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[真实]我差点被打劫了!!! 还好有惊无险!!! 我靠昨天晚上从国贸回来真TMD危险... 我拿着电脑 行李身上带着钱和手机...大晚上的我做地铁心想那么多人应该不会有事的啊,我就根本没想过会出事.. 谁知道下了地铁到了建国门换站的时候我在等开往东直门的车来,我在卖报纸的摊子上问工作人员城铁几点钟关门啊?(我第一次这么晚做地铁以前都打车.)然后就边上有个男的就答茬儿说成铁11点半 地铁10点半,然后问我去哪儿? 我说去立水桥.再后来车来了,我就上车了.这男的不知不觉跑到了我边上,这我还没觉得什么呢.突然他转头问我,几点了?我心想你丫的游手好闲的,手里还那个饭盒儿,问我几点了,一定有诈! 我说没表 ! 他说让我看看手机!  此话一出我便知道他不是什么好鸟,我给他看完后 趁他不注意 因为地铁的玻璃都有反光。。把我的包里的手机耳机拿了出来, 给我妈打了电话,我说我被贼盯上了,晚点才能到。这时候已经10点多了.打完这电话我手机就没钱了. 我在东直门下了车啊, 他走的特别快,走在我前面很急的样子. 不过我后来一直漫不经心的,其实很仔细地观察他, 他带的耳机手机信号不好嚷了一句,叫我听见了,"说你在立水桥城铁等我!" 我一听要完蛋呀!  就是说要去堵我啊 看我带着电脑 还有钱包。。  我心想, 那既然都走了, 那就上城铁吧, 我换票的一瞬间其实有想过直接跟乘警一说就完了,但是我怕他有刀。(本着对自己和家人还有女朋友负责的想法) 我心想, 妈的活的老大, 连个毛贼的玩不过, 我太丢人了。。 或来我靠着成铁站的柱子观察他等车的时候, 别人都排大队, 他不断来回走动, 而且总在找机会接近我我和我套个近乎什么的, 他看我不排队, 他也不排队。。 最后车来了, 我看他还不动, 我也不动, 我慢慢悠悠的走近车厢. 然后我突然横向走着上了个人少的车厢... 我就看看他到底跟过来不跟过来, 看看他是想抢还是偷. 结果他顺着车厢连接处还是过来了, 于是我开始让他放松警惕, 我跟他聊天.  我跟他聊的倍儿起劲。。。。什么都说! 就是给他一种感觉 让他好象觉得我都上套了! 说我家在哪儿、下车我打黑车、 聊怎么在哪儿上的车之累的,还了天气呵呵!! 我自己都觉得好笑了呵呵! 我就这么着,我连说带笑的聊了一路! 坐过城铁的都知道,立水桥前面一站叫北苑。快到北苑的时, 我假装一个没站稳,然后用手整理一下包和电脑把他拿起来。因为当时就站门口嘛,不过是背对着门的。我回头看那外面的工作人员马上举起要关门的牌子给司机看的时候,我拿起包,他一举起来的时候我就往车门外一冲。正好我一出来门关上了!哈哈! 丫都傻了!扒的门边看我! 我他妈立了一中指冲丫的!死瞪着丫的 ! 哈哈! 回到家我妈就给我一顿臭骂!!!!!!!!!!!!
FBI [原创]...Bitch and my baby girl(凑合看吧) Yeah That is my life, Yo. Let me tell you! check it out check check checkit out I am breaked out with a fucking girl She is a bitch and she has play me well She's name just like a piece of shit! She break my dream and break my heart! She make me break my lovely girlfriend's heart! Oh my God! What did I fucking do! I know I am a man, don't wanna be a bitch So don't tell me:Hey baby you should.....(girl's voice) You know! you like a TV show, and you speak speak but you never stop! I hate you hate you bitch, cuz you agree someone fuck your asshole I don't wanna meet you! No! I don't wanna meet you! No! fuck you bitch, you make me sick! Don't push me kick your ass or break your nick If you wanna suck my dick, please rise your hand! Don't be sad my baby girl. I need to apologize to you. I'm so sorry and so miss you. Don't be crying under the headstone. Cuz you know Baby I love you! I so love you, so miss you. I konw I'm wrong to push you goes Hey bitch! motherfucker's bitch! sometimes I think I just like you! Always did my fucker's do! I always draam to win the game, But you make me loss all my coin Don't you push me shootting you! ooh motherfucks Holy shit, you father is son of a bitch! Just you suck every male's dick! The cop should catch you go to the jail Should every cop males Fuck you all Oh bitch! Don't tell me your AIDS I remember I tell you I have Disease! I so love my baby girl! I so miss my baby girl! So I go to where you go. just wanna say sorry to you.
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