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【冷】笑话 1.一只公鹿,它走着走着,越走越快,最后它变成了高速公路(鹿)!!!! 2.两只番茄过马路,一辆汽车飞驰而过,其中一只闪避不及被压扁,另一个番茄指着被压扁的番茄大笑道:挖哈哈哈,番茄酱… 3.大灰狼说:“我要吃了你!!!” 你们猜,怎么了? 结果大灰狼就把小羊吃了. 4.石头和年糕打架,石头飞起一脚就把年糕踢进了大海………… 从前有一对恋人私定终生,但是男生需要服兵役,便和女生定下誓言,给了女生一枚钻石戒,并许诺在三年后的今天与那女生碰面,到时候,那枚戒指作为婚戒. 好不容易3年过去了,女生一直在等男生,却一直等不到,她伤心过度,绝望的她把钻戒扔入大海,远走他乡.可是,那男生其实也一直在等那女孩,可是,女孩误解了约会地点,于是便永远的成为了遗憾.男生伤心欲绝…过了几年,男生出外钓鱼,猜猜看他钓到了什么? 年糕!!! 5 台湾什么时候会想要统一? 买方便面的时候 6.一块三分熟的牛排和一块5分熟的牛排在大街上遇到了,为什么他们没打招呼呢??(假设他们会说话) 因为……………….. 因为…………………… 因为他们都不熟啊~~~~~~~~ 7.我最讨厌两种人: 一是有种族歧视的; 二是黑人; 三是不识数的 8一群动物开完PARTY後,冲进7-11便利商店买东西,因为太吵,结果都被店员打了出来,却独留小羊在店裏面,请问是为什麽? 便利商店24小时不打烊啊 ……… 9小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,问:“老板,你们有没有一百个小面包啊?” 老板:“啊,真抱歉,没有那么多” “这样啊。。。”小白兔垂头丧气地走了。第二天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板,有没有一百个小面包啊?” 老板:“对不起,还是没有啊” “这样啊。。。”小白兔又垂头丧气地走了。第三天,小白兔蹦蹦跳跳到面包房,“老板,有没有一百个小面包啊?” 老板高兴的说:“有了,有了,今天我们有一百个小面包了!!” 小白兔掏出钱:“太好了,我买两个!” 10.小明说:「阿康,问你“有一只鲨鱼吃下了一颗绿豆,结果它变成了什么“?」 阿康说:「我不知道,答案是什么?」 小明说:「嘿!嘿!答案是“绿豆沙(绿豆鲨)“,你很笨喔!」 11.老师问一同学怎么减少白色污染? 同学答:把饭盒做成蓝色. 12.飞机上,一位空中小姐问一个小女孩说:“为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢?“ 小女孩回答到:“我知道,因为星星会’闪’啊!“ 13.有一只北极熊和一只企鹅在一起耍,企鹅把身上的毛一根一根地拔了下来,拔完之后,对北极熊说:“好冷哦!“北极熊听了,也把自己身上的毛一根一根地拔了下来,转头对企鹅说:“果然很冷!“ 14 美国人∶你看过木头做的杯子吗? 中国人∶没有! 美国人∶那为什麽你们中国字的“杯“是木字旁? 中国人∶“杯“字旁边不是有个“不“字吗!也就是说它不是木头做的。
【翻译】BYE BYE BYE 歌手:Nsync [Bye Bye ByeThanks HoneyBye, bye, bye (bye, bye)Bye, byebye,byeOh, I'm doing this tonightYou're probably gonna start a fightI know this can't be rightHey baby come onI loved you endlesslyWhen you weren't there for meSo now it's time to leaveAnd make it aloneI know that I can't take no moreIt ain't no lieI wanna see you out that doorBaby, bye, bye, bye(Bye, bye)Don't wanna be a fool for youJust another player in your game for twoYou may hate meBut it ain't no lieBaby bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)Don't really wanna make it toughI just wanna tell you that I had enoughMight sound crazyBut it ain't no lieBaby bye, bye, bye!!Just hit me with the truth And girl you're more than welcome toSo give me one good reasonBaby, come onI lived for you and meAnd now I've really come to seeThat life would be much better...Once you're goneI know that I can't take no moreIt ain't no lieI wanna see you out that doorBaby, bye, bye, bye(Bye, bye)Don't wanna be a fool for youJust another player in your game for twoYou may hate meBut it ain't no lieBaby bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)Don't really wanna make it toughI just wanna tell you that I had enoughMight sound crazyBut it ain't no lieBaby bye, bye, bye!!I'm giving up I know for sureI don't wanna be the reason for your love no more(Bye, bye)I'm checking outI'm signing offI don't wanna be the loserAnd I've had enoughI don't wanna be your foolIn this game for twoSo I'm leaving you behindBye, bye, bye yeahI don't wanna make it tough (make it tough)But I've had enoughAnd it ain't no lieBye, bye babyDon't wanna be a fool for youJust another player in your game for twoI don't wanna be your foolBut it ain't no lieBaby bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)I don't wanna make it tough (make it tough)I just wanna tell you that I had enoughMight sound crazyBut it ain't no lieBaby bye, bye, bye!!
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