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[恶搞向]低级神器：文盲光线（瓶装文盲魔法）文盲魔法是一种历史悠久的黑魔法，施法对象将在一段时间内无法分辨记忆中的一切书面文字。起初使用范围非常广大，从恶作剧到间谍活动都有发挥空间。但是，文盲魔法逐渐被禁止，对策法术也逐渐增多。新历前300年，两大宗教发表了共同声明。在退出历史舞台后，偶尔也会有人挖掘出带有文盲魔法的文物。对夏奈人、纳伊美人、德美尔人及各种亚人类均有良效。另外，遥远的银河蒙古帝国、甚至地球上也有这种魔法的存在。

Say my name, Emmy award! 等着被氢氟酸溶掉吧，国土安全……

谁看破釜沉舟了？世界上最小的有核国家成立••••••

黑标向，黑色笑话一楼警戒线。

黑标的黑色幽默笑话一楼给”吝啬部队”。

来点中二向的东西吧 av344251 重金摇滚洛天依

找到熊哥作案预告一条 http://tieba.baidu.com/p/729281022?pn=3 原来绿海在2年前就动工了……

Sanity is for the weak! 如题

熊哥，有旧帝国常规军的设定吗…… 感觉这个帝国爷们程度不够似的，相当不够…… 在描述狂战士的时候提到的机动魔甲是什么？试运行版里说“就算有几栋战士它也是蒸汽动力的”，这方面有设定否？

[怪兽]各种科幻里最大的非主流怪兽是什么？恐龙、哺乳类、人造类、合体类、放大昆虫都不算

伪·卡拉什尼科夫的微博猜猜这说的是什么枪？今天蒙着眼睛试射了两把突击步枪，我觉得其中那把无托的肯定是基佬科罗波夫设计的；另外一把似乎是子弹侧弹版本的SA58——捷克人的山寨水平终于提高了！结果他们告诉我这都是中国枪。

西瓜从霓虹灯上掉下来了然后摔烂了

全球会飞的4代机数量还有多久突破10种？ F22 YF23 X32 F35 A12 T50 歼20 歼310 已经8种了

杰西订了一盒面包圈新墨西哥的反叛甜甜圈店开发了新型的蓝色甜甜圈，阿伦·保罗让制作组买了一盒。

[传教统一指挥]一些建议尽管使用起来不如油库和土豆容易上手，但是A站、B站现在只认新浪……请在新浪上传收集和制作的视频。如果有工具的话，上传之前请给自己的作品加上标签。请熟悉一些剪辑工具并拉拢尽量多的MAD制作者进门！ @Yo_萨唏吥ㄌ @1010ww @dsfpupil @彩色柚

[敏感党]南斯拉夫战争中•••••& 如果不是美国的反掩体炸弹，而是阿尔巴尼亚游击队围攻那个使馆，我党作何反应？

[不一定能填的坑]EU类同人《乌云的逆流》暂定名一楼给熊哥、查尔斯·狄更斯、马克·吐温、赫克托·芒罗、罗·达尔、林语堂等等等等（排名不分先后）。按照熊哥的命名方法，《颜色+名词+的+名词》……即兴创作。存在大量大胆恶搞和隐喻，请笑纳！

剧透下集【扔掉了铠甲撤退的信奈大人在怀里揣着这个未来的南蛮钟，唯独相良大人的这个形状奇怪的南蛮钟无法舍弃的样子，然后奇迹般的，两发子弹都是先打中了这个形状奇怪的南蛮钟，托这个的福，势头被大幅减弱的子弹没有射入信奈酱身体太深】

