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胆大包天的花骨朵们! nice butt! hehe!

周末笑笑某君死后升天，被圣彼得挡在天堂门外,"我们天堂里也兴职称,不收草包肚子”，此君不悦,"老子有英语8级, 怕你怎地？尽管放马过来!“。 "好", 圣彼得说，”我问你两英语题，你若答出，立刻有请!"1) 说出2个日子(Day)开头字母必须是T，圣彼得心想，8级水平应该知道 Tuesday 和 Thursday吧. 此君上嘴唇一碰下嘴唇，蹦出2句： "Today, Tomorrow!" 圣彼得心里好笑，"好吧，算你勉强对了, 听下题!"2) 一年有多少个 Second (秒)? 怕他没懂，圣彼得还直解释，一年有365天，一天24小时，1小时3600秒，"算好了，给我个数"。话音未落，此君早有了答案，"12!" "What?!!" 圣彼得差点鼻子没气歪，一年才12秒？ "你给我解释解释!" "听着! 一月2号 (January Second), 2月2号(February Second), 3月2号..."还没等他数到12月，圣彼得早已毕恭毕敬地打开了天堂门!Enjoy your weekend!Jerry

刚刚看了新年晚会(新年灌水) 不知是哪个台的(我这可收20个中文台)，里面有猜谜, 有那么两题:1) "男女接吻"，打一字, 谜底: 吕不服气啊不服气! 两口太远了吧? "回"字不是更像?!2) "茅塞顿开", 打一药, 谜底: 脑益灵更不服气! 虽不知该叫什么名，在上海叫"开塞露"，小孩拉不出,往里灌点，即刻奔向茅房.越往下猜越来气, 哎！看来我的中文不灵光喽...

问问在澳洲的各位对黎巴嫩人/ 骚乱的看法...

造句英语课上，老师要大家用 green, pink and yellow 造句。中国学生： I wake up in the morning, the grass is green, the violetis pink and the sunshine is yellow.老师: very good! who's next?印度学生：I wake up in the morning, the telephone is green green,I pink (pick) up the phone and say yellow (hello)! :-)

为什么叫黑天使? 喜欢穿黑衣的天使？地狱也有天使啊? 一定是地狱那生意不好, 来做光告了 :-)

大家的悲哀！！！每天要看一整页的色情广告，这帮 sicko 都从哪来的？好东西不学学?! 还有一帮人整天惦记着考级，你们这英语学得真够累的，弃了得啦！这有多少人是真正喜欢并为交流文学艺术，风土人情而学英语的？Everyday I have to skip a whole page of porn ads, where do thoseSOBs come from? get a life!I'm also tired to read postings from those who are only into English Level Exam. C'mon! it's really dumb and dull if that isyour only reason to learn a foreign language. Life is beautiful,to learn a different culture is a pleasure! think about it, please!

给Scan和各位一道趣味题 :-) Scan, 看了你的"哈好白相,笑色特无勒", 决定给你来道滑稽题:103 怎样被 7 整除 ?Hint: 必须用"哈好白相,笑色特无勒"的逻辑方能解题 :-)

周末笑笑--挺住啊! :-) 成龙对邓丽君说原版曾经有一分真挚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜，等我失去的时候我才后悔莫及，人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。你的剑在我的咽喉上割下去吧！不用再犹豫了！如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对那个女孩子说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限，我希望是 —— 一万年！

周末笑话---- 挺住啊! :-) 东北话版、北京话版、上海话版原版曾经有一分真挚的爱情放在我面前，我没有珍惜，等我失去的时候我才后悔莫及，人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。你的剑在我的咽喉上割下去吧！不用再犹豫了！如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会，我会对那个女孩子说三个字：我爱你。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限，我希望是 —— 一万年！

西海岸, 关于北大那贴实在对不起... 这两天我忙搬家，没看到我那贴引起一点小误会，实在抱歉。西海岸若觉得语言之处有些不妥，但删无妨.舒幼生是我四叔，我们有19年没见了，上星期在其他吧里看到北大学生谈论我四叔，忽然想起你是北大的，哈哈，果然认识。

贴的上吗? 贴的上吗?

