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看得懂 转述不出来的文章 强 《施氏食狮史》 这篇短文都能看懂,可是如果你读给别人听,他是无论如何也听不懂的! 石室诗士施氏,嗜狮,誓食十狮。施氏时时适市视狮。十时,适十狮适市。是 时,适施氏适市。氏视是十狮,恃矢势,使是十狮逝世。氏拾是十狮尸,适石室。石 室湿,氏使侍拭石室。石室拭,氏始试食是十狮。食时,始识是十狮,实十石狮 尸。试释是事。 注意:只用一个发音来叙述一件事,除了中文,怕是再无其他语言能做到了。 申请加精
海狸生日快乐!!
秀秀我在西藏照的照片 雅鲁藏布江
看看我在西藏的照片 嘿嘿
快来看可爱的小动物
12星座说梦话 白羊座 别跑,抓到你就死定了。 金牛座 好~了~!好~了~!大~不~了~给~钱~嘛。 双子座 嘿,这个不错,那个也行,哦,今天买的衣服呢? 巨蟹座 呀,打仗了? 狮子座 哈哈哈……我终于当上总统了! 处女座 天啊,讨厌死了! 天平座 啊,长了一颗痘痘,完了,明天人家要叫我豆豆龙了。 天蝎座 嘿嘿,死了吗?看你还敢阴我。(说梦话的天蝎是很悲惨的) 射手座 你帅?哼~我妈妈说我比较帅! 摩羯 老板,你还有什么吩咐吗? 水瓶座 嗯!真好吃,早说癞蛤蟆可以吃,你们又不相信…… 双鱼座 太美了,亲爱的,你选的地方真不错
12星座接到歹徒电话 白羊座 歹徒:星期日把钱放到西郊马路边第二个垃圾箱内…… 羊羊:西郊?不如去东郊!你知道吗?东郊有座山,山势很险,很刺激…… 歹徒已经准备好行囊去东郊过周末了. 金牛座 歹徒:星期日把钱放到西郊马路边第二个垃圾箱内…… 牛牛:好好好!你放心!我一定准时去!你可千万别伤害我的狗狗,它是我家很重要的一员!……(爱护家庭成员的牛牛可真傻得可爱——不过这个歹徒也太蠢了!) 双子座 歹徒:星期日把钱放到西郊马路边第二个垃圾箱内…… 双子:可是我为什么要听你的?你要说出个原因来.你不知道我挣钱也不容易吗?我6岁开始上学,学到20多岁才有了工作,可以挣钱……(喂喂,别说了,对方早就挂了电话了) 巨蟹座 歹徒:星期日把钱放到西郊马路边第二个垃圾箱内…… 蟹蟹:这个,我要和妈妈商量一下. 歹徒:你妈在我手里! 蟹蟹:那我和爸爸商量一下 歹徒:他也在我手里! 蟹蟹:那我和姐姐商量一下…… 歹徒:她也在我手里! 蟹蟹:那我和……(不会吧!家里就剩蟹蟹一个人啊?) 狮子座 歹徒:星期日把钱放到西郊马路边第二个垃圾箱内…… 狮子:笨蛋!你凭什么命令我?你给我听好了!星期日,把我的家人放在西郊马路边第二个垃圾箱内,否则我 *** !(好像……反了……) 处女座 歹徒:星期日把钱放到西郊马路边第二个垃圾箱内…… 处女座:那个地方脏死了!亏你想得出来!就在南郊的咖啡屋里吧!叫我弟弟听电话!……弟弟啊!吃晚饭前洗手没?晚上睡觉前别忘了洗澡,耳朵后边也洗干净……(电话这边歹徒早已一头汗水) 天秤座 歹徒:星期日把钱放到西郊马路边第二个垃圾箱内…… 枰儿:我相信你本质不是如此,你一定是遇到麻烦了吧?真可怜!但你不要对生活失去信心!要坚强!我这里还有100元,你先拿去用吧……歹徒早已感动的泣不成声了.
