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★TVXQ生日快乐★【070106转帖】给神起要电话的后果.~(х≮搞笑恶 给神起要电话的后果.~(х≮搞笑恶搞><≯х ) 在中版: “在在~~~(温柔!)可不可以给我你的手机号啊?” “等一下下啊~我好忙啊~!”做饭中~~~~~~~~~ “哦~~~~~~~~!”乖乖坐下~~~~~~~~~~ 一小时~~~~~~~~~~~~ 他拖地~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 两小时~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 他洗衣服~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 三小时~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ N小时~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “你想要我的什么吗?”他帅帅的说~~~~~~~~~~ 结果,没说话就~~~~~~~~~~~ “诶~~~喂喂!!!!!!!!你留鼻血了!!!你~你~你别喷的到处都是!我刚刚打扫完啊~~~~~~~~~~~~喂 !!救护车~~~!!!!!!!” 俊秀版: “秀啊!可不可以给我你的电话啊~~~~~~~~~~~” “(小脸红红~~~~~~~~)好~~~~~好挖~~~不过你别告诉米我告诉你电话啊,他会吃醋!” “(大汗)~~~~~~~~~~~~好 我不说啊!” “也别告诉别人哦!我怕LSM知道又要打人了~~~~~~~”(有点担心的样子~~~~~~~~~~~~) “好我不说啊 不说~~~~~~~!” “恩 还是算了~~~你会说出去的! “我不会(汗~~~~一滴!)” “不要了啦 你去问米!他说我就说啊 走了啊 我先去找米了”(捂着小脸跑了~~~~~~~~~~) “喂 你 ~~~~~~~~~~~555555555555!”(原地痛哭~~~~~~~) 有仟版: “米老鼠,你的电话可不可以给我?” 秀在他身边作小鸟依人状~~~~~~~~~~~ (有点汗~~~~~~~~~~~~) “你要干什么?”做自卫状~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “不干什么啊 就是想要啊!” “莫非~~~~~~~你对我有什么企图?” “没那种想法!!” “你爱死我了?” “没有!!!!” “我长的太帅拉?” 风化~~~~~~~~~~~~ “你想对我做什么吗?”(继续他的猜想~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~) 昌珉版: “小珉,你的电话号给我好不好?” “好啊~~~~~~~~~不过你要请我吃东西啊~!”(流口水状~~~~~~~~~) “好!(以为是小事那知道大难临头!)” “哇呜!”他大叫一声! “走吧~~~~~~” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 三小时后~~~~~~~~~~~ “555555 我的钱啊~~~~~~~~~~~~我的钱(哭天喊地中~~~~~)” “我们去试一下哈根达撕吧~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~” “不要啊~~~~~~~~~你吃了KFC 必胜客~~~~~~~~~~~还要~555555555!” “我还饿呀~~走拉~!”拖着我~~~~~~~~~ “不~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~5555555555555” 哈哈哈最后 耗子: “耗子,可不可以给我你的电话啊?” “闪开!~~~~~~~~~~~~~”他两眼直勾勾的盯着我身后~ 我再拦住他~~~~~~~~~~~~ “叫你闪!!!!!!!” 他拍我的头一下~~~~~~~~~ 再拦~~~~~~~~~~~~ “爱呀呀~~~~我的美女走了 你你你该死!” (心里毛毛的~~~~~~~) “呀~~~~~~~~我劈 我踢 我砍~~~~~~~~” “啊 ~~~~~~~~”(惨叫~~~~~~~忘了他是黑带了555) 由此得到:挡住耗子看美女者~~~~~~~下场~~~~~~`死!!
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