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新车刚提不到两个月有点想问一下的新车刚提不到两个月，最近一周开车都很慢，不到40码，因为距离比较近，所以没开的很快。昨晚开始发现速度在20码低速行驶的时候，车子好像会摇来摇去的，而且松开油门之后，感觉比以前降速还快，不知道是不是有问题了？还是帝豪车子本来就这样，只是我昨晚才注意到了？自我感觉昨晚之前都很好开的，一点问题都没有啊、就是起步慢一些。

刚刚S档2档开了很久才发现刚刚堵车然后切换到了S档2档来开，然后没堵车了，忘记换成D档了，踩了油门，然后发动机很大声的响，看着转速都超过5000多转了，不知道什么原因。。。后来才忽然想起来忘记换挡了。。。马上换成了D档，正常了。。。。请问我一只高转速开了有5分钟左右，对新车会有影响吗？

卡片掉入后面那个槽里面了，怎么取出来今天写了个卡片 “临时停靠请，多关照” 本来想放在车后的，然后忽然掉到那个槽里面了，不知道怎么取出来，那里有开关可以打开吗？因为是晚上拍不了图，就是下图那个凹槽。

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我认为时间没有被重置如果时间被重置，就是说观察者将不存在，那么九月就不会干扰平行世界的 walter而导致walter无法医治peter，那么这边的walter就不会去另个世界夺回来，那么 peter不可能跟 olive在一起。。。。但是结局是在一起，只是观察者没入侵而已。。。

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O(∩_∩)O哈哈~2009年8月3日22:12:39 都不在啊？？哈哈。。玩儿。。

加油咯。。。.NET .NET 一定会流行的哦。。。

思科网络学院第二学期final考试参考答案V4.0 不知题目是否是这样，分数不知多少，本人还没考过，似乎是80%以上

IIS,80端口被占用的解决方法!实验室中无法启动IIS解决 IIS,80端口被占用的解决方法cmd命令窗口输入netstat -abn ->c:/port80.txt 然后到c盘port80.txt文件中找到占用80端口的程序pid，记下pid。打开任务管理器，点击“查看”/选择列，勾选“PID(进程标识符)”，然后单击“进程”标签，找到80端口对应的pid，就可以看到是那个程序占用的了，更改这个程序的port，再重启这个程序，使更改生效。再次启动iis。

微机0809实验源程序模数转换第一种： .model tiny extrn display8:near PA EQU 0F000H .stack 100 .data buf DB 8 dup(10H) .code main proc farstart: mov ax,@data mov ds,ax MOV AX, 0 CALL CONVERTLOP1:MOV AX, 0MOV CX, 50START1: PUSH AX MOV DX,PA MOV AL, 0 OUT DX, AL CALL DELAY IN AL, DX MOV BL, AL POP AX ADD AL, BL ADC AH, 0 LOOP START1 MOV BL, 50 DIV BL CALL CONVERT JMP LOP1 CONVERT PROC NEARMOVBL, ALMOVAH, ALANDAL, 0fh MOVCL, 4RORAH, CLANDAH, 0fhLEASI, BUFMOV[SI+4], ALMOV[SI+5],AHMOVAX, 5000MOVBH, 0ffhDIVBHMULBLMOVBL, 97DIVBLMOVBL, AHMOVAH, 0PUSHAXMOVAL, BLMOVBL, 10DIVBLMOVBH, ALPOPAXDIVBLMOV[SI], BHMOV[SI+1], AHMOV[SI+2], ALCALLDisplay8RET CONVERT ENDP delay proc near push cx MOV CX,0FFFH LOOP $ POP CX ret delay endp end start