梦中的房子
一张诡异的图片(我觉得不怎么恐怖) 如果从你座位前的电脑上看上面的图片 左边的图形是生气的脸 而右边的图形是平静的脸 如果是这样,就好,请你先回帖 然后请你起立 往后走3~5步 突然间他们交换位置了!! 觉得有趣的话就顶一个吧
献给海狸先生
那个....英语作业是什么呀? 谁规定我就必须知道英语作业?(心虚ing)
55555你们凭良心说,我很男性吗? 昨日,我下楼买东西,出商店时,一老头极其鄙视地看了我一眼,然后转过头,用他自认为很小的声音对他老伴说:“啧啧啧!你看现在的孩子都穿得像什么?啊?一个男孩子,打扮得跟女的是的。”那老太太也看了我一眼说:“阿!就是,刚才我还以为他是女的呢!想当年...."
天师进下 拜托啦!! 你那个+10的衣服是怎么搞的?我的装备+到4就死活加不上去了!~~(我没法用保底符)
有人玩武林吗? 有人玩武林吗?我目前34级
B班作业 I. Fill in the blanks, change the forms if necessary1.We can’t work together any more, I think it’s time we work______. (seperate)2.With the development of computer_________, everything will become easy.(technological)3.Vitas becomes the ________of teenagers. ( idol)4.The scientist is working on a book about the ________ of lives. His work is very ________.(originally)5.Madame Tussaud’s contains wax models of__________(celebrity). 6.I can’t catch up with you, you speak too ______(fast).7.“You look ______ today.” “Thanks, you look amazing too.” (well)8.“Do you know the young ______ behind you?” “Of course, I love one of his ______ (sculpt). I must say he is a genius.”9.A collection of paintings by Turner will be on ______ (exhibit) at the gallery next month. II.默写Madame Tussaud’s第三段
有人爱他们吗? 可爱的没有天理呀!
B班公告 作业;翻译 书44 45页 的 1 7 10 译文:(因为我实在没有找到译文,所以一下全是我自己翻译的,有可能错,看的时候要慎重)1 (1)这是一个很有特点的帽子,用来给头部遮阳(听起来好像废话) (2) 这是一个很小的电动的火车,用来将食物从厨房运到餐桌7 首先,转动水龙头下面的杠杆,这样水就流出来了。待到调节到合适温度时方可进入。这是登在上面。双手扶着两边的扶手把脚放在踏板上,踏板控制水从水管流出,把右脚放在右面的踏板上,然后把左脚踩上去,不要太用力。洗完了就从踏板上下来,在转动杠杆,水就没了。8 这种三轮车印刷机现在不是很现实,因为现在路上交通很忙,还有,我并不相信你能在大街上写作。还有更便宜更有效的方法。我什么都不说了,以上都是我自己翻译自己打上去的,有点良心的回个贴 ,也不枉我爪子大晚上的狂翻字典
B班作业 复习 unit5 重点单词看课件
B班作业 1 P37 (6)仿写2 背 默 niki inc. 家长签字3 复习卷子 背 默4 买周计划 (九年级上)5 学探诊
谁认识赵西月? 长得好看吗?有老公吗?
