E心唯爱桦 E心唯爱桦
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『CFD』你TMD滚蛋`真想砍死你!!老男人 I think I am In love...I'm so happy meet a person who knows me more than I do. These couple of weeks I have had the best experience with you, even though I still don't know you well, but somehow I just felt like you inspired me, I get...cranky...I get moody, and I get lonely, but when I think of you, these are all gone, just disapear... As you might be aware of that I am lost , and the love was lost too... it was so beautiful once, but it's just all because of me, and now it is gone, it's gone for good, and the only thing I can do is watching her go... It is hurtful, what can I possibly do about it, I ask myself this very question. So, the best way is moving on, all of a sudden, you found me, and I saw you standing right there, everything has become so clear, I don't see any obsticles ahead of me, I see only the good, kind and beautiful heart is await ... is waiting for a guy to console...!!! Deep down inside my heart has been actually closed for a long time, and I don't let anyone go inside stiring it, messing with it, I try my best to protect it so hard from prying,not even myself. But you...your appearance, just explained everything I've asked for, I've been wondering too, now it suddenly got the answer, make things better than ever...What could I possibly ask for more? tell me... I will know you better, I will see you better, I will love you better, love as always, my baby, you'll be...my baby, you'll be... 你这种老男人``滚``演戏``懂吗?老大和你只是在演戏!你这种 混 蛋``为了自己专辑,就这样借用老大来高调的宣传,像你这种人,绝对给不了老大幸福``还有``你其实老得都可以当陈嘉桦的爹了~OK?靠`识相的趁早离老大远点!别 犯 贱!
『CFD』2006年最拽最牛最经典的只言片语(转自经典吧) 赵先生一早起来就头痛的要死...... 因为他前一天晚上喝的烂醉回家! 他强迫自己把疲惫不堪的眼睛睁开。 睁开眼后竟然看到床头上放了一杯水跟几颗头痛药,然后坐起身后又看到了他的衣服已 经烫好、叠好在床边。 因为一起床就看到这几样反常的事,所以他决定要起身看一看房子其它的地方有没有什 么奇怪的事 他把几颗头痛药吃了。 吃的时候突然发现药下有一张纸条, 纸条上写着:“亲爱的,我出去买菜了, 你的早餐我已经做好放在餐桌上~ 趁热吃吧~爱你喔~” 赵先生一头雾水的走进了厨房, 然后就真的看到了热腾腾的早餐在桌上还有当天的早报。 他看着坐在餐桌吃早餐的儿子问:“儿子啊~昨天到底发生了什么事?” 赵先生的儿子回答 :“嗯......你凌晨三点跌跌撞撞、大吼大叫的回了家~ 把几个家俱给打坏踹坏~ 然后又很聪明的在走廊上撞了墙壁几下、送给自己一个黑眼圈!” 赵先生越来越不明白的又问了儿子 :“那为什么家里给打扫的那么干净然后你妈又给我做了热腾腾的早餐给我吃呢?!” 儿子恍然大悟的说 :“喔~你是在问那个喔~~~ 妈昨天看到你醉死的回家, 一肚子火的把你拉到房间里,然后想把你脏衣服换掉, 结果在脱你裤子的时候你骂了她一句 ‘你他妈给我滚远一点~我已经结婚了!’”
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