费得·苏克的个人资料

【原创】剪刀又是新的一天，你盘算着吃一袋薯片。它除了油脂比较高，氯化钠也多——但是谁在意呢？它美味，这就足够了。但是你今天好像运气不好：你发现你这一袋很难撕开。这个时候怎么办？我们都知道这个简单的问题的答案：使用一把剪刀！是的，所以你也自然知道这个问题的答案，你打开抽屉，开始搜索剪刀。然后呢，你没有找到剪刀。你怀疑你自己是上次用完了，顺手放在了其他的什么地方，可能是你的床头柜，可能是餐桌上——甚至可能在鞋架上。你开始四处找这把剪刀，但是在你找过你觉得它可能存在的所有地方后，你一无所获。你决定放弃它，试试看用上帝给你的人体附带的剪刀：你的牙齿，来搞定这包薯片。但是当你拿起薯片后，魔法/奇迹发生了：剪刀不偏不倚的被压在薯片下。你一拍脑门，一边笑自己的愚蠢，一边用剪刀打开薯片，然后把剪刀安稳的放在抽屉里，并且告诉你自己下次要用它就来这里拿。第二天，你又遇到了什么事情，又准备用剪刀了。你记得昨天把它放在了抽屉里，然后你打开抽屉搜索剪刀——奇怪，你清楚的记得它被放在这，但是现实是它没有在抽屉里。你觉得肯定是你昨天记错了，于是你准备坐下来，好好想想它被放在哪了。你因为找了各种地方都没有找到它，你开始怀疑它是不是被放在了床上，或者沙发上这样的地方。你很担心，因为这意味着每次你坐下都有可能被它扎中——这可不是小事，如果你坐下的很快的话，它很可能在你坐下的时候扎穿你——这是严肃的话题，因为它会让你的血管破裂，然后你会大出血，然后如果你不能及时的前往医院的话，你会死于失血。害怕了吗？快找到它。在它扎穿你之前找到它，然后牢牢的把它锁住或者放在你视线可以看到的地方，不要再乱放它。啊...你会当做一个玩笑是不是？那就不要理会它....直到在60天后，它突然插在你的喉咙上。