图书馆的故事(胆小勿入) 操,这么简单的东西竟然也让我考试,要是让我打到把屠龙,我非把校长给砍了.我是天才,应该免考".丁奇边发牢骚边走进这阴森的图书馆. 看着手里马哲厚厚的课本,丁不住得摇头,带上MP3,开始了漫长的复习之路....不知道看了多久,丁奇迷迷糊糊得趴在桌上睡了过去,初夏半夜的风夹带着几分寒意,丁被吹醒了...怎么这么冷啊?!谁没关寝室的窗啊?!等自己回过神来的时候,才发现自己并不在寝室,而还在图书馆,丁浑身一下子冒出冷汗,"该死的管理员,关门前也不看看还有没人",拿出手机一看,手机关机了,再怎么开也开不了,"靠,没电了"丁对着手机发起牢骚, 丁看书的地方在图书馆2楼的角落,也难怪管理员没发现他,电闸已经被拉掉了,丁只好摸黑走到1楼大门口,开始又叫有拍,可外面除了昆虫的低鸣什么声音都没有.看样子要在这里过一个晚上,丁对自己说,他把两个长桌子拉在一起,找了几本书当枕头,看样子也只能这样了,丁奇躺在桌子开始考虑考试结束后怎么练级的事,慢慢有点睡意的时候,窗外吹来阵凉风再次把他吹醒,丁奇咒骂着起来关窗,刚关上窗,就隐约听见有哭声...呜呜...声音从上面传来,"难道还有人被关在里面了?"丁奇心里出现一丝喜悦,其实他喜悦最重要的原因是因为那哭声是个女生....在深夜,低泣声是如此得清晰.. 丁奇再次摸黑跑上2楼,哭声好象是从厕所的方向传来的,他慢慢得向厕所走去...快到厕所的时候,哭泣的声音突然没有了,"同学!同学!在吗??不要怕,我是02国贸系的,你在吗??"可是2楼图书室到厕所长长的走廊上只有他自己的声音,丁奇突然想到了一样东西------鬼,他开始怕,想后退....就在这个时候,哭泣的声音又从厕所那边传了过来,"不要吓自己"丁奇这时候胆子又大了很多.开始往前走,当他走进厕所的时候,突然发现厕所里等开着,这奇怪了,怎么外面看不见灯光了,正在考虑的时候,低泣的声音从他背后传了出来...他转身看见一个女人...穿着衬衫背着他,"你是谁啊?是我们学校的吗??也是被关在里面的吗??为什么哭啊??"丁奇一口气问了好几个问题,那个女人只回答了一句:"我怎么吃都吃不饱,你能告诉我为什么吗?"丁奇正奇怪她答非所问的时候,那个女人,不应该说是女.....鬼转了过来,只看见白衬衫上粘满了鲜血,手里那着什么东西在啃,边啃边有东西掉下来,当丁奇看清楚了,声音在喉咙里卡住了....因为他看到了最恐怖的一幕,那个女鬼正那着一只人脚在啃,人脚上的肉到了她嘴里又掉了下来,因为她......没有下巴.... 丁奇转了身得往回跑,应该说是爬,他用上了两只手...他已经不知道怎么回到一楼大门口的,也忘了下楼梯时是不是滚下来的,只知道连哭带喊得死命敲门....门开了..一个老头拿着钥匙站在门口:"搞什么,深更半夜不回寝室在这里吵什么啊?" "有...有....有鬼"说完这几个字几乎用尽了他浑身的力气,可当丁奇的目光瞄见开满老头的脚时,他再也撑不住昏了过去...他..只看见一只脚,另一只脚只剩下白深深的大腿骨....第二天,学校贴出告示,大意是国际贸易系学生丁奇在图书馆心脏病突发死亡....剧内部知情人说尸体解刨时候发现丁奇体内的内脏都已经没有了...只剩下半个类似被兽类啃咬过的心脏......