可怕的英语!!! 这汤我实在是不敢喝！

酷不酷啊?!! 才15万人民币都不到！

女孩子买电脑 ABBOT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOT: Do you want a computer with windows? COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows? ABBOT: Wallpaper. COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. ABBOT: Software for windows? COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got? ABBOT: Office. COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? ABBOT: I just did. COSTELLO: You just did what? ABBOT: Recommend something. COSTELLO: You recommended something? ABBOT: Yes. COSTELLO: For my office? ABBOT: Yes COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? ABBOT: Office. COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! ABBOT: I recommend office with windows. COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? ABBOT: Word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOT: Word in office. COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. ABBOT: The word in office for windows. COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? ABBOT: The word you get when you click the blue W. COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue W if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet? ABBOT: Yes, you want real one. COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need! ABBOT: Real one. COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them? ABBOT: Of course. COSTELLO: Great, with what? ABBOT: Real one. COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? ABBOT: You click the blue 1. COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? ABBOT: The blue 1. COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue W? ABBOT: The blue 1 is real one and the blue W is word. COSTELLO: What word? ABBOT: The word in office for windows. COSTELLO: But there's three words in office for windows! ABBOT: No, just one. But its the most popular word in the world. COSTELLO: It is? ABBOT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other words out there. COSTELLO: And that word is real one? ABBOT: Real one has nothing to do with word. Real one isn't even part of office. COSTELLO: Stop! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? ABBOT: It comes bundled with your computer. COSTELLO: What's bundled to my computer? ABBOT: Money. COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? ABBOT: Yes. No extra charge. COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? ABBOT: One copy. COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? ABBOT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money. COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? ABBOT: Why not, they own it.

世界各国一绝！ Only in the States! In the US, some gas stations offer both snacks and gas, but gas means both gasoline and "fart" :-)

耶？Scandinavia 是上海外国语大学的? 离开上海好久了，上海外国语大学是不是靠近虹口体育场的? 我家在虹口的老居早已经被推掉了，童年的回忆也荡然无存...

最新消息 2004年美国平均家庭收入为44389美元，和2003年的数字相比没有变化。其中黑人家庭的平均收入最低，只有30134美元；而亚裔家庭的平均收入则是最高的，达到了57518美元。非西班牙裔白人和西班牙裔的家庭平均收入分别为48977美元和34241美元.

God! I love the South :-) 我就是喜欢南方佬 :-) 瞧瞧!

Attn: "君之恋"君耶?! 我也吃惊不小！"君之恋"当真是日本人吗？从你的中文里一点都看不出啊！虽然我在公司有上千日本同僚，但还是第一次看到外国人能说还能写地道的中文，而且又是君迷! Yoroshiku!我曾在广岛住过，巧得很，那儿也叫“中国”，对应那“北国之春”，可能是中部的意思吧。随便问一下：nanakusa 是哪天吃的？说出来我信你:-)

大家帮我加点！这两天看到有人提“万宝路”和“KENT”，动了一下坏脑筋，KENT = Kiss Every New TongueMARLBORO = Man Always Remember Ladies Because Of Romance OnlyFORD = Fail Or Repair DailyFIAT = Fix It Again, Tony! (FIAT is an Italian car and Tony is a typical Italian name)...谁帮我加点？

关老，您还在杭州吧？请注意这条新闻! http://news.163.com/05/0715/09/1OMLU60C0001122B.html

男人的好奇心!! Most men like working on things, tools, objects, fixing things (修修补补). This is what men enjoy doing. Have you ever noticed a guy was out in his driveway (屋前的停车道) working on something with tools, how all the other men in the neighborhood are magnetically drawn to this activity? They just come wandering out of the house like zombies(僵尸). Men, it's true, men hear a drill(电钻), it's like a dog whistle(哨子). Just.. you know, they go running up to that living room curtain, "Honey, I think Jim's working on something over there." So they run over to the guy. Now they don't actually help the guy. No, they just want to hang around the area where work is being done. That's what men want to do. We want to watch the guy, we want to talk to him, we want to ask him dumb questions. You know, we feel involved. That's why when they have construction sites, they have to have those wood panel fences (木栅栏) around it, that's just to keep the men out. They cut those little holes for us so we can see what the hell is going on. But if they don't cut those holes - we are climbing those fences...