思科网络学院final考试参考答案V4.0 ENetwork Final Exam - Network Fundamentals2008年04月15日星期二 08:45Take Assessment - ENetwork Final Exam - Network Fundamentals (Version 4.0) 1Refer to the exhibit. What function does router RT_A need to provide to allow Internet access for hosts in this network?***address translationDHCP servicesftpdweb server2Refer to the exhibit. Which two statements describe the information that is represented in the header? (Choose two.)This is a server response.The UDP protocol is being used.***The destination port indicates a Telnet session.***The return segment will contain a source port of 23.The next session originated from the client of this session will use the source port number 13358.3Refer to the exhibit. Cable 1 and cable 2 have the ends wired for specific physical layer requirements. The table lists each segment by number and the cable which has been installed by the network technician between the network components on that segment. From the data given, which segments have the correct cable installed? (Choose three.)***segment1segment2***segment3***segment4segment54Refer to the exhibit. A router, whose table is shown, receives a packet that is destined for 192.168.1.4. How will router treat the packet?The packet will be dropped.The packet will be forwarded via FastEthernet 0/0. The packet will be forwarded to the destination host. ***The packet will be forwarded to the 192.168.1.3 next-hop address.5Which prompt represents the appropriate mode used for the copy running-config startup-config command ?Switch-6J>***Switch-6J#Switch-6J(config)#Switch-6J(config-if)#Switch-6J(config-line)#6Refer to the exhibit. When computer A sends a frame to computer D, what computers receive the frame?***only computer Donly computer A and computer Donly computer B, computer C, and computer Dall computers7When must a router serial interface be configured with the clock rate command?when the interface is functioning as a DTE devicewhen the interface timers have been clearedwhen the connected DTE device is shut down***when the interface is functioning as a DCE device8Which of the following are the address ranges of the private IP addresses? (Choose three.)***10.0.0.0 to 10.255.255.255200.100.50.0 to 200.100.25.255150.150.0.0 to 150.150.255.255***172.16.0.0 to 172.31.255.255***192.168.0.0 to 192.168.255.255127.16.0.0 to 127.31.255.2559Refer to the exhibit. What two facts can be determined from the information that is given? (Choose two.)***This exchange is part of the three-way handshake.The source port indicates that a Telnet session has been initiated.The data is flowing from server to client.***The destination port indicates that an HTTP session has been initiated.The data listed is associated with the transport layer.The source port does not support communication with the destination port that is listed.

java实验4 6.1class Rectangle{ private double width; private double height; static String color; public Rectangle() { double width=1; double height=1; } public Rectangle(double width,double height,String color) { this.width=width; this.height=height; this.color=color; } public double getWidth() { return width; } public void setWith(double width) { this.width=width; } public double getHeight() { return height; } public void setHeight(double height) { this.height=height; } public static String getColor() { return color; } public static void setColor(String newcolor) { color=newcolor; } public double findArea() { return width*height; } public double findPerimeter() { return 2*(width+height); }} public class Test61{ public static void main(String[] args) { Rectangle rect1=new Rectangle(4,40,"yellow"); Rectangle rect2=new Rectangle(4,40,"yellow"); System.out.println("Rectangle 1:\n"+"width: "+rect1.getWidth()+",height: "+rect1.getHeight()+",color: "+rect1.getColor()+",perimeter: "+rect1.findPerimeter()+",area: "+rect1.findArea()); System.out.println("Rectangle 2:\n"+"width: "+rect2.getWidth()+",height: "+rect2.getHeight()+",color: "+rect2.getColor()+",perimeter: "+rect2.findPerimeter()+",area: "+rect2.findArea()); }}

实时错误91，对象变量或with变量未设置 Private Sub cmdOK_Click() Dim txtSQL As String Dim mrc As ADODB.Recordset Dim MsgText As String 'ToDo: create test for correct password 'check for correct password UserName = "" If Trim(txtUserName.Text = "") Then MsgBox "没有这个用户，请重新输入用户名！", vbOKOnly + vbExclamation, "警告" txtUserName.SetFocus Else txtSQL = "select * from user_Info where user_ID = '" & txtUserName.Text & "'" Set mrc = ExecuteSQL(txtSQL, MsgText) If mrc.EOF = True Then '运行时，这里错啊。。。。 MsgBox "没有这个用户，请重新输入用户名!", vbOKOnly + vbExclamation, "警告" txtUserName.SetFocus Else If Trim(mrc.Fields(1)) = Trim(txtPassword.Text) Then OK = True mrc.Close Me.Hide UserName = Trim(txtUserName.Text) Else MsgBox "输入密码不正确，请重新输入！", vbOKOnly + vbExclamation, "警告" txtPassword.SetFocus txtPassword.Text = "" End If End If End If miCount = miCount + 1 If miCount = 3 Then Me.Hide End If Exit SubEnd Sub这是一个密码登录的窗口，我输入正确的密码，却出现了那个错误，为什么。。。还是我什么没配置好么。。。

