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【独树一帜】『搞笑』☆0203★12煋侳如何吃巧克力! ARIES: Eats all of the chocolates in one sitting. 白羊座會一口氣吃光所有的巧克力。TAURUS:Tends to buy two boxes of chocolates and leave only the orange ones for you. 金牛座會買兩盒巧克力,然後只剩下橙色的給你,其余的全吃掉。 GEMINI: Makes their chocolate choice by sticking their finger in each piece. 雙子座會把每一塊巧克力都摸一遍再做出選擇。 CANCER: Draws chocolates out to make even the smallest box last for a month. 巨蟹座會把巧克力盡可能包裝成最小的盒子,使其能吃到一個月。 LEO: Likes to own all the chocolates first. 獅子座喜歡首先占有所有的巧克力。VIRGO: Thoroughly washes the chocolates, then rations them to all involved. 處女座會徹徹底底地把巧克力洗一遍,然後再定量分給每個人。LIBRA: Chooses two boxes of chocolates, white and dark; one for you, one for them. 天秤座會買兩盒巧克力,一盒白巧克力,一盒純巧克力;一盒給你,一盒留給自己。 SCORPIO: Can t resist rubbing chocolates all over their partner and licking it off. 天蠍座忍不住把巧克力弄得到處都是,然後再舔幹淨。 SAGITTARIUS: Only orders foreign chocolates. 射手座只定購外國巧克力。 CAPRICORN: Seeks perfection in picking truffles of the best variety. 摩羯座在挑選最好的巧克力的過程中追求著完美。 AQUARIUS: Skips chocolates altogether -- they prefer a box of carob and raisins health bars. 水瓶座對巧克力根本就不感冒,他們更喜歡用稻子豆和葡萄幹做的健康條狀食品。 PISCES: Tends to share all chocolates and forgets to leave one for their own consumption. 雙魚座會和所有人分享巧克力,最後發現竟忘了也給自己留一塊。 _▂_▂_▂_▂ ~ ̄〕莪媞可愛 °分隔娹 `m●/_▂_▂_▂_ ╭-╮  ╭-╮ ┃ ┃  ┃ ┃ └■﹎_;婲開婲落℡﹏終媞箜.;_ ┃ ゛”゛ ┃  ◤.╲(⒉0o⒎年莪又翫黯纞.灬.°   ┃ ┃ ┃  ┃  〓┍_"現甾の莪&憙歡▂ΘЙǐrǒki.ミ~~ · ~~ ミ  ▓ *&-洳砛му很fiηе呝o╰━┳━┳━╯ 期盼⒈個無法預知De\'朙兲..._  ╭┫ ┣╮     寶貝樹樹!加油喲!    ┺┻┻┻┹ ∞ ◇﹏s●rRy 、,5 鱫伱,”~∞ 
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