买书预算被砍，王府井书店立食之 1楼给书店工作人员，他们昨天在系统上写错了书架号，看本鲨在角川日本书架蹲起半天今天改正了。

关姐好有什么实用的棍术和剑术教材可以借阅••••••

35兄、ACE隶属PLA两位进你们两位有没有试过固定翼飞机VF化？Just asking••••••

一个从试运行就挥之不去的问题熊哥，为何选择蜻蜓这种昆虫？我猜你专门排除了蝴蝶，找个创新的方向。但是，螽斯和蛾子也很有趣啊？

谁模拟一下冷战我军VS苏军一边8台59+4台62 一边4台T54+4台T62 全都不用金币弹和金币补给，车组、配件自选。

土豆的视频源前几个星期能看，现在只显示“来源：土豆网” 本鲨表示无比的——啊。同样受到心理打击的，请举手……

麦克的粉丝都进来，美国说唱歌手E-Fluent的麦克纪念歌 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fe-fluent%2Fmike-ehrmantraut-prod-by-3rd&urlrefer=72793a8b8f7c7f9aa32e1be15dbb0dc3 Mike Ehrmantraut, I never say a word about my actions Breaking Bad, I've already broken past it Hate to laugh, but we have to take the sadness and invert it It's a natural way of order here, madness is for certain Considered a filthy **** career, asses shakin', twerkin As the canvas paints a person of interest to the FEDS Greedy money dummy, you won't be getting it if your dead nah Jesse pinkman, heavy drinkin till my heads gone Call me Heisenberg, I'm known to put the flyest words together With a violent urge to silence all your lectures Chemical scientists with clever plans, formulas drawn Hit the stage with the band an put the orchestra on, we groovin Classic masterpieces laughin at these wack police's No dots gon' connect on they chart It's all me, all day, here I been from the start wouldn't believe it if u didn't know already Distibution flow is steady So let us toast to casualties of war Puttin broken pieces back together, families are torn Saul Goodman in my corner but his fees are large Rest assured, I got his word that we gon' beat the charge Ain't no skylar in my life to slow my movements up Or walt jr. neither, walk you right thru procedures the grievances I air, the king control his lair Till the uprisin', sometimes its more than he can bear 2 million in his granddaughter name, manslaughter can't Change the fact you payin back, government gon' take its tax That's how it always been though Black hat, black jacket an gloves, part of the dress code started with 10 toes, leavin with club foot Torture tactics, scorched with acid, lettin our drugs cook From now till forever we been sittin the bar DEA on the trail tryna guess who we are, they watchin

汉克关于快速灭口事件的博客 Here's a joke: three guys go to see this world famous doctor, who says he can cure anyone of anything. He just looks at you, knows what's wrong, and then he fixes you: magic! Doctor calls the first guy in: "What seems to be the trouble?" Guy says: "I'm sad all the time and I want to kill myself." Doctor says, "Aha! You're depressed. Take some Zoloft, see a therapist, get over yourself. Next!" Next guy comes in limping. Doc: "What seems to be the trouble?" Guy says: "I cut my leg and now it's turning colors and I can't feel nothing." Doctor looks at the leg, which is black from the knee down: pus, goo, blood, real nasty stuff. "Aha!" says the doc, "You've got gangrene. That leg's gonna have to come off." Final guy comes in; doc asks what's the trouble. Guy says, "I can't eat, I can't sleep, and I'm bleeding from my ears and every orifice." Doctor looks at the blood trickling out the guys ears, says "Aha! You have Ebola!" Then he prepares a syringe of green liquid -- something weird, looks like jello or something -- shoots it into the guy's leg and sends him off: "You're cured!" The guy wobbles out, still bleeding. Doctor's nurse hears this and says: "Doctor, what are you doing? There's no cure for Ebola." Doctor: "Sure, there is." Nurse: "What is it?" Doc says, "Death. Call the coroner, would you? I just injected that man with cyanide and he should be dropping over any second now." I didn't say it was a funny joke. I just keep thinking about it. I'm not a doctor but I feel like I'm fighting a disease. I know: calling crime a disease sounds like I'm in one of those old-time radio shows where the cops are serious all the time and never swear. But still, that's what it feels like. I just used to think you could treat this shit. Help these douche-clowns see the error of their ways and turn back from sacks of feces into low-level human beings. Get control of the thing. Barring that, cut off the leg. You got someone on drugs, and you can't get 'em clean?Lock that asshole up, because it's only a matter of time before he gets it in his head to rape some kid or rob some grandma. There's no way to know when, so you just take the scalpel and cut the rot out. You see where I'm going with this. Ebola. Incurable. Fatal. That's the situation on the ground. Don't believe me? I saw ten men killed today. Ten bodies, back to back, dead in ways you don't want to think about. Mostly stabbed and bled out. You ever see a man that's been burned alive? Yeah, I hadn't either. It's disgusting, man. Bloodier than you'd probably think. Pus and skin and a lot of fluid. It's not all black char and skeleton. It doesn't look like Luke's Aunt and Uncle in Star Wars. And the smell: burnt hair and a stale stink like old pork rinds. That's the fat, I guess, when it liquefies. Sticks in your nose. I hadda wash it out, use one of those saline snot-pots, no lie. Foul, foul stuff. I don't care that they were shitbirds of the first order. I don't care. You see something like that and you know: this isn't a disease that has a cure. These aren't patients any more we're talking about. Calling them animals isn't fair to animals. They're not criminals, or drug-dealers, or even people. They're monsters. Plain and simple. All you can do with a monster is all you can do with a guy with Ebola. Put him down. But first, you've gotta find him.

