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【抽风无罪】一天,美国人、英国人、中国人走在大沙漠中…… 一天,美国人、英国人、中国人走在大沙漠中……(暴笑)  一天,美国人,英国人,中国人走在大沙漠中, 走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来, 那个人说:"我是神仙,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望!"  美国人第一个抢着说:"我第一个愿望是要很多的钱."  神仙说:"这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧."  美国人说:我还要很多的钱!"  神仙满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:" 把我弄回家"  神仙说:"没问题."  于是美国人带着很多的钱回了家.  神仙又问英国人.  英国人说:"我要美女!"  神仙给了他美女.  英国人又说:我还要美女!"  神仙也满足了他,给了他美女..  英国人最后说到:"把我送回家."  神仙把英国人送回家后问中国人要什么.  中国人说:"先来瓶二锅头吧."  神仙给了他.问他第二个愿望是什么.  中国人说:再来一瓶二锅头!"  神仙问他第三个愿望是什么.  中国人说:"我挺想美国人和英国人的,你把他们都弄回来吧:rolleyes: -------------华丽的分割线--------------  美国人和英国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走  走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后又冒出一个人来,  那个人说:"我是刚才那个神仙的徒弟,法力没他高强, 所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望."  美国人和英国人合计合计认为先让中国人说比较好, 免得一会又被他弄回来.  于是中国人说:"那就先来瓶二锅头吧."  神仙满足了他的愿望.  美国人和英国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来.  中国人喝完二锅头后不急不慌地对神仙说:"行了,没事了,你走吧"-------------华丽的分割线--------------  美国人和英国人气呼呼的跟着中国人继续跋涉,  走着走着又看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来,  那个人说:"我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们每个人一个愿望"  美国人急忙抢着说:"我再也不想见到那个中国人了."  神仙说:"好的.",然后转头问英国人:“你的呢?“  英国人急忙说:"我也不想见到那个中国人了."  神仙说:"好的.",然后转头问中国人:“你的呢?“  中国人说:“他们说的都不算“-------------华丽的分割线--------------  于是乎美国人和英国人咬牙切齿的跟着中国人,  走着走着又看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后又飘出一个人来,  那个人说:"我是那个神仙的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们三人一个愿望!"  美国人和英国人异口同声的小声说:“中国人说的什么都不算“。  那个人说:“好的“,于是乎转头问中国人:“你想说什么?“  中国人说:“让他们都回各自的家吧,别跟着我受罪“。
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