【重返】又回来玩TF2了~ ID：Lance·Rifleman 之前的ID是Alto·Clef，应该有人见过我.... 隔了一年又重新来玩了

【OC】TeamForce2——#0补给箱 1楼留空，太长发在1楼会被秒删

【渣翻】NES哥斯拉漫画

求助：找一集Moe的酒吧改成雪茄吧的辛普森如题，记得巴尼猛吸了一大口然后一根雪茄就没了

【研究】关于dummy的武器伤害一楼留空，主要采用双开后射击无持枪人物测试

看你们都有刀这是我的刀....放了个可乐做比例对比

【聊天记录】与Swain的对话 [2014/8/26 22:13:03] YiMeng Miao: I am the YiMeng Miao,form china*s guy [2014/8/26 22:13:40] Michael Swain: hello there [2014/8/26 22:13:48] YiMeng Miao: Hello! [2014/8/26 22:13:49] Michael Swain: how are you today? [2014/8/26 22:13:53] YiMeng Miao: Is fine [2014/8/26 22:14:05] Michael Swain: i am glad. thank you again for helping our project! [2014/8/26 22:14:05] YiMeng Miao: I am very happy I can join this project [2014/8/26 22:14:11] YiMeng Miao: Haha I should [2014/8/26 22:14:16] YiMeng Miao: I love madness combat [2014/8/26 22:14:31] YiMeng Miao: So now I see this project [2014/8/26 22:14:34] Michael Swain: haha i*m glad! i was a fan of madness combat before krinkels and i met [2014/8/26 22:14:44] Michael Swain: finally we became friends and started to work together [2014/8/26 22:14:47] Michael Swain: and now here we are [2014/8/26 22:15:09] YiMeng Miao: I can*t belive I can talk to you and krinkels...... [2014/8/26 22:15:19] YiMeng Miao: That was AWESOME! [2014/8/26 22:15:46] YiMeng Miao: Btw what about now? [2014/8/26 22:16:10] Michael Swain: we*re really looking forward to it. when the time comes, we can talk about anything at all that you like [2014/8/26 22:16:24] Michael Swain: krinkels isn*t in philadelphia right now, he*s at a convention promoting our project [2014/8/26 22:17:41] Michael Swain: so the way kickstarter does the rewards is like this: once the 29 days are over, and we see if the project hit its funding goal, we start putting together all the rewards for all the backers who helped us out so much [2014/8/26 22:18:02] YiMeng Miao: That was AWESOME! [2014/8/26 22:18:14] Michael Swain: if for some reason the project does not succeed, i promise that krinkels and i will still skype with you [2014/8/26 22:18:40] YiMeng Miao: ok..... [2014/8/26 22:18:45] Michael Swain: we*re very grateful to anyone who puts so much into helping us make Project Nexus 2, and that especially includes you [2014/8/26 22:18:59] YiMeng Miao: PN2 will be awesome [2014/8/26 22:19:04] YiMeng Miao: I think [2014/8/26 22:19:08] Michael Swain: i know :) we*re working very hard on it [2014/8/26 22:19:15] Michael Swain: and we won*t release it until it*s *perfect* [2014/8/26 22:19:18] YiMeng Miao: Btw in the really game could I see some blood? [2014/8/26 22:19:57] Michael Swain: we*re thinking we*ll let players set how much blood appears in the final game, so if you like red and yellow splats everywhere, you can do that [2014/8/26 22:20:11] YiMeng Miao: That was grate [2014/8/26 22:20:37] YiMeng Miao: Btw in china have a lot of people like Madness Combat [2014/8/26 22:20:48] Michael Swain: really? i did not know that [2014/8/26 22:20:52] Michael Swain: are your friends fans? [2014/8/26 22:21:01] YiMeng Miao: Some people made short movie [2014/8/26 22:21:08] Michael Swain: is it on newgrounds? [2014/8/26 22:21:22] YiMeng Miao: A lot of people made cartoon [2014/8/26 22:21:25] YiMeng Miao: Nope [2014/8/26 22:21:31] YiMeng Miao: In china*s webpage [2014/8/26 22:21:34] YiMeng Miao: Do you want see? [2014/8/26 22:22:34] YiMeng Miao: Cuz they don*t konw how to upload they to NG [2014/8/26 22:22:55] YiMeng Miao: So just can upload at the small webpage.... [2014/8/26 22:23:09] Michael Swain: ohh right, NG was blocked in China wasnt it [2014/8/26 22:23:15] Michael Swain: sure, if you have a link [2014/8/26 22:23:19] YiMeng Miao: Ok [2014/8/26 22:23:25] YiMeng Miao: Let me chose a good for you [2014/8/26 22:24:14] YiMeng Miao: Cuz something good something bad..... [2014/8/26 22:25:10] YiMeng Miao: Let me show some guns for you frist [2014/8/26 22:25:17] YiMeng Miao: http://tieba.baidu.com/p/3170704459 [2014/8/26 22:25:23] YiMeng Miao: Like those [2014/8/26 22:26:16] YiMeng Miao: Could you open this link? [2014/8/26 22:26:20] Michael Swain: i will try [2014/8/26 22:26:40] Michael Swain: do you know if they are Flash files or video files? [2014/8/26 22:27:01] YiMeng Miao: Flash [2014/8/26 22:27:12] YiMeng Miao: We all use flash to made movie or something [2014/8/26 22:28:35] Michael Swain: oh, i may have to watch it later then, i can*t open flash on my mobile phone [2014/8/26 22:28:50] YiMeng Miao: Ah ok [2014/8/26 22:28:53] Michael Swain: when i can open it on my computer later today i will do it [2014/8/26 22:29:00] Michael Swain: i*ll bookmark it so i don*t forget [2014/8/26 22:29:07] YiMeng Miao: Can you see the picture? [2014/8/26 22:30:29] Michael Swain: yeah there it is, it*s big orange pictures with all the guns [2014/8/26 22:30:35] Michael Swain: that*s a lot of weapons [2014/8/26 22:30:36] YiMeng Miao: Yes [2014/8/26 22:31:21] YiMeng Miao: Want see some comic? [2014/8/26 22:31:33] YiMeng Miao: We got a lot of those..... [2014/8/26 22:31:52] Michael Swain: sure, love to [2014/8/26 22:31:54] YiMeng Miao: Although they are chiese not english [2014/8/26 22:32:03] YiMeng Miao: But you can try see it [2014/8/26 22:32:09] Michael Swain: YiMeng, what time is it over there for you? [2014/8/26 22:32:12] Michael Swain: maybe 10 PM? [2014/8/26 22:32:36] YiMeng Miao: USA*s 10PM? [2014/8/26 22:32:47] YiMeng Miao: Ah I don*t in there...... [2014/8/26 22:32:57] Michael Swain: oh ok. it*s 10:30AM over here [2014/8/26 22:33:06] YiMeng Miao: AM6-11 I am here [2014/8/26 22:33:18] YiMeng Miao: Cuz I go home is china time pm5 [2014/8/26 22:33:33] Michael Swain: okay so it*s not that late [2014/8/26 22:33:46] Michael Swain: but if you have those comics, i*d love to see them [2014/8/26 22:33:51] YiMeng Miao: ok [2014/8/26 22:33:52] YiMeng Miao: http://tieba.baidu.com/p/1979798360 [2014/8/26 22:33:58] YiMeng Miao: Like this one [2014/8/26 22:34:06] YiMeng Miao: I fell this one is good one... [2014/8/26 22:34:23] YiMeng Miao: If you can understand those chinese you will enjoy it [2014/8/26 22:34:48] YiMeng Miao: This story is for china gang*s something [2014/8/26 22:35:50] YiMeng Miao: http://tieba.baidu.com/p/2395616032 [2014/8/26 22:35:56] YiMeng Miao: And this one,more like a RPG game [2014/8/26 22:37:50] Michael Swain: yeah it*s true that i don*t understand the words, but i like that guy with the sword [2014/8/26 22:37:52] Michael Swain: in the first link [2014/8/26 22:38:01] YiMeng Miao: Yes [2014/8/26 22:38:10] YiMeng Miao: And is china gang battle [2014/8/26 22:38:18] YiMeng Miao: Anather one more like RPG game [2014/8/26 22:40:21] YiMeng Miao: Any way how about you think that？ [2014/8/26 22:40:45] Michael Swain: i am looking up the second one [2014/8/26 22:40:48] Michael Swain: let*s see here [2014/8/26 22:41:02] YiMeng Miao: ok [2014/8/26 22:41:55] Michael Swain: it loads slowly for me, probably because of the distance [2014/8/26 22:42:25] Michael Swain: ok there it is [2014/8/26 22:42:33] Michael Swain: i like the green in this [2014/8/26 22:42:42] Michael Swain: feels like green would have been a good color to use in madness [2014/8/26 22:42:57] YiMeng Miao: Yes I agree [2014/8/26 22:43:32] YiMeng Miao: Some person use full color*s thing use iin they*s comic [2014/8/26 22:43:44] YiMeng Miao: That will be looking...uh....feel bad [2014/8/26 22:44:38] Michael Swain: what do you mean? [2014/8/26 22:45:21] YiMeng Miao: Just some people use too much anather color at they*s madness comic [2014/8/26 22:46:20] YiMeng Miao: Btw sorry about my english.... [2014/8/26 22:47:26] YiMeng Miao: Btw try click“只看楼主” [2014/8/26 22:47:49] YiMeng Miao: You can block anather useless word [2014/8/26 22:48:04] YiMeng Miao: And I got a good news [2014/8/26 22:48:29] Michael Swain: your english is pretty good, i can understand most of what you mean [2014/8/26 22:48:44] YiMeng Miao: A lot of chiese want donation for MPN2 [2014/8/26 22:48:47] Michael Swain: and i don*t mind, i don*t know any mandarin or cantonese