期中复习题 Revision for Mid-term ExaminationName ________ No. _____ Class _____ Junior Two April, 2007I.Fill in the blanks with proper words according to the meanings. (Choose from the list below and make necessary changes.)regularly; adventure; queue; completely; companion; crazy; occasionally; recommend; entertainment; display; produce; attractive; appear; value; recognize; intend; overseas; retire; speciality; cookery; accuracy; confidence; improve; identify; particular; academic; vocational; available; practical; train; coach; prefer; convenient; reliable; promise; essential; issue; search; confirm; punctual; stewardess; standard 1. The police s_______________ the woods for the missing boy.2. O_______________ I'll have a piece of chocolate, but it's quite rare.3. You're c_______________ to buy a house without seeing it.4. It makes me mad when someone jumps the q_______________.5. Our new flat is very c_______________ for (= near to) the kids' school.6. France p_______________ a great deal of wine for export.7. The cakes were d_______________ in the window, so a_______________ to kids.8. He is afraid to take the driving test. He lacks c_______________ in himself. 9. Professor Watson is leaving the a_______________ world to take a job in industry. 10. Give me your p_______________ that you'll never be late again. 11. Mr. Weller r_______________ last month and now lives at his ease.12. Are you alone or with a c_______________? If you are alone, I can go with you.13. He is a man full of a_______________. So he likes Bungee jumping.14. I cannot i_______________ this signature. I don’t know who signed this.15. I p______________ the quiet countryside to the noisy cities, because I’m already 70.16. The kilogram is the international s_______________ of weight.17. This dictionary is of little v_______________ to you. It’s useless.18. I r_______________ you remember at least 10 new words every day so that you can learn English well.19. If you want to succeed, you need to wok hard; so hard work is e________ to success. 20. TV sets are a_______________ in any department stores.21. I i_______________ to study abroad, and I’m leaving in summer.22. I had forgotten it c_______________. I can’t remember it at all.23. The letter c_________ everything. Now she’s sure his husband died in the battlefield.24. The corporation will open an o_______________ market to increase profit. 25. We meet r_______________ to discuss business, twice a week.26. He gave a p_______________ advice that I should find a job first.27. He is always very p_______________. So don’t worry, he won’t be late.28. The boss decided to i______ the working conditions so that the workers won’t leave.29. She played the piano for our e_______________ at the Birthday party.30. We'll provide you with v________ training and you won’t find it difficult to get a job.31. He looked at the envelope and r_______________ Jenny's handwriting immediately.II. Fill in the blanks with proper forms of the given words.
偶在chinaren上建了个校友录,是3班的都来顶一下 班级首页地址:http://class.chinaren.com/xiwai3
偶在chinaren建了个校友录是3班的都来顶一下 班级首页地址:http://class.chinaren.com/xiwai3
B班作业答案 答案 1.(1)Coach (2)has coached (3)Does coach did coach 2. (1) was controlled (2)controlling (3)control (4)control (5)controllable 3. (1)agree (2) agreed (3)was agreed (4)would agree (5)disagree (6) agreeable (7)agreement4. (1)convenient (2)convenience (3)inconvenience5. (1)speed (2)speedy (3)sped6. (1)alive (2) alive 7. (1) reliable (2)reliably (3)reliant (4)reliance (5)relied8. (1)fear (2) fear (3) fear (4) is fear (5) feared (6)feared (7)fearful恩.....对于答案的事...同学们低调一点就好了哎!~~我也不容易...答案都是偶自己打上去的!~没良心的就不用回了
b班作业 coach①Our rugby________, Li Gang, trains the team. ②He ____________her for the English examination for several days.③_______he occasionally _______his son to swim?④What time _____his father ________him in English every day last term?control①The fire _______________later Tuesday night.②He was having trouble with ___________the heavy truck on the slippery road surface.③His son is being trained to take ________ of the family business.④He suggests his son that he be a air-traffic___________.⑤Diabetes is a serious but _____________diseaseagree①We don't_______ on everything, of course.②No one really knows why he _______to do the film.③It ___________that elections would be held in May.④If she felt he was right, she ____________with him.⑤He is tolerant of those who _________with him.⑥My parents are quite ____________to my studying abroad.