“嘿嘿嘿嘿” 管理员:“来人啊,拨打神经病医院电话。。。。”取名“我是你爸” 举报人:“管理员 有人用外挂” 管理员:“谁?” 举报人:“我是你爸” 管理员:“我是你爷爷!”取名‘不是我’ 举报人:“我举报,有人用外挂” 管理员:“****,谁?” 举报人:“不是我” 管理员:“???那是谁?” 举报人:“就不是我” 管理员:“你他妈废话,不是你是谁?” 举报人:举报人:“真的,不是我呀” 管理员:“滚***。。。。”取名“管理员啊” 举报人:“管理员哥哥,有人用外挂,我举报” 管理员:“好的,是谁?” 举报人:是“管理员啊” 管理员:“谁?你说谁?” 举报人:“管理员啊” 管理员:“***,我有必要用外挂吗?灭了你!***。”取名:“本人已死” 举报人:“管理员,有人外挂,我举报” 管理员:“****小子我被玩了一天了,在报假案,俺宰了你,快说是谁?” 举报人:“本人已死” 管理员:“你***,死了闹什么闹,活了在来找我。”取名:打死我也不说 举报人:“管理员 我举报” 管理员:“又举报?谁?” 举报人:“打死我也不说” 管理员:“草!吃饱了没事干,滚***!”取名“你去死” 举报人:“管理员,我举报” 管理员:“谁?” 举报人:“你去死” 管理员:“。。。敢骂我?你***,你给我滚~~~~~。。。我封你的号”取名:先给我发钱 举报人:“管理员,我举报。” 管理员:“还举报?烦不烦啊?谁?” 举报人:“先给我发钱。” 管理员:“@#%$^*(*(*(+”取名 “忘了叫啥” 举报 人 :管理员。有人用外挂。我举报” 管理员: 好。告诉我他叫什么? 举报人: “忘了叫啥” 管理员: 晕死。回去想想” 举报人: 不用想了管理员。我知道的” 管理员: 知道就说? 举报人: 忘了叫啥 管理员: 回家睡觉去吧。。。。。。。。取名:“逗你玩 ” 举报人:“管理员,我举报” 管理员 :谁? 举报人:“逗你玩” 管理员:“想玩回家玩去。滚;;;;;;”取名“不能说” 举报人:“管理员,我举报” 管理员:“谁?” 举报人:“不能说” 管理员:“别怕,有我给你撑腰,说!” 举报人:“不能说,就是不能说” 管理员:靠,不能说就滚。。。。取名:不见了 举报人:管理员。我举报 管理员:好的。玩家请说 举报人:不见了 管理员:请把玩家id告诉我 举报人:真的不见了 管理员:见了再找!!!取名:你是谁 举报人:报告管理员有外挂 线上管理员:谁 ? 举报人:你是谁 线上管理员:我就是管理员阿,说是谁? 举报人:阿,就你是谁 阿取名:你又知道了 举报人:报告管理员有外挂 线上管理员:谁 举报人:你又知道了 线上管理员:我当然不知道阿 举报人:阿,就 你又知道了 阿 管理员:知道你个鸟啊 滚远点取名:跑太快没看到 举报人:管理员有人用加速 管理员:谁? 举报人:跑太快看不到 管理员:下次看清楚一点。 举报人:就是跑太快看不到 管理员:下次追到再汇报吧取名:还没注册 举报人:报告管理员有外挂 线上管理员:谁 举报人: 还没注册 管理员:@#$$%^&&(*()
暴寒的八大健忘事件 [中华网论坛] 1.在楼梯上跌倒了,嘴里说着“真倒霉”,用最快的速度爬了起来。看看周围——还好,没有人看到。突然发现一个问题,我刚才……到底是在上楼?还是下楼? 2.早上起床去卫生间洗漱,要刷牙了,就是想不起来哪支是我的牙刷,四支牙刷不知道选哪个好,算了——不刷了! 3.早上出门去上学,突然发现忘了东西,赶紧回家。到了家里,死活想不起来忘带什么,只好拿了门口的雨伞。没想到那天晴空万里——我在没有课本的情况下上了一天的课…… 4.无聊中,给朋友打了个电话,正好接通的时候,发现自己忘了是给哪个朋友打的电话。只好开口就问,“请问,您是谁?”对方回答:“那你找的是谁?”我说:“是啊……不清楚……”第二天上学,有个朋友问我:“你昨天是不是打了我家电话?”我说:“……嗯?……有吗?”朋友说:“除了你这个健忘症,世界上还有谁自己打了电话,还问对方是谁!” 5.早上上学,却回了好几趟家,理由是:“妈妈,我的表。”“妈妈,我的钱包。”“妈妈,我的手机。”“妈妈……”“又落什么了呀?”“妈妈,今天是星期六吧?”“是啊!”“那我今天不用上学。”“咣当……” 6.打车,车走到一半,突然觉得心里有点不对劲,“……师傅……刚才……我跟你说去哪里来着?” 7.在学校里,想打电话,翻书包找手机……找到了,拿出来一看晕倒——家里的无绳电话机!好大…… 8.用电脑写完了健忘症的故事,点关闭,系统问:“是否保存?”我很高兴地点了下“否”……只好重新写了一次——真想把手指头给砍了!
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