at all [2014/8/26 22:49:04] Michael Swain: is it hard to donate to kickstarter from china? [2014/8/26 22:50:57] YiMeng Miao: And did you every had see"LiuZiRui1122"? [2014/8/26 22:51:16] YiMeng Miao: We all want give monry for this project [2014/8/26 22:51:22] YiMeng Miao: But the point is.... [2014/8/26 22:51:52] YiMeng Miao: We are not every one all have paypal,visa..... [2014/8/26 22:52:03] Michael Swain: i know. i wish there was a better way [2014/8/26 22:52:13] Michael Swain: when kickstarter is done, we*re going to open up other things like paypal for people to donate [2014/8/26 22:52:19] Michael Swain: so it will be possible to help after kickstarter is finished [2014/8/26 22:52:50] YiMeng Miao: Ok [2014/8/26 22:53:10] YiMeng Miao: Now is I was trying help they give money for this project [2014/8/26 22:53:17] YiMeng Miao: Cuz I have Mastercard [2014/8/26 22:53:23] YiMeng Miao: They give me money [2014/8/26 22:53:28] YiMeng Miao: I give MPN2 help [2014/8/26 22:53:37] YiMeng Miao: That was I am trying do*s thing [2014/8/26 22:55:15] Michael Swain: we really appreciate it. i can*t wait for Krinkels to come home and see the big pledge you gave the game [2014/8/26 22:55:46] Michael Swain: when we do our skype call, if you want your friends who gave you money to be there too, that is good too [2014/8/26 22:55:57] YiMeng Miao: Ok [2014/8/26 22:56:11] YiMeng Miao: Now let me see [2014/8/26 22:56:17] YiMeng Miao: Who want pay for me [2014/8/26 22:56:45] YiMeng Miao: And let me collection they [2014/8/26 22:56:53] YiMeng Miao: And pay for MPN2 [2014/8/26 22:58:02] Michael Swain: you are a very big help [2014/8/26 22:58:06] Michael Swain: do you get steam in china? [2014/8/26 22:58:15] YiMeng Miao: Steam? [2014/8/26 22:58:16] YiMeng Miao: Sure [2014/8/26 22:58:17] Michael Swain: Steam, the game network by Valve [2014/8/26 22:58:19] YiMeng Miao: I useing it [2014/8/26 22:58:22] Michael Swain: ok good [2014/8/26 22:58:23] YiMeng Miao: I konw [2014/8/26 22:58:29] Michael Swain: because the game will be available on there [2014/8/26 22:58:33] YiMeng Miao: That stuff is good at china [2014/8/26 22:58:36] Michael Swain: and i want to make sure you get your copies [2014/8/26 22:58:36] YiMeng Miao: I see [2014/8/26 22:58:43] YiMeng Miao: I vote"Yes"for this game! [2014/8/26 22:58:47] Michael Swain: thank you :) [2014/8/26 22:59:01] YiMeng Miao: My friends did it too [2014/8/26 22:59:05] Michael Swain: in fact, if the kickstarter is successful, i*ll give you a bunch of copies of the game. you*re very helpful [2014/8/26 22:59:15] Michael Swain: and we need that help [2014/8/26 22:59:39] YiMeng Miao: Ah really? [2014/8/26 22:59:52] YiMeng Miao: My friends konw I was angel backer [2014/8/26 23:00:00] YiMeng Miao: They all say"Hey give me the game~" [2014/8/26 23:00:08] Michael Swain: of course, your reward comes with 3 copies automatically but i*ll give you plenty more. i am very happy to do that for you [2014/8/26 23:00:19] YiMeng Miao: WTF...... [2014/8/26 23:00:24] YiMeng Miao: I should say thanks for you! [2014/8/26 23:00:34] Michael Swain: it is krinkels and me who must thank you [2014/8/26 23:00:48] Michael Swain: how many friends so far have helped give you money? [2014/8/26 23:00:49] YiMeng Miao: Haha I am very happy for do this [2014/8/26 23:00:59] YiMeng Miao: You mean 2500? [2014/8/26 23:01:01] YiMeng Miao: My self [2014/8/26 23:01:34] Michael Swain: i think your generosity deserves many copies of the game [2014/8/26 23:01:41] Michael Swain: i can*t wait for the game to be done so i can give them to you :) [2014/8/26 23:02:01] Michael Swain: and you can decide who of your friends deserves to have one ;) [2014/8/26 23:02:04] YiMeng Miao: We all can*t wait for play this AWESOMe game [2014/8/26 23:02:55] YiMeng Miao: Btw could I see myself in MPN2*s somewear? [2014/8/26 23:03:30] Michael Swain: when we do our skype call, you*ll get to see the game while it*s in progress, and you can help us make changes