⑦I thought we had an ____________that you would keep me informed about any changes in the programme.convenient①It is simple and _____________to use.②Ready meals sell well because of their____________. ③We apologized for the delay and any ______________caused.speed①The truck was travelling at a ______of 50 mph.②Everyone would like to see a _________recovery from injury. ③The car _______ along the dusty highway just now.alive①We stayed ______by eating berries and roots.②He was kept _______on a life-support machine.reliable①Miller was a quiet and _________man.②I’m _________informed that he went abroad.③Most companies are now ________on computer technology.④There is a danger in placing over-much _________on the Attorney's discretion (n.判断力).⑤In the past, many working women _______on relatives to help take care of their children.fear•He lives in _____of losing money.•The teacher refused to have his daughter in his class, for _____of showing favour to her.•Most students always _____test results.•The baby _______to stand up and go on practising walking.•People ________that Bird Flu was going to even worse.•The boss was _______of his secretary's anger.•He is exactly a _________soldier.还有 1 仿照书P27(6)写书P27(8)的对话 2 学探诊unit4 3 默写3单元3篇课文 4 默写3单元复习卷子上前15个词组有良心的回个帖
B班温馨提示 本着为广大人民群众同学服务的原则,你们敬爱的爪子为你们赴汤蹈火,英勇无畏,不辞辛苦.....的从英语老师的电脑里“找”(低调,不要声张)来了上学期的3单元百词卷子,务必好好做!!!~~~~周2考学探诊上的原题,是原题!~看完回个帖!~~也不枉我出生入死去英语办公室!~`
B班作业 改卷子 一个词10遍 为了积极响应广大人民群众同学的要求,卷子改几遍请自行决定,(不要少于5遍)但明天请务必要家长签字带来,不然下场会很惨!~~真的!明天就算没改也要带来,不然英语老师会很生气!~~(这是在下总结的真理呀!~~~)
哈哈!我刚刚建了一搏客,去看看吧! 顺便顶一下 http://snakegril.blog.sohu.com/rss
B班作业大家还是看小蔚的吧!~~sorry今天有点乱
恩.....B班作业我发重了一个,不明白的可以打电话给我
B班作业 1.So far, sandstorms ________________ (not happen) in Beijing this year.2.I ________ (guess) that you _______________ (think) about what you __________ (do) tomorrow.3.I’m too late. The bus ____________ (go).4.Harry ____________ (do) his lessons while his brothers ___________ (play) games an hour ago.5.When I came to Shanghai, he ____________ (be) there for a long time.6.Everything for the party ______________ (be) ready last Sunday when the doorbell ____________ (ring).
B班作业 1.There is still much room for further ____ in your English. (improve)2.You’d better find a topic that ___ both of you before you start to prepare for the debate(辩论). (interesting)3.I felt ____________ that we would succeed. (confidence)4.I love my parents so much that I would never ______________ to hurt their feelings. (intention)5.Home-made ice-cream is one of the ____ of this shop. (special)6.Our football team has ___ for the semi-final. (qualification)7.Cooking is a __ course. It’s very useful in your daily life. (practise)8.Journalists do not always report ___________. (accuracy)9.Joseph hopes that he can be a famous _______ one day. (guitar)10.Anyone in dirty clothes are not _ into the hotel. (admission)
B班作业 1.There is still much room for further ____ in your English. (improve)2.You’d better find a topic that ___ both of you before you start to prepare for the debate(辩论). (interesting)3.I felt ____________ that we would succeed. (confidence)4.I love my parents so much that I would never ______________ to hurt their feelings. (intention)5.Home-made ice-cream is one of the ____ of this shop. (special)6.Our football team has ___ for the semi-final. (qualification)7.Cooking is a __ course. It’s very useful in your daily life. (practise)8.Journalists do not always report ___________. (accuracy)9.Joseph hopes that he can be a famous _______ one day. (guitar)10.Anyone in dirty clothes are not _ into the hotel. (admission)
B班作业(3) 除了我发到贴吧的题 还有 对照学探诊改卷子 学探诊unit3 阅读做到week7看完了回个帖 我死也瞑目了!!~~~~(看到今天的作业被吓死了,复活后写作业又累死了~~) 另注一条惨绝人寰的消息:下下周(大概4月5日)考2单元百词 单元 然后考学探诊unit3 4 (原题)
B班作业(2) Speciality1.The man who is giving a speech is the one of the best __________ in surgery.2.My Mun __________ Russian 20 years ago.3.“Is there anything __________ today?” Mr. Brown asked. Accuracy1.The weather reporter predicts the weather with ___________ everyday.2.The weighing machine tells the weight ____________.3.Being a journalist, he should report everything __________.4.Phyllis Pearsall make a very __________ map of London. Improve1.My English is __________ little by little.2.China has got a great __________ today.3.Tom has __________ his skill of writing, but he still has a long way to go. Discuss1.The plan has been under __________ for more than two years. It will reach a agreement soon.2.The twins ______________ the TV program when their mother came back.