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OS读写操作C语言代码 #include #include #include #include #include sem_t r_w_w;sem_t mutex;int readCount=0; char info[80]; int Reader(int *r_n){ int j=0; char rc[80]; while(j<10){j++; sleep(*r_n+2); sem_wait(&mutex); readCount++; if(readCount==1) { sem_wait(&r_w_w); printf("First reader(%d) has intered the CR!\n",*r_n); } sem_post(&mutex); sleep(*r_n+5); printf("The %dth(/%d) reader is reading:",*r_n,readCount); strcpy(rc,info); printf("%s\n",rc); sem_wait(&mutex); readCount--; if(readCount==0) sem_post(&r_w_w); printf("The %dth reader exit.\n",*r_n); sem_post(&mutex); }}int Writer(int *w_n) { char ws[80]; int j=0; sprintf(ws,"The information that the %dth writer writes is read",*w_n); while(j<10){j++; sleep(*w_n+1); sem_wait(&r_w_w); strcpy(info,ws); sem_post(&r_w_w); }}main(){ int i,arg; int clone_flag; char *stack; sem_init(&r_w_w,0,1); sem_init(&mutex,0,1); clone_flag=CLONE_VM|CLONE_SIGHAND |CLONE_FS|CLONE_FILES; for(i=0;i<4;i++){ arg=i+1; stack=(char *) malloc(4096); clone((void *)Writer,&(stack[4096]), clone_flag,(void *)&arg); } sleep(5); for(i=0;i<4;i++){ arg=i+1; stack=(char *) malloc(4096); clone((void *)Reader,&(stack[4096]), clone_flag,(void *)&arg); } exit(1);}

OS试验4 mkdir gggmkdir kkkcd kkkcat >f1.txtfile1 to linkln f1.txt ../ggg/f2.txtcd ../gggls -lls -icd ../kkkls -icd ..mkdir mmmcd kkkln -s f1.txt ../mmm/f3.txtcd mmmls -lls -i

画4个圆并填充环，自己做的 /* WIN-TC BGI 图形编程模板 */#include "dos.h"#include "Conio.h"#include "graphics.h"#define closegr closegraph#define Locate 300#define R1 50#define R2 80#define R3 110#define R4 140void initgr(void) /* BGI初始化 */{ int gd=DETECT,gm=0; /* 和gd=VGA,gm=VGAHI是同样效果 */ registerbgidriver(EGAVGA_driver);/* 注册BGI驱动后可以不需要.BGI文件的支持运行 */ initgraph(&gd,&gm,"");}void MidpointCircle(int r,int color,int flag){ int x,y,d; x=0; y=r; d=1-r; putpixel(y,x,color); while(x 0) { if(d<0) { d+=2*x-2*y+5; x++; y--; } else { d+=3-2*y; y--; } if(flag==0) { putpixel(Locate-x,Locate-y,color); delay(1000); putpixel(Locate+x,Locate-y,color); delay(1000); } else { putpixel(Locate-y,Locate+x,color); delay(1000); putpixel(Locate+y,Locate+x,color); delay(1000); } }}void FillCircle(int x0,int y0,int color){ int x,y; float d1,d2,d3,d4; for(y=y0-R4;y<=y0+R4;y++) for(x=x0-R4;x<=x0+R4;x++) { d1=(x-x0)*(x-x0)+(y-y0)*(y-y0)-R4*R4; d2=(x-x0)*(x-x0)+(y-y0)*(y-y0)-R3*R3; d3=(x-x0)*(x-x0)+(y-y0)*(y-y0)-R2*R2; d4=(x-x0)*(x-x0)+(y-y0)*(y-y0)-R1*R1; if(d1<=0&&d2>=0) putpixel(x,y,color); if(d3<=0&&d4>=0) putpixel(x,y,color); delay(100); }}void main(){initgr(); /* BGI初始化 */printf("计算0512 2005810049 ");MidpointCircle(R1,1,0);MidpointCircle(R1,1,1);MidpointCircle(R2,2,0);MidpointCircle(R2,2,1);MidpointCircle(R3,3,0);MidpointCircle(R3,3,1);MidpointCircle(R4,4,0);MidpointCircle(R4,4,1);getch();FillCircle(Locate,Locate,5);getch(); /* 暂停一下，看看前面绘图代码的运行结果 */closegr(); /* 恢复TEXT屏幕模式 */}