有感于用中文记外语单词音... 逛了几个吧，发现很多帖要求别人写中文字来告诉他如何读，这让我想起小时候一件趣事。我小学的英语课本全部是政治内容，有一次老师教revolutionary tradition (革命传统), 见一同学埋头狂写，老师纳闷，"你不跟我读，写什么呢?"抢过课本一看，扑哧笑了，随公布于众. 这位老兄写的是：来了鲁迅那里吃点心! 全班扑倒 ;-)

有感于用中文记英语单词音... 逛了几个吧，发现很多帖要求别人写中文字来告诉他如何读，这让我想起小时候一件趣事。我小学的英语课本全部是政治内容，有一次老师教revolutionary traditiona (革命传统), 见一同学埋头狂写，老师纳闷，"你不跟我读，写什么呢?"抢过课本一看，扑哧笑了，随公布于众. 这位老兄写的是：来了鲁迅那里吃点心! 全班扑倒 ;-)

看看咱们报纸的翻译, 绝! 今天的新闻:http://content.sina.com/news/82/34/8823410_1_b5.html明报专讯】成龙近期在荷李活的发展似乎停下脚步，尤其是《火并时速 3》开拍无期。原来是因为与他拍档了两集《火并时速》的黑人演员基斯德加扭计，所以才会暂搁置，但未有影响成龙未来的拍片大计。火并时速 = Rush Hour? (rush hour 是上下班的高峰时间-- 对交通而言)基斯德加扭计? Chris Tucker? "基斯"我认了， Tucker = 德加扭计?厉害吧?！我无言!

几张君图和歌曲... 我也贡献几张CD照，并附歌曲名，需要君的哪首日语歌请告诉我，我会传到公用信箱: [email protected],密码: denglijun

致: pasodoble Hola! 特喜欢你的ID，难道你真会跳 Pasodoble ？10大国际标准舞中我唯独不会 Pasodoble，但特喜欢那股西班牙激情。Nice to meet you here buddy...JJ

石川san 御座imasuka? 我找一首“居酒屋Part 2 二枚目酒”，您知道这首歌吗?JJ von den USA

有个想法... 既然大家都喜欢张蔷的歌，有些人有歌而有些人则苦于找歌，我们何不来个“共乐乐”？在 126 或 163 开个公用信箱，大家把自己的歌上传到信箱里，按平均每歌 4MB 计算，我们至少可以分享500首歌呢！不知各位意下如何？

我找一歌... 听张蔷歌的时代，CD还不流行，买的磁带都听坏了。记得一歌唱到：青青的草原上，留下我们的吻。。。(原歌是松田圣子唱的) 记不得那歌的名字了，哪位帮下忙？多谢！多谢！

有喜欢演歌的吗? 求mp3 也愿和大家分享...JJ from Jersey

请问! 公用信箱还在吗? 好久没来了, 想必又有很多好歌, 能告诉我信箱和密码吗?多谢多谢!JJ

有没有教皇的消息?? 不知他的肺病养得如何...他常有醒目之作,言词偶尔偏激,引大家争论但从不记恨, 有认识他的给带个讯吧...JJ

寻一首老歌

不知这个是否允许? 第一次来龙吧,诚惶诚恐!我很喜欢龙飘飘的歌,买了一些CD但有些好歌始终搞不到,grrr! 便想到此挖点金. 在其凤飞飞吧里看到一个公共邮箱,存在网易上,空间挺大,专放大家喜欢的歌曲,试了一下,下载速度很快, 一首歌一分钟都不到, 我们是否也来一个,大家可以分享分享龙飘飘的歌?JJ

这吧里有没有大连人? 关於段品章模仿邓丽君. 记得20年前大连有个段品章, 出了合音带几乎全是邓丽君的歌, 其中"云河" 和 "古树下"模仿得颇像.有没有大连人知道段品章还在唱吗? JJ

有这麽一首歌开头俩句是: 相约榕树下, 有笑又有打. 请问这首歌是凤飞飞唱的吗?JJ

想了解各位君迷的口味你的口味是偏向古典,古典现代改编,民谣,乡村,流行,摇滚还是金属?我偏向古典,流行,民谣喜欢Tuscany(意大利)和 Celtic(爱尔兰).JJ

谁有小虫的"坏小孩"? 能否直接送我信箱? 我愿交换其他的歌, 只要我有, 我现有千首中,日,英,法,德,西,葡,苏,印语.多谢多谢多谢[email protected]

请帮忙找找这几首歌, 多谢了! 下午在百度呆了几小时都没下载到一首,mp3文件太小了,有的还没 1MB :-( 请问谁有:夏的季节,凉呀凉,夏艳,在雨中,好好爱我,我是一片云...能否直接送我信箱? thanks a million! 多谢多谢多谢!以前听过很多凤飞飞的歌, 这里好像列得不多,能否推荐推荐?对了, 加州据说有凤飞飞日,是哪天呢? 她以前在三蕃市还是 LA?Have a great weekend!JJ from [email protected]