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【实验】如何正确使用贴吧及HTML&Regex You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will instantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent slithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵is un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liquid pain, the song of re̸gular expression parsing will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful the final snuffing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL IS LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ichor permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼OO NΘ stop the an*̶͑̾̾̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e not rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

滚213实验：如何正确使用贴吧 eg ex parsers for HTML will ins tantly transport a programmer's consciousness i nto a worl d of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent sl ithy regex-infection wil l devour your HT ML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he com es do not fi ght h e com̡e̶s, ̕h̵i s un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liquid p ain, the song of re̸gular expression parsing will extinguish the voices of mor tal man from the sphere I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful t he final snuf fing of the lie s of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T A LL IS L OST the pon̷y he come s he c̶̮omes he co mes the ich or permeates al l MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god n o NO NOO̼ OO N Θ stop the an*̶͑̾̾̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨ e̠̅s ͎a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e n ot rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ T O͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘ Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝ S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

水帖自由的权利属性前言水帖自由被视为是维系贴吧民主管理于不坠的重要基础之一，因此各民主贴吧莫不将之视为吧规所应保障的基本权利之一。然而，什么是水帖自由？与贴吧民主管理为何有如此紧密的关系？水帖自由是否为我吧吧规所保障的基本权利之一？吧规为什么要保障水帖自由？所有这些问题的阐释都有赖于对水帖自由的权利属性的准确定位。

滚213置顶楼有用了就是提醒一下

滚213什么叫红色字体？比如说这样够不够红

滚213 请教一下远哥 Python是什么能吃吗

滚213通宵走起明早要交常微分作业目测至少写20页我还没动。后天早上要交两篇3000字的论文，其中有一篇题目我都读不懂。一个字还没写。

滚213听说美帝人民不太看TBBT 是这样么

滚213下学期周一到周五早上都满课卜楞忍！谁可一战。

滚213推荐一部直男电影一楼卖萌。

连续在本吧签到6天，晒下签到排名照，看看我神马水平

滚213期末临近开始骗经。就是这样。

滚213……625 求别黑。

滚213 恭候委座摆驾回苏顺便开个贴骗经。

丨简直政变（这里是前夜）

滚213 听说小傲娇回来了所以应该请吧友吃饭~！

滚213 关于签到话说哪些人是今天的本吧忠诚吧友啊。

滚213 所以说德威作为民办培训机构！苏州中学这种公立高中竟然无偿租借场地给德威，简直丧失！

滚213 小傲娇又在发帖骗经验我们千万别理他

滚213 其实委座仅仅落后小傲娇2分！有机会啊。

滚213 你们猜今天本屌能不能上1000 我猜不行

滚213 十分厌倦每天乱发水帖骗经验的麻木生活所以要怒发一帖怒骗得一辈子的经验！

滚213 欣闻委座用冷兔表情骗经不如我也来一发(冷)

滚213 听说蚊蚋明天要去连云港。不若……

滚213 我发现在本吧已经找不到任何葛布雷加斯发表的主题了

滚213 蚊蚋基佬虐电脑记 RT

滚213记愉快地围观前夜基佬愉快的一天的一天一楼喂取车点。

滚213安民告示蝙蝠侠会保护中国人民的。

滚213被大**刷屏怎么能忍！

丨是说这样就可以了么 RT

滚213听说今天是嘣萝莉生日不来一百楼么

丨是说这样就可以了么 RT

滚213 为什么？到底是为什么？为什么我总是骗不到经验？

滚213【教程】在夜吧如何避开权限小傲娇的耳目？一楼喂傲娇

滚213【教程】如何赞经验？一楼喂度娘。

滚213走前一发。呵呵

滚213目测本屌的数论成绩应该是本吧所有大学党本学期所有成绩中最低的一门。不内涵。

滚213不如……葛布带领我们游复旦！滚213不如……葛布带领我们游复旦！

滚213看来100楼只是传说。滚213看来100楼只是传说。

滚213周五考近世代数基础。已跪。

滚213这。单。机。版。的。教。务。系。统。能。忍？下。学。期。概。率。统。计。和。一。般。拓。扑。学。……

滚213原来J王者之风已经超过了i帝界无疆了！跪了。

滚213空之轨迹FC我第一章已通……太罪恶了而且是在本屌智商意义下的完美过关我会乱说？

滚213把空之轨迹打开然后听着音乐啥都不干什么水平

滚213话说我竟然在下空之轨迹FC玩你们说我是不是不要命了。

滚213我明天要去参加自己的葬礼来不了。嘿嘿。 @CrPuRaGaSr 话说那个证明三角形三条中线交于一点的方法高端爆了。

丨为什么发帖要格式？跪求权限小傲娇解释@景Azure

232不会打牌作为一个学数学的……太可耻了。

丨忄束负！快来救我！ RT

原来本渣已经如同布妈了十分感动！