C画一条直线和一个圆 /* WIN-TC BGI 图形编程模板 */ #include "dos.h" #include "Conio.h" #include "graphics.h" #define closegr closegraph #define Locate 300 void initgr(void) /* BGI初始化 */ {int gd=DETECT,gm=0; /* 和gd=VGA,gm=VGAHI是同样效果 */ registerbgidriver(EGAVGA_driver);/* 注册BGI驱动后可以不需要.BGI文件的支持运行 */ initgraph(&gd,&gm,""); } void MidpointCircle(int r,int color,int flag) { int x,y,d; x=0; y=r; d=1-r; putpixel(y,x,color-1); while(x 0) { if(d<0) { d+=2*x-2*y+5; x++; y--; } else { d+=3-2*y; y--; } if(flag==0) { putpixel(Locate-x,Locate-y,color); delay(5000); putpixel(Locate+x,Locate-y,color); delay(5000); } else { putpixel(Locate-y,Locate+x,color); delay(5000); putpixel(Locate+y,Locate+x,color); delay(5000); } } } void DDAline(int x0,int y0,int x1,int y1,int color){int x;float dx,dy,k,y;dx=x1-x0;dy=y1-y0;k=dy/dx;y=y0;for(x=x0;x<=x1;x++){putpixel(x,(int)(y+0.5),color);y=y+k;delay(5000);}}void main() { initgr(); /* BGI初始化 */ printf("计算0512 2005810049 ");MidpointCircle(100,3,0);MidpointCircle(100,3,1);DDAline(100,100,400,400,5);getch(); /* 暂停一下，看看前面绘图代码的运行结果 */ closegr(); /* 恢复TEXT屏幕模式 */ }

C画一个圆并填充 /* WIN-TC BGI 图形编程模板 */ #include "dos.h" #include "Conio.h" #include "graphics.h" #define closegr closegraph #define Locate 300 void initgr(void) /* BGI初始化 */ {int gd=DETECT,gm=0; /* 和gd=VGA,gm=VGAHI是同样效果 */ registerbgidriver(EGAVGA_driver);/* 注册BGI驱动后可以不需要.BGI文件的支持运行 */ initgraph(&gd,&gm,""); } void MidpointCircle(int r,int color,int flag) { int x,y,d; x=0; y=r; d=1-r; putpixel(y,x,color-1); while(x 0) { if(d<0) { d+=2*x-2*y+5; x++; y--; } else { d+=3-2*y; y--; } if(flag==0) { putpixel(Locate-x,Locate-y,color); delay(10000); putpixel(Locate+x,Locate-y,color); delay(10000); } else { putpixel(Locate-y,Locate+x,color); delay(10000); putpixel(Locate+y,Locate+x,color); delay(10000); } } } void FeelCircle(int CircleX,int CircleY,int r,int color) { int x,y; float d; x=CircleX-r; y=CircleY+r; for(y=CircleY-r;y<=CircleY+r;y++) for(x=CircleX-r;x<=CircleX+r;x++) { d=(x-CircleX)*(x-CircleX)+(y-CircleY)*(y-CircleY)-r*r; if(d<=0) { putpixel(x,y,color); delay(100); } } } void main() { initgr(); /* BGI初始化 */ printf("计算0512 2005810049 某某同学"); MidpointCircle(100,35,0); MidpointCircle(100,35,1); getch(); FeelCircle(Locate,Locate,100,29); getch(); /* 暂停一下，看看前面绘图代码的运行结果 */ closegr(); /* 恢复TEXT屏幕模式 */ }

