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【海洋☆搞笑】转}不会被封的用户名 不会被封的用户名 1.▂▃▄☆★取名"不认识"★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员,我举报" 管理员:"谁?" 举报人:"不认识" 管理员:"……滚……" 2.▂▃▄☆★取名"请等等"★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员,我举报" 管理员:"谁?" 举报人:"请等等" 管理员:"好的,快点!" 一分钟后…… 管理员:"到底是谁?" 举报人:"请等等啊!!!" 管理员:"等你个头啊,滚……" 3.▂▃▄☆★取名:"就是我"★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"我举报!!!" 管理员:"谁?" 举报人:"就是我" 管理员:"很好,成全你..封!" 举报人:"……救命啊……" 4.▂▃▄☆★取名:"骗你的"★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员,我举报" 管理员:"又举报?谁?" 举报人:"骗你的" 管理员:"吃饱了没事干回家喝奶去,滚!" 5.▂▃▄☆★ 取名"嘿嘿嘿嘿" ★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员,有人用外挂,我举报" 管理员:"好的,是谁?" 举报人:"嘿嘿嘿嘿" 管理员:"……请问是谁?" 举报人:"嘿嘿嘿嘿" 管理员:"来人啊,拨打神经病医院电话……" 6.▂▃▄☆★取名"我是你爸"★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员 有人用外挂" 管理员:"谁?" 举报人:"我是你爸" 管理员:"我是你爷爷!" 7.▂▃▄☆★取名'不是我'★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"我举报,有人用外挂" 管理员:"****,谁?" 举报人:"不是我" 管理员:"???那是谁?" 举报人:"就不是我" 管理员:"你TM废话,不是你是谁?" 举报人:举报人:"真的,不是我呀" 管理员:"滚***……" 8.▂▃▄☆★取名"管理员啊"★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员哥哥,有人用外挂,我举报" 管理员:"好的,是谁?" 举报人:是"管理员啊" 管理员:"谁?你说谁?" 举报人:"管理员啊" 管理员:"***,我有必要用外挂吗?灭了你!***." 9.▂▃▄☆★取名:"本人已死" ★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员,有人外挂,我举报" 管理员:"****小子我被玩了一天了,在报假案,俺宰了你,快说是谁?" 举报人:"本人已死" 管理员:"你***,死了闹什么闹,活了在来找我." 10.▂▃▄☆★取名:打死我也不说 ★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员 我举报" 管理员:"又举报?谁?" 举报人:"打死我也不说" 管理员:"*!吃饱了没事干,滚***!" 11.▂▃▄☆★取名"你去死"★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员,我举报" 管理员:"谁?" 举报人:"你去死" 管理员:"……敢骂我?你***,你给我滚~~~~~...我封你的号" 12.▂▃▄☆★取名"你是猪" ★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员 有人用外挂" 管理员:"谁?" 举报人:"你是猪" 管理员:"你TMD是猪!" 13.▂▃▄☆★取名:先给我发钱 ★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员,我举报." 管理员:"还举报?烦不烦啊?谁?" 举报人:"先给我发钱." 管理员:"@#%$^*&*(*&+" 14.▂▃▄☆★取名 "忘了叫啥"★☆▄▃▂ 举报 人 :管理员.有人用外挂.我举报" 管理员: 好.告诉我他叫什么? 举报人: "忘了叫啥" 管理员: 晕死.回去想想" 举报人: 不用想了管理员.我知道的" 管理员: 知道就说? 举报人: 忘了叫啥 管理员: 回家睡觉去吧…… 15.▂▃▄☆★取名:"逗你玩 " ★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员,我举报" 管理员 :谁? 举报人:"逗你玩" 管理员:"想玩回家玩去.滚……" 16.▂▃▄☆★取名"不能说"★☆▄▃▂ 举报人:"管理员,我举报" 管理员:"谁?" 举报人:"不能说" 管理员:"别怕,有我给你撑腰,说!" 举报人:"不能说,就是不能说" 管理员:kao,不能说就滚……
花了我一晚上写出来的情书,累死了!!!!!!!!! To Romeo:You are my Romeo forever!!!! You are kind and humor, loyal and generous. You can be responsible to everything you done. You do not escape from troubles. You are a mountain that makes me feel safe. You are the sea that makes me feel happy. I am a fish; you are water. If I leave you, I will not survive. Maybe you are the fish; I am water. When you are crying, the tears came into my heart. In the rest of our times, I will go with you to everywhere you want. Like two butterflies, they always fly together. They do not leave each other. We will be the butterflies. We look up to the stars. We go out from the forest. We enjoy our memories. We share our sorrow and happiness… We will be together. I want to be with you forever.I am the mouse; you are the rice. I will love you forever. I am the bird; you are the sky. I will fly into your heart. I am the cake; you are the sugar. You make me feel sweet. I am the milk; you are the bread. Eat together could taste better… We stay together would be happy. Our loves might be perfect. You and I are in the house, never mind if the house is cold. Never mind if the house is small… When we are in the house, it will be warm and bright, because it is a new family.Fish would never leave water until she die. The fish would never leave water unless she cries. The fish is still missing water when she was fried. Water said: “I know, because you are in my heart.” I want to be the fish; you are my water. You are the most important one in my life. But I am not the fish. You are not water. Our story might not be that perfect, that great. Maybe I won’t know my pain, my sorrow until I die. I know love is always imperfect. Though it is nice, but it is also painful. When we got in trouble, when we face some problems, when we have to shoulder many pressures… We might be afraid. Maybe you are wind; I am sand. You blow me away. Maybe I am ice; you are fire. You melted me down… But I do not care about those problems. I just want to stay with you as long as possible!!!!!!!!________________________________________________________________________说实话,写得很不好~不过没办法,我也是被逼得~
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