B班作业 Accuracy1.Nicholas learned to read with __________ and confidence.2.Sometimes the weather report isn’t __________. Confidence 1.She is a very__________ young woman.2.It’s good to have __________ in yourself. Intention1.I __________ to go to university next year.2.Good __________ must be followed by hard work. Cook1.My grandpa is a good __________ . He __________ wonderful meals.2.It’s difficult to learn about Chinese __________ . Frighten1.The loud music __________ me just now.2.The baby was __________ and began to cry.3.Have you ever heard the __________ story before? Retire1.My mother __________ for 10 years.2.Do you know the reason for his __________ ?3.A __________ means a person who __________.
哈哈!“不可思议的美女照片“我找到了 江湖传闻: 是画像中这个女的老公生前用尽最后一点力气完成的作品...当初这个女的发现老公在外面有了情人,作为人妻的她怀着幽怨的心自杀了,死后,她丈夫才发现原来真正爱的人还是自己的妻子,痛苦万分,便拿起画笔,将心爱的妻子篆刻在他心目中永恒的美丽容颜画了下来,其实这时画家因为伤心过度已经重病在床了,当他完成最后一笔的时候,他也撒手人寰了...奇怪的是,在因缘巧合下,当初那个第三者看到了这副画,当时就惊吓晕厥了,待她醒来后,人们发现她已经疯了,而且口中不断的说”她来了!她来了!!!”最可怕的是,这个女子硬生生的用手将自己的容貌一点一点的划烂,最后死的时候,也就是她将自己的脸已经弄的面目全非的时候...警告:画中的女子怨气极重!如果内心邪恶的人,盯着她的眼睛看20秒,就会产生不可思议的事,如果做过亏心事提醒勿看!! 科学事实:这画确实有问题.不过那个故事只是为了烘托气氛而已. 看画时眼睛离屏幕一米.尽量和屏幕一样的高度.最主要的是把屏幕调的暗一些.很容易就可以看出变成一个鬼. 这图主要是利用人眼的视缺.
B班作业 1 仿照书P16 (8)写 Rachel and Jam 做的事2 回答书P16 (12) 问题3 课件上的词(全部)造句4 学 探 诊 做第2单元5 阅读 做到week 6 (各位不要怪我!~我也是被逼无奈~~~~好自为之吧)注:周5交 周5带5元磁带钱!!!!!!~~~~~~
零刺青之声是什莫?
哈哈!零红蝶
B班作业 改卷子(阅读不改)1遍
B班作业 1 抄21页课文2 抄课文里的词组
乖乖EX是谁呀?~~
b班作业 1 写一件第一次做的事2 黑板上的题3 预习 intelligent colour identifies 4 造句 took....messages for taught himself to 5 学探诊 unit 16 阅读 做到week5 (各位别怪我,我也是被逼的!!我也得写的呀!~~~)
大家记得明天带熟鸡蛋呦(生物课要用)!~~ 明天生物课要带熟鸡蛋!~`
神秘画中画 不可思议的视觉心理艺术 图1:这些线都是平行的图2:咖啡店幻觉中心的方块看起来是突出的吗 用直尺检查一下 图3:疯狂的螺帽:你知道直钢棒是怎样神奇地穿过这两个看似互成直角 的螺帽孔的吗?