java.applet编译模板

java画矩形，圆和椭圆 import java.awt.*;import javax.swing.*;public class oval extends JFrame{ public static void main(String args[]){ new oval().setVisible(true);}public void paint(Graphics g){ setSize(399,399);//设置窗口大小g.drawOval(100,90,70,70);//圆g.drawOval(201,110,70,120);//椭圆g.drawRect(50,50,50,30);//长方形 this.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE); //点击关闭，则关闭并退出整个程序 //this.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.DISPOSE_ON_CLOSE);// 关闭当前窗口}}

java窗体显示字符串 import java.awt.*;import java.awt.event.*;import javax.swing.*;public class hello extends JFrame{ public static void main(String args[]){ new hello().setVisible(true);}public void paint(Graphics g){ setSize(400,400);g.drawString("世界，你好",186,200); this.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.EXIT_ON_CLOSE); //点击关闭，则关闭并退出整个程序 //this.setDefaultCloseOperation(JFrame.DISPOSE_ON_CLOSE);// 关闭当前窗口}}

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新视野大学英语4课后翻译 UNIT 3You are legally entitled to take faulty goods back to the store where you purchased them, but you are supposed to account for why you want to do so. You only need to fill out a form to get your membership, which entitles you to a discount on goods. One year ago, the car dealer tried to drum up buyers by offering good services. Now, his business is thriving. The crime was looked into carefully before he was convicted of murder. I called the Freeway Service Patrol for help after my car broke down on the freeway. Twenty minutes later, they came to my rescue and left a $ 150 receipt. Faced with the threat of losing their jobs, these workers yielded to the management's advice and went back to work . The middle-aged man who took the boy bled the father for $20,000 as a compensation for the loss of his company. The man living on welfare began to set up his own market, one step at a time and his business is thriving. UNIT 4By installing the latest wireless transmission systems, a parade of urban centers and industrial zones from Beijing to Budapest are stepping directly into the Information Age. Widespread access to information technology promises to condense the time required to change from labor-intensive assembly work to industries that involve engineering, marketing and design. Modern communications will give countries like China and Vietnam a huge advantage over countries stuck with old technologies. There is little dispute that communications will be a key factor separating the winners from the losers. The economy of the country is stuck in recession and it barely has the money to scratch the surface of the problem. Businesses eager for reliable service are willing to pay a significantly high price tag for a wireless call. Having an operation there is like having an endless pile of money at your disposal. For countries that have lagged behind for so long, the temptation to move ahead in one jump is hard to resist. UNIT 5Poets and philosophers all speak highly of themselves for seeking out solitude, from which they can draw inspiration. A humble person tends to suffer from solitude, feeling himself inadequate company, longing for others to be around. The widowed old lady was so lonely that she would talk at length to the strangers in the supermarket about her pets. The condition of loneliness rises and falls, but our need to talk goes on forever - the need of telling someone the daily succession of small observations and opinions. To a person living alone, it's important to stay rational and settle down and make himself comfortable, and find some grace and pleasure in his condition. If you live with other people, their temporary absence can be refreshing. Scientific surveys show that those who live alone talk at length to themselves and their pets and the television. It's important to stop waiting and settle down and make ourselves comfortable, at

考试还没有结束哎。。考试还在进行。。。

哈哈。。我自己的天地。。。哈哈。。。这好像是我自己的天地。。真好。。。

为什么都没人来顶贴。。。留下你的QQ。。。。

快要考试了。。。快要考试了。。。现在才觉得吧主也是不好当的。。每天都要来处理帖子。。。哎。。不经历风雨怎么见彩虹。。。考试也是这样的。。。

【公务】本吧吧规（必看！）兼垃圾帖举报站！笑傲心扬贴吧吧规（不看者后果自负）一说明：1.前缀【公务】表明此帖是公务帖，公务帖只有吧主或吧主授权才可以发，其他擅自发的一律删除。二重要吧规（必看）： 1.申请小吧主,来帖吧时间以及ID注册时间30天以上，发帖数50以上（水帖无效），主要条件:保证每周至少来一次处理事务。提交帖子申请后,等待审核。 2.对大小吧主有意见可以发信息或者用QQ联系直接提出意见，如吧主执意不改并对帖吧造成极坏影响可对其进行投票弹劾。 3.禁止在帖吧内发帖、回复骂人、诽谤他人等言语，不听劝告及警告者将对其进行封ID处理，严重者进行封Ip处理。 4.对于大小吧主重发贴的限制,帖子的主题必须是有意义值得谈论的,否则不给予重发(切记) 。 9.对小吧主没请假多日不来管理,且经常被投诉,将给予警告,三次将撤除职位。希望各位吧友及有关人员能配合!谢谢吧主QQ: 笑傲心扬QQ:569594079

