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【爽在雪菲力】我留给你们的话<I stay to your words!>英文版 I stay to your words!!! I can't be like again to attend the neighbouring girl who choose the show to be applaud by you to is complacent with encouragement, I want that the brains knows that the oneself be apart from awakely real still lack some things for the entertainer who the public sing a song.I want to work hard to raise the professional level that the everyone face, this needs certain time to precipitate, I need to let go of everything of come and go the laika or super girl, although I appreciate these careers to let me harvest you forever such big friendship, must study to let go of now in the past, eyes front, BE an all new oneself, also plead everyone to let go of to pass by with me together.Thanks you to support the here, support this to jot down the all the sweet and bitter experiences headquarter of super girl, everyone will cherish these fine recollections, but please want not that the quilt tie up.Need not care various rank to wait the vain thing, need not for pursuing it but wasting your great deal of time energy, only have music is just true.I will work hard to look for the reality, and will move and thank forever you go together.Now in the on the road of music I have already found out some directions, also pleaseding to meet very much some give me more important persons who inspire and help, I and these crew members are in the effort now, times that wait for sharing with your ll friends who like mes soon arrival.
【开心】日本最痛恨的笑话(爆笑)!!! 1。一天,一个人给日本商人 打电话说:"我找太郎先生." 接线员说:"对不起,他上周去世了." 第二天,这个人又一次打电话,想跟太郎谈一谈. 这次接线员有点厌烦,说:"我一直在告诉您他上周去世了.您为什么还要打电话呢?" 那个人说:"因为我就是喜欢听这件事." 2.四个外科医生围坐在一起,谈论他们喜欢为何种人做手术. 第一个医生说:"我最喜欢为图书管理员做手术.当你打开他们的身体时,里面的一切东西都是按字母顺序排列的." 第二个医生说:"我最喜欢为会计做手术.当你打开他们的身体时,一切都是按数字顺序排的." 第三个医生说:"我最喜欢为电工做手术.当你找开他们的身体时,一切都是用颜色做代号的." 第四个医生说: "我最喜欢为日本人做手术." 其他三个医生面面相觑,表示怀疑,其中一个问什么. 第四个医生说:"因为他们没有心肝,没有脊骨,且屁股和头可以相交换." 3.通往芝加哥机场的公路上行驶着一辆出租车,车上乘坐着一个日本游客. 这时,一辆出租车超了过去,日本人喊道:"瞧,丰田!日本制造!多快呀!" 过了一会儿,又一辆出租车超了过去."看,尼桑!是日本制造!太快啦!" 又一辆出租车超了过去. "嗨!是三菱!日本制造!快极啦!" 出租车驶入机场停车场,这时,又一辆出租车超了过去. "是本田!日本制造!快极啦!没治啦!" 百分之百的美国人出租车司机停下车,没好气儿地指了指计价器,说道:"1500美金." "这么近就要1500美金?!" "计价器!日本制造!快极啦!没治啦!" 4.有一架飞机上面坐有一美国人一个德国人一个日本人和一个中国人. 飞机飞到一半突然没油了,机长宣布必须有一人跳机以减轻重量. 于是那美国人就发挥其个人英雄主义精神走到飞机舱口高呼一声:"美利坚和众国万岁!!"然后就跳下去了! 飞机继续飞..... 这时机长又宣布:重量还是太重了,还得跳下去一个人! 于是德国人就站出来,走到飞机舱口,高呼一声:"德意志帝国万岁!!"也跟着跳了下去! 飞机继续飞..... 这时机长又宣布说:不行,还是重了,必须再跳下去一个人! 中国人看了日本人一眼,站起来走到了飞机舱口, 日本人赶紧走过来紧紧握住中国人的手:"好兄弟,我不会忘了你的!" 中国人高呼一声:"中华人民共和国万岁!!" 接着一脚把日本人给踹下去了!!......
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