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【原创】梦见了哈利波特与伏地魔的恩怨史 今天早晨,突然梦见,哈利波特与伏地魔的决战,当然是以哈利波特的完胜告终,但是其后,每代哈利波特的后人都会与伏地魔的继承人爆发决战,期间,双方各有死伤,这种情况一直持续了97代。 终于,第97代的波特(波特97)与第97代的伏地魔(伏地魔97)倒在了一起,伏地魔97艰难地问:“我们总是这样打来打去究竟是为什么?”波特97艰难的翻个身:“宿命吧。”伏地魔97说:“不行,我要弄清楚。”说着拉起波特97就走,韦斯莱97和格兰杰97紧紧的跟在他们身边以防不测。他们来到邓布利多遗留的冥想盆前,抽出各自脑中相关的记忆,然后一头栽进冥想盆里,去寻找他们的上一辈,再抽出上一辈的记忆,再冥想……以此类推,到了波特-9这一代,再往前就找不到波特与伏地魔的关联记忆了,于是他们仔细在波特-9身上往前捋…… 一日,波特-9与韦斯莱-9,格兰杰-9在霍格莫德村游玩,突然,醉醺醺的韦斯莱-9发现路边有个奇怪的箱子放在支架上,就凑过去看,里面有一个长得很难看的婴儿,就像是哈利波特死后在火车站月台椅子下看到的那个伏地魔婴儿一样,韦斯莱-9哈哈大笑,用刚买的羽毛笔戳着它的鼻孔:“这个小崽儿长得真难看!”然后,就去扭开瓶盖,想喝点黄油啤酒,格兰杰-9拦住他:“你看这是啥。”韦斯莱-9定睛一看:“不是黄油啤酒,那去XXX!”随手就把那个瓶子一扔,正好掉在婴儿的脑袋上,流出了黑色的液体,还把婴儿打得翻了个,原来,这是韦斯莱-9给他儿子新买的墨水瓶,弄了婴儿一脑袋,这下,这个秃脑袋的可怜娃更是惹得韦斯莱-9狂笑不止:“你看他那样,像不像个乌龙蛋?”可能由于太过于恶心吧,韦斯莱-9又把他一肚子的黄油啤酒都吐进了这个育儿箱里,眼瞅着这个婴儿都快漂起来了,波特-9一面斥责韦斯莱-9:“你看你都干了些什么?他长得再难看,也跟你无关吧?”一面把婴儿脑袋上的墨水瓶拿起来。这时,长时间背过气去的伏地魔婴儿终于在浮力的作用下翻过身来,波特-9还不忘把婴儿鼻孔里的羽毛笔拔出来,并对婴儿报以慈爱的歉意的微笑……婴儿打了个大喷嚏,睁开血红的蛇一样的眼睛一看,自己浑身黑黄绿相间的恶臭液体,冒着泡泡,脑袋上的大包生疼,鼻孔也带着刺痛流着血,面前一个带着眼镜的陌生人左手拿个墨水瓶,右手拿个挑逗的羽毛笔,自己都这么倒霉了他还在笑?!毫无疑问啊,小样,就你了,来做我的第一餐吧!于是一股黑风卷起,波特-9,卒,又一阵更猛烈的黑风刮向远方…… 各位97代一行人回到现实,一个强烈的画面感定格在那里:波特/伏地魔97或幽怨或想吃人似的地望着韦斯莱97,韦斯莱97一副刚吃过鼻涕虫似的表情,赫敏97—_—!!! 我醒了…… (注:哈利波特设为0代)
传说中的俏皮小花仙续集——Liisachan Hi, as you may already know, honobono is now doing mb1v2. Perhaps it'll be released this month. The main purpose of v2 is to revise the translation. Note that there won't be mb2v2 mb3v2 etc, only ep1 will be redone. I attached another interesting picture, after.jpg, showing how Yuuri, Ken, and Vivian will look like 10 years later (that is in 2003 in a way, because the anime ended in 1993). Well, according to unused-but-semi-official settings, Ken and Vivian will become boyfriend and girlfriend. But later they will break up. The reason is not explained, but supposedly because Vivian is too selfish and Ken will get angry. Yeah you can guess that :D They might become a couple again though, perhaps with some help from Mary Bell. Yuuri will become a picture book writer. I'm sure she is the one who will eventually write the Mary Bell Picture Book, the book that was Rose-san's fav when she was little, the book that Yuuri and Ken are reading on the hill in ep 1, and the book Jito accidentally burns but will be magically fixed (when, again magically, the contents of the book are slightly changed). The reason why Rose-san had it when she was a child while the book will be actually written in the future when Yuuri grows up is, of course, magical. That also explains why the Sunny Bell National Library, proud of owing all the books in the world, does not have the Mary Bell Picture Book and does not even have any record of it when Jito looks for it there. It's a meta-book after all. The anime Floral Magician Mary Bell itself is the Mary Bell Picture Book. The "Snown" may be also written by Yuuri. Liisachan
寄语俏皮小花仙大结局——字幕组Liisachan的话 The last 3 episodes are not very natural.However it is understandable that anime people tried to makethe ending dramatic.Besides, it is important that Prof. Chervaux does something really badand everyone gets angry.Vivian was mean to Mary Bell, but Mary Bell accepted her as she is,just waiting for the right time,and eventually they became good friends.Then Jito appears and did a lot of bad things, but againMary Bell forgives him and Jito became her friend.The same happened to Prof. Chervaux, who did something even worse.If this is another anime, maybe he would be simply destroyed as evilby the "good guy"or would run away. But in Mary Bell, after everything he did,he is still accepted, and even says himself,"So this is what it means to talk to flowers?"It's a beautiful moment.Floria is a kind of "deus ex machina", but she says something veryimportant--exact instruction how you can "reach" Mary Bell:"Think about Mary Bell. Tell her whatever you think is nice.""Fairies and floral magicians are born from the dreaming hearts of you...""It's the door to your heart.Look into it. I'm sure you can see Mary Bell."Simply put, she declares that Mary Bell is always there with you,in your heart.Which is one important message that is also compatible with other linessuch as:"Oh, you don't remember? But I can still remember you when you were little."(which suggests: I was, I am, and I will be always with you.)or"You don't remember this, but you are loved by me.Feeling this unseen power, stay strong-minded."(meaning: even if you forget beautiful things and live a sinful life,I am still with you, always.)or"When you feel lonely, 'Mary Bell,' just try to call my name."(meaning: If you need me, just call my name. I'll be with you.)But even more import, Mary Bell is omnipotent but basically she does nothingfor you. She will encourage you, mentally support you, but you arealways the one who has to do or change things actually.(They made it explicitly clear as early as in Episode 5)The essence of this anime is quite spiritual.Say hello to everyone @ the baidu forum.Liisachan
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