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【山盟海誓】突然想问如果山山和紫紫同时掉水里，你们先救谁？看了下面的文章之后，我突然想问那些就是山楂又是紫迷的朋友：如果山山和紫紫同时掉水里，你们先救谁？（如果难以回答，可以参考一下下面的文章。。。）女人经常会问:我和你老妈同时掉在了水里先救谁呢让我们来看看古人是怎么做的...孟子：从小死了老爸，老妈拉扯我不容易，为了让我健康成长，又搬了三次的家，给我吃好的穿好的为得就是让我有出息。老妈和老婆落水当然先救老妈了，万恶淫为首，百善孝为先嘛！老婆死了我可以再找一个，老妈死了可不能再找一个，再找一个那就是後妈了。听说後妈没几个好的。「世上只有妈妈好，没妈的孩子像根草。老妈，我来救你了」。扑通一声孟子跳下了水。周幽王：老婆和老妈落水了当然得先救老婆了。想当年俺为了逗亲爱的褒姒笑一笑，连江山都不要了，连自己的小命都不要了，何况是老妈？再说这死老太婆在立太子的时侯老是偏向俺弟弟，害得俺差点都没当成太子。「情深深雨蒙蒙，我对你的爱很深，褒姒我来救你了。」周幽王扑通一声跳进了水里。刘备：兄弟如手足，老婆如衣服，衣服破尚可补，手足断安可续？只要俺二弟和三弟没掉水里就行了，其它人俺可不管他。「老婆，老妈。你们死的好惨呀！」刘备一头栽在河边上嚎嚎大哭起来。曹操：宁叫我负天下人，休叫天下人负我。管它是老婆还是老妈了，只要不是我掉水里就行了。「轻轻的我走了，正如我轻轻的来，我挥一挥手，不带走一片云彩。」曹操哼著诗提著剑慢慢的走远了。屈原：这个世界太黑暗了，这个国家太腐败了，活著也没啥意思，不如都死了乾净，沧浪之水清兮，可以濯吾缨，沧浪之水浊兮，可以濯吾足。投身于河水中倒是一个挺好的归宿。「现在的一片天，是肮脏的一片天，星星在文明的天空里再也看不见老婆，老妈，我和你们一起死」屈原一边唱著一边跳进了水里。庄子：生又何欢，死又何哀？其始而本无生；非徒无生也，而本无形；非徒无形也。老妈和老婆死了就死好了，不过是从有形的元气状态回到了无形的元气状态，有啥好伤心的呢？救他们干啥呢？谁都不救啦！「对面的女孩看过来，看过来，看过来。」庄子分开著双腿像簸箕一样坐著，手中拿著一个瓦缶，边敲边唱，看著老婆和老妈慢慢地淹没在水中，满脸快快乐乐的样子。和砷：老婆和老妈落水就落水吧，反正我爱的是钱，钱就是我的老婆，钱就是我的亲妈。我说老婆和老妈呀，你们就不能穿差一点的衣服再掉到河里呀，可惜了你们头上的那些金钗手饰呀！「有啥你别有病，没啥你别没钱。」和呻一边看著他老婆和老妈慢慢地沉下去一边叹息著。王勃：手心手背都是肉，老婆是自己最爱的人，老妈是自己最亲的人，怎么办呢？不管它，先跳下去，看看离谁最近就先救谁吧。王勃扑通一声跳了下去。「不好，我忘了自己不会游泳了。」王勃咕噜噜地喝了几口水，也慢慢地沉了下去。一代才子王勃就是因为此事溺水而死的。孙悟空：俺是从石头缝里蹦出来的，没有老妈。所以不存在老妈落水的问题；俺是个和尚，没有老婆。所以不存在老婆落水的问题。不存在老妈落水的问题，也不存在老婆落水的问题，就更不会存在老妈和老婆同时落水的问题玩笑人生，玩转人间！！记得回帖哟！