排骨跟CSM可以Grudging联军，会不会给某个设定铺路排骨可联CSM不可联恶魔。记得以前国外曾经出现过一个特殊概念，Necron Death Guard，说是一群绝望的死守对有机物彻底绝望了•••••• 另外在Lex上看见有个死守分支叫The Purge，专门以帝国没见过的武器搞恐怖袭击。

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[借地]Project HN的殖民地 101区：登月并建立考察设施 102区：建立有内部交通、有线通信和水利结构的多栋殖民地 103区：可自给自足的永久性定居结构 104区：出口型经济体，后放弃改为“地球望远镜”建造场 105区：武器开发、军队维持试验 106区：独立国家

[认真党]在月球种经济作物可否快速收回登月成本？或者，在殖民卫星搞高科技农业和奢侈品制造业，就做怀表、种藏红花什么的。既能赚钱又能提高精密机械制造业和农业水平，何乐而不为？

谁来空耳，真·人肉Rap http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bilibili.tv%2Fvideo%2Fav351738%2F&urlrefer=f6563653857dbe397cba79eddeffb20d

美国内涵漫画一张作者和《小河马与小火车》的作者是同一人。漫画家想表达的，其实就是国际间关于环保与发展的争论。看得出来，他可不赞同这种发达国家阻止第三世界发展的现状。

这他奶奶的是怎么了 @qq879805116 柳眉清时间的投影么

S5E8生肉剧透：血逆流成河一楼警戒线。

剩下一个人叫什么？

来点专业知识，各位 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tianya.cn%2Ftechforum%2Fcontent%2F16%2F2%2F801610.shtml&urlrefer=85ccc3323885f9e93fbf47b6c696387a 看看这个贴子，活动活动

各位，你们订购的散养牛肉到了 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tianya.cn%2Ftechforum%2Fcontent%2F16%2F2%2F801610.shtml&urlrefer=85ccc3323885f9e93fbf47b6c696387a 请慎重食用工业化生产的肉类，这个文章说

准备把会员名称修改一下三个备选：最后一课绝路狂奔 ASAC

仔细想想第七集之前做了个跟麦克一起打劫的梦一楼麦克，以及我的M9打火机。

StuH42能不能上88L71或105？如题

麦克在全5季中犯的最大错误逃跑时没有带玩具。

Say my name. You know who I am. You all know. I'm the cook. I'm the one who killed Gus Firng.

有个黑头发黑眼睛的欧洲人（奥地利？）参加朝战被俘然后被当成国民党的破坏分子关在东北。鬼才知道什么时候放出来的，中国和他的祖国都不信他的故事。前几天听朝战爱好者说的••••••

德军在老虎时代可以采用的火力重新配置计划把4突和4尖合并为一种TD，使用75L70或88L56；野蜂、犀牛、大马克斯三个敞篷设计中选出一种作为不同口径自行火炮的载体提高生产性和横换武器的效率。按照废铁男的思路，以亨舍尔老虎为基础开发固定炮塔TD，参考突击虎争取可以使用88L71或105L68；猎豹和猎虎就不需要生产了。老虎只生产马蹄炮塔，强迫克社修改88L71的炮尾！豹子怎么修改还没想好，虎王没有可用的105炮就不生产。

现在还有什么国家海军上岸作战一流？已知的，墨西哥海军步兵等于特种部队

俾斯麦和伊阿华，改造成弹道导弹发射船一楼炮轰东乡

传统光棍节快乐！再一次……

各位，本鲨回来了这个星期是断网期，接下来为了十一月的考试我还有更多的闭关••••••不过放心吧，每周一播出的时候本鲨会定期上岗！

七个小孩的背后，口胡而已 A奥地利 B比利时 C捷克 D荷兰，Dutch E英国 F法国他们都是二战初期受害者。 G做了这一切，德国！

真实的许愿石照片正在凝固的辐射熔岩，拍摄者是个70多岁的俄国物理学家，他因为年龄成为最合适的人选。

发现两篇外国同人，如果你的棋子突然活了…… Toyhammer http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fanfiction.net%2Fs%2F5474237%2F1%2F40k_ToyHammer&urlrefer=ae11fa0fcb2b52b6e25b58ae098d5a5c Tiny Hammer http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2F1d4chan.org%2Fwiki%2FTiny_Hammer&urlrefer=36ae8df447b738339b45159fe905473e

俄罗斯帝国海军航空战舰计划A01，以及超大型航空战舰两艘首先给3级旗子上加了一句“为了俄罗斯祖国”……

我看了人类衰退之后第一集，得出一个不知道靠不靠谱的结论小矮人是一种“环保主义者”开发的生体兵器，目的就是把地球还原到原始有机物海洋状态。不合逻辑的增殖、固定在头脑里的各种设计图以及非常简单粗暴的有机物处理技术，他们简直就是Bio Meat，那种人造吞食者文明化的版本、 @教皇绫波 @依然熊传说你们看过原作，有没有这个感觉？

紫毛博士的汽车Lancia Stratos 很奇怪，这是Muv世界中唯一没有被和谐的现实商品

研究一下如何用伊阿华改造成航空战舰目前的构思是船身保留，左右各做200米x20米的跑道，材料没想好。这样的优点是中线上依然可以聚集最大火力，侧面排射也没有问题。