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【Kimi时刻★全民朋克】原创好男儿喜剧同人《好男酒吧》(有点搞笑 第一回:《小店结义-简单的相遇(上)》某日,一位名叫李易峰的少年在街边......FF的随从:小白少爷,你执意要离家吗??小白:恩,我死也不会回去的,我要在外面自力更生,完成我的音乐梦想!你回去吧...随从:那可不行,你父亲关照过我一定要把你找回去,小白少爷,你还是和我回去吧~~~(把FF连拖带拽.)小白:555555~~~~~我不要回去~~~~~救命啊~~~5555555.....这时小米经过......小米想:哇塞~~这个人好帅~~~~(注视小白ING~)小白:看什么看??!没看过帅哥被欺负啊~~~55555555~~~help~~~小米(对着随从,放大音量):你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚你滚~..........................随从:啊!!!小白少爷~你多多保重~~~我回去了.....小白:哈~~多谢了......与此同时,柏栩栩......柏:哎......这家店做不下去了,倒闭算了......5555王小熊来到小熊:喂,来杯鸡尾酒.柏:走走走~我不开店了~~~关门了,打烊了,不干了,倒闭了...小熊(拿出一大刀RMB):能不能通融一下?柏(见钱眼开):好好好~~欢迎光临!!!小熊:来杯鸡尾酒柏想:啊??怎么办???我不会调酒啊....怎么办怎么办怎么办????....啊?对了,好像记得以前调酒的在( )酒里加了什么红色的饮料...小熊:快点啊~~~~~柏:算了,乱搞搞吧...5分钟后..柏:来了~~~~~~~超级柏氏(百事)鸡尾酒来咯~~~~~~哈哈小熊(大跌眼镜):百事???不会在酒里放可乐了吧......汗......小熊抿了一口...小熊:我吐...........这叫哪门子鸡尾酒啊...可乐里放萝卜汁.....柏:啊!遭了~我把可乐看成酒了,...小熊:你们这里的调酒师呢!!???叫他出来!!!!柏:,......我94...小熊一耳光闪过去小熊:你们这里的大堂经理呢????叫他出来!!!!柏:......我94...小熊又一耳光闪过去柏:555555~~~为什么受伤的总是我........我这家酒吧真的开不下去了~~~~~小熊:什么???你的店要倒闭了??柏:恩,我准备把它卖了小熊:我正好想盘一家店,我看这家酒吧规模不错,装修也挺好,所以....柏:???小熊:卖给我把,我出80万~~柏:好啊好啊~~~~~那你快把钱给我,签完合同后我马上走人!!!!小熊,但是有一个条件......究竟故事发展如何~~~~请期待下回...马上写出,不要走开,回帖啊~~~~
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