美丽的画中画 快来看
爆笑对白(看完不笑,我把自己爪子垛下来给你下酒) 小兔说:"我妈妈叫我小兔兔,好听!" 小猪说:"我妈妈叫我小猪猪,也好听!" 小狗说:"我妈妈叫我小狗狗,也很好听!" 小鸡说:"你们聊,我先走了!" 小兔说:"我是兔娘养的!" 小猪说:"我是猪娘养的!" 小鸡说:"我是鸡娘养的!" 小狗说:"你们聊,我先走了!" 浪客说:"人们叫我浪人,好听!" 武士说:"人们叫我武人,也好听! 高手说:"人们叫我高人,也很好听!" 剑客说:"你们聊,我先走了!" 李宗仁将军说:我这人,有仁! 傅作义将军说:我这人,有义! 左权将军说:我这人,有权! 霍去病将军说:你们聊,我先走了! 老张家的门是柳木做的,老张说:我家的门是木门! 老李家的门是塑料做的,老李说:我家的门是塑门! 老王家的门是砖头做的,老王说:我家的门是砖门! 老刘家的门是钢做的,老刘说:你们聊,我先走了! 师范学院的学生说:我是"师院"的! 铁道学院的学生说:我是"铁院"的! 职业学院的学生说:我是"职院"的! 技术学院的学生说:你们聊,我先走了!
回我的帖子把!~~~亲亲的同学们!让我有点成就感 回我的帖子把!~~~亲亲的同学们!让我有点成就感
让老师吐血的方法(建议39号同学看看) 一天, 老师走进课堂,学生们一齐起立喊:“老师早上好!” 老师愤愤地说:“只叫早上好?那我下午呢?难道就不好了吗?” 于是学生们又一齐喊:“老师下午好!” 老师又愤愤地说:“那我晚上呢?” 学生们又一齐喊:“老师晚上也好!” 老师点点头说道:“这样才行,现在重新喊一遍!” 学生们一齐喊:“老师早上好,下午好,晚上也好!” 老师说道:“坐下!今天我们要复习反义词,我们这样练习,我说一句,你们大声说出反义词。现在开始。” 老师:“今天天气很好。” 学生:“今天天气很坏。” 老师:“到处阳光明媚。” 学生:“到处阴云密布。” 老师:“马路上人山人海。” 学生:“马路上空无一人。” 老师:“年轻。” 学生:“年老。” 老师:“站立。” 学生:“躺倒” 老师:“有个年轻人站立在路上。” 学生:“有个年老人躺倒在路上。” 老师:“我捡到一元钱。” 学生:“我丢了一元钱。” 老师:“我捡到一元钱,交给老师。” 学生:“我丢了一元钱,去偷老师。” 老师:“错误,不能这样说!” 学生:“正确,应该这样说!” 老师:“错误。” 学生:“正确。” 老师:“这不行,这是违法行为!” 学生:“这可以,这是合法行为!” 老师:“我说错误。” 学生:“我们说正确。” 老师:“听老师的,老师说的才是正确!” 学生:“听我们的,老师说的都是错误!” 老师:“你们愚蠢。” 学生:“我们聪明。” 老师:“停止!” 学生:“继续!” 老师:“你们现在停止!别说了!” 学生:“我们现在继续!还要说!” 老师:“你们这些蠢猪,我说停止!” 学生:“我们都是天才,我们说继续!” 老师:“你们听老师的!” 学生:“老师听我们的!” 老师:“学生都得听老师的!” 学生:“老师都得听学生的!” 老师:“现在你们停止练习!” 学生:“现在我们继续练习!” 老师:“你们没完没了了吗?” 学生:“我们有始有终的呀!” 老师:“那你们就停止!蠢猪!” 学生:“那我们该继续!天才!” ....之后老师就躺在地上 吐血啦!! 回帖的不是猪 不会贴的是猪
白蛇是怎么变成白娘子的? 全过程(图). 你现在看到是不是一张普通白蛇图?别急等你回复后按: Ctrl+A
白蛇是怎么变成白娘子的? 全过程(图). 你现在看到是不是一张普通白蛇图?别急等你回复后按: Ctrl+A
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