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男人和女人的故事(图)~~~转自百度新闻 ........ 婚姻如同上吊,别以为绳索一拉双脚腾空,就很快结束。事实上,你还得经历一段挣扎,抽搐,窒息,才能到达平静的阶段。身在爱情里的人是仙人,身在婚姻里的人超人。每个女人一生中至少有一次会穿上白色的实验袍,那就是结婚礼服。    男人和女人之所以处不好。是因为男人需要的是女人,女人需要的是仆人。 女人想使你快乐时,你不见得会快乐,但若女人想使你痛苦的话,你绝对会痛苦。 太太需要丈夫的一切,除了丈夫本身。 使离婚率降低的最好方法就是降低结婚率。 爱情是一种理想,婚姻是一种现实,两者兼而得之的人,必定是优良的搅拌专家。 爱情像双翼蝴蝶,婚姻是它孵出来的毛毛虫。 婚姻是:人类在不知如何浪费生命的状态下想出来的最有效的一招。 叫一个女人说我错了,比叫一个男人说整套绕口令还困难。 现代女子对每一次恋情的评价,百分之八十是依当时自己必型美丑与服装价格而定。    试述现代派爱情与好莱坞电影恋情之不同,后者的服装及布景比较高级。 哈姆雷特:要活下去还是不要?那真是一个问题。 超级艳星:要美容下去还是不要?那真是一个问题。 如果你有说梦话的习惯,你最好找一个和老婆同名的情妇。 惟一能打断老婆说话的人,是丈母娘。 有的男人拼死欲做男人堆里的领导者,也有男人宁愿只当女人堆里的追随者。 婚姻如同一座危楼,你永远不知道何时会垮,当意识到可能会垮时,它已经垮了。 好女孩记日记——坏事除处。 婚姻是悲剧,但观众都把它当喜剧看。 没有人喜欢悲剧,但大家都必须结婚。 一切都以恋爱开始,以结婚结束。 男人可以为爱情牺牲到什么程度?答案是:可以到牺牲自己老婆孩子的程度。 结婚的原因是来电,离婚的原因是短路。 爱情的抵押就是婚姻。 结婚需要理由,离婚需要的只是借口。 当一个人了解女人时,他会同情男人,但当一个人研究男人时,他会原谅女人。 令你心仪的女人的数目与你结婚的年龄成正比。
青姐~~过来看看..值得一瞧! 爱情的黑色幽默 *谈好恋爱的秘诀在于,不必严肃,但必须正经!   *选择好男人需要方法,在尚未抓到诀窍前只要学会说“不”!   *就算已经达到嘴对嘴的关系,也要保持手牵手的距离!   *情书大全在图书的分类,应该属于科幻类!   *不要以为男人喜欢瘦女人,他们要的是整体苗条,局部丰满!   *男人的习惯是,说“我要你”时生猛有劲;讲“我爱你”时有气无力!   *多少要学会一些糟蹋男人的方法,否则这么多的无聊男子该如何打发!   *结婚前要做健康检查,恋爱时要做智力测验!   *失恋的明显症状就是失态!   *爱情老手,通常不会轻易将恋爱谈出结果!   *从眼睛流露出来的爱情比较不容易造假!   *要善待爱情,因为它不会一辈子跟着你!   *男人心虚的反应常有两种,献殷勤和耍无赖!   *婚姻是难度最高的爱情,因为必须边啃面包边谈它!   *所谓外遇,就是有了爱情和面包之后,还想吃蛋糕的心情!   *世界上没有不会做家事的男人,只有不愿做家事的丈夫!   *做个智慧的女人,要懂得如何去爱一个男人和他的钱!   *所谓罗曼蒂克就是帮老婆买回包心菜时会顺手带回朵玫瑰花!   *不用怀疑,顺着红地毯的方向就能轻易地走到厨房!
● Rich Dad & Poor Dad ● (英文