【征集】所有想为MPN2计划捐款的人来这填写一下信息 1：你的ID 2：你要捐赠多少

I am the Doctor

军团要塞2这次更新的饰品之前还出过11的领结，结果这次更新就有第4任的围巾了~

【提问】关于东方MOD安装位置如题

【转图】今天看见的一张“全球离奇婚礼”图

今天玩犹大，结果得到了很多healthup...... 这是第四个health up...

围观

求助，如何使用win8来玩英雄3 RT，换了win8，结果下载之后选兼容模式会在点进单人游戏后死机，直接运行会自动关闭

【求助】有关双管尿弹的问题如题，卡的问题已解决，现在问题是如果装2发有很大几率尿弹.....但是如果装一发绝对不会尿

【求助】双管打开后卡住 RT，若有人会维修请告知怎么做

【新人】今天刚拿到的伞兵和换了弹夹的双模

【新人】刚入坑，全部家当就这些尚有一把橙冰透横冲一把死拽夫一把复仇一把机枪在路上

只是很普通的亲戚在睡觉的时候被我照下来了

【Roll】有关Roll结果所有在贴子里被回复中奖的吧友，请加Theroland1领取钥匙 PS：忘记是5个全通知了还是只通知了4个

【Roll】29-30 5KEYS 原因： 1：之前从未贡献过任何东西 2：快新年了每人最多刷2楼，附上ID或者主页链接要求：1：对你没什么坏印象 2：游戏时间200H+

准备开始练习【同僚杀手】了

让我们以东方形式解决问题

借用贴吧给外国友人传图！

【最新吧规】无论你是谁，出于何种原因，只要你说了脏话那恭喜你，你就玩完了。十天小黑屋拿好

求助，关于自带F6录制demo保存的问题如题，用服务器自带的F6录制功能录制了一个demo，但是却不能保存我也下载了quicktime，但是如果重启了游戏的话，好像视频就丢失了

