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[火星人的逆袭]刚才上wow发现这个任务……碎颅者魔山 求做过的达人剧透下,是彩蛋不?
克苏鲁相关:阴宅瓦德玛尔II 电驴链接。 不知道让不让发
求E文达人翻译这封信,看上去很好玩的样子:) 看晕了@_@ To: Microsoft Lawyers, Inc. From: Azathoth, Nyarlathotep and Hastur, Elder Attorneys. Sirs: Our agents among the mortal herd have brought to Our attention your recent product entitled Windows '95. Therefore We now give you statutory notice of intent of proceedings to be taken against Microsoft by the Many-Angled Ones. With this suit We will show that Windows '95, and to a lesser extent all of the Microsoft range of products, infringe upon the recognised "look-and-feel" of the Elder Gods, for the following reasons: o Windows '95 is a crawling abomination from the darkest pits of Hell; o No man can be in it's presence for too long without being driven into gibbering insanity; o A cult who worship it exist in secret amongst the mortal herd; o Those who associate with it for too long develop common physical characteristics, to wit: pale, clammy skin, bulging eyes, generally unkempt physical appearance, tendency towards nocturnal living, change in diet to that which normal men do not eat (in your case tacos, burgers and Jolt Coke; in Ours, human flesh, Fungi of Yuggoth and the blood of Alien Gods); o Mysterious tomes that purport to explain this phenomenon are reputed to exist; they are bound in an unnatural substance and only available at a terrible cost to the user. o The Microsoft range of products seek to utterly dominate the world, and force all who dwell there to live in eternal damnation. As you can see, Our case is very strong, especially when you consider that most judges prefer not to have chittering things with tentacles for faces scoop out their brains and eat them. We hope that you will consider these points carefully and settle out of court, since it is not Our intention to have your senior partners spend the rest of their mercifully short lives under heavy sedation in a maximum security psychiatric hospital. After all, it was the Lords of the Outer Planes who gave humanity lawyers in the first place. Respectfully yours, pp. J. Arthur Hastur, LL.B., B.C.L, B.D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From:
[email protected]
(Dave Hemming) This is original from me. It was originally an answer I wrote for the Internet Oracle - I've reworked it as a standalone. 网址 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cthulhu.org%2Flook_and_feel_lawsuit.html&urlrefer=d629c2d77c4aa5d49221a15bf6bff63c
克苏鲁竞选是个什么存在呀,求详细资料 如题,看到许多Cthulhu for president,身后是美国国旗的宣传画,而且发现他们92年就在恶搞了,求达人讲解下
Munchkin Cthulhu 2 – Call of Cowthulhu 是什么额? Munchkin Cthulhu 2 – Call of Cowthulhu这个谁玩过呀,求教是什么东东呀~~~~~~~
丹妮肖像 by Gold-Seven
[有些跑题了]发个恐怖小漫画吧
发现我和小乔一样2好伤心%>_<% 不太明白为什么小乔要杀奈德的时候其他人纷纷说不妥,干掉反对自己的人不是挺好的嘛,反正战争已经打起来了,为什么呢? 不要喷我啊
求这个萌化版套图 太萌了,各种求出处啊谢特
(火星人的逆袭)找到一个DA,发现他画的冰火图都很不错啊 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fgold-seven.deviantart.com%2Fgallery%2F137761&urlrefer=bdf83c9876950509e9b7fbc0642a445e 挺喜欢他的画风, 指环王的也不错
【水帖】额……和冰火无关,刚才在学校拍的……
为什么魔山的坐骑发情不受控制,百花的坐骑就不呢 为什么百花的坐骑就不因为发情而难以驾驭呢?
昨晚梦到自己成了守夜人... 昨晚做梦梦见我成守夜人~~~一身黑衣,手持利刃。唉可惜我太不争气了,既没梦到与异鬼九死一生的交手,也没梦到在冰天雪地之中追踪野人,反而是梦到守夜人伙食真他喵的不错啊,又是水煮鱼又是盐酥鸡茶树菇的,我怕别人发现我盛的全是肉,还躲起来偷着吃。。。直接导致饿醒了T_T
额……为什么野人异鬼们不在长城设哨卡呢? 为啥野人们衣柜们不在长城设点哨卡,定期去长城以南巡逻看看维斯特洛人有没有什么可怕举动捏?
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