刚发现博士无处不在，连军团要塞2都有！有没有感觉这个领结有点眼熟？是这样的！

求教，游戏无法运行的问题今天刚拉了一个朋友也来玩TF2，结果下载后游戏无法运行，错误提示是这样的*悬赏3ref！

人生第一个开箱特效！从煤炭箱里开出来的！本来只是想开个暗金节日武器玩玩的，结果开到最后一个钥匙———————————— 就拿到了！

拿取柏林墙碎片！

[来自于基MOD]寻人启事你们有谁见过这个家伙？丢失红队侦察兵一名！楼下放最后一次看见他的监控记录和分析结果。

『12-07』【问题求助】有关汉化过后的正版请问是不是使用了汉化补丁的正版就不能使用创意工坊的物品了？

我喜欢弄那个大新闻

11月24日的日常！ 1楼先留空

玩了战地3后让我们来看这个：寒霜具现化超级模拟战场40K！据说是帝国最新的‘游戏’，完全还原战场的情况，可以用于训练士兵们的作战技能，它的主要引擎是由一个最近刚刚从一个好像写着 EA？的仓库里找到的，大概它是当年超强的模拟现实场景的东西吧，我们将它加装了超级虚拟现实3000（其实我也不知道到底是什么玩意），并且特别分拨了一块场地作为它的“训练”（或者游玩？）场地，昨天刚刚投入使用，应该超棒的，可以真正的模拟现实战争了吧。写于11月14日。帝国历214年好耶！一队士兵在里面经过了一天训练！现在让我们看看他们学会了些什么，应该是高超的战斗技巧吧。 1小时后，实战模拟场地 WWTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFF！其中一个士兵将弹药箱扔向碉堡企图拆毁它，，这没什么，但是接下来，一幕让我惊呆了：一个家伙把C4扔在了我的椅子下面！然后——————-————————— 感谢世界，还好是我，反正我死不了，那个士兵也遭到了处罚，不过上面那页一部分被烧焦了，但这应该没什么。我去询问了下情况，他居然说正常情况下你应该会飞一段距离这什么毛病！我决定亲自去看下那个玩意。为了能检测出更多问题，我叫上了我朋友光仔，据说他祖宗曾经是玩战地3的高手。 Ok，我现在正在使用这玩意耶！看起来没什么问题，附带扮演兵种选项，武器也是可选的，现在的模拟技术将这一切弄的很真实，甚至可以感受到枪械的温度，和——我被弹片烫到了！该死的，还好不是真的受伤。这个比较好的地方是，你在这死掉了，可以选择一个点重生，或者直接重生在小队队友身上，这个比现实战争有趣多了。回到检查问题上，我先根据顺序扮演兵种吧，先选了支援兵，光仔选择扮演工程兵。“那么，你觉得问题在哪？”我问他，“你往这扔个C4炸药先。”可能这会解释为什么那家伙把我炸飞吧。接着，光仔把摩托车开到了C4上面。“快，引爆炸药！”“可是你会被炸死的！“Just do it！”仔细想想，反正这只是个模拟程序，于是我引爆了炸药。然后——————————————这家伙飞了！接着他让我往一堵墙上部署弹药包，我照做后——————墙垮塌了！仔细想想，这个可是比较久远的引擎了，它叫“寒霜”，我感觉可能是以前的战争是这个样子：你可以用弹药包摧毁建筑物的墙壁，你可以用C4飞行，你可以用直升机和固定翼战斗机合体作战。以上，为对最新模拟战场的评估。这玩意也许可以很好的模拟以前的战场，但现在的肯定是没戏了。附言：我贴着墙趴下墙外面的人可以看见我的腿

也许是家人的一小步，人生的一大步！挂上了！然后家人说家里充满了朝气！

想象中现实中今天玩的时候无意中感觉这两个场景有点关联

[新公告]有关各种永远的英雄XXX 我说，同样的名字很好玩？这样的复制人再有一个，我就把所有这个名字的人都送去黑名单外加十天循环。

求一个战锤40K的材质，以前在论坛可以下载的 RT，现在主题关闭了，不能回复了，所以就看不到下载链接，麻烦谁下载了帮忙传网盘上

我就这么留下这句话你以为我够容易啊？每天面对那么多真正的熊孩子，有本事你去教化啊！别随便拉个位置比较高的人就说全都是他干的，好嘛，我怎么做都会有人不同意，那我该怎么办？删除这个贴吧的所有主题帖？封了所有人？这样才对！没有意见！哦对了，我还可以不开QQ，在私信上屏蔽所有人，总而言之，爱玩玩，不玩滚，别站在“道德的制高点”给我提这些意见！不服你也练一个！

现已恢复

破坏者杂谈！ 1：让我笑了半天的翻译：可供4名德仔舒适乘坐 2：最强的暗杀方法：使用火箭筒 3：更强一点的：在背后安下炸药然后走远了引爆

一个大消息与几个照片 1：鉴于有很多人开学，暂时不删除水贴，不然真的没什么可看的了。消息结束，楼下是照片

旅途状况，内附照片（无本人！）昨天到达了棒子国济州岛，全天四分之三的时间都在免税店度过，不过我就去了旁边的便利店，不过这个小岛真无聊，上午3个小时都被带到免税店，我大概待了20分钟就出来了。最坑爹的是，上午到了一个什么泰迪熊博物馆，还说这算一个景点。中午吃的还不错，虽然别人说很难吃，但我感觉还行。然后去了什么龙头岩，其实就是一块火山石，在这个景点里大部分时间我都在使用自动售货机！然后，就离开棒子国了。

[消息]本人现在正在船上 RT，使用的是付费上网，所以在线的时间不会很长，而且还不能使用各种聊天工具，所以QQ等上的消息不能处理。 5天后返回陆地

[吧务]现已将Hank0000006和其小号加入黑名单。 RT，已经10天，同时有必要的加精。

问个有关语言的问题 RT，我是在STEAM上买的，原版+2DLC，但是我在语言那没有看见中文是怎么回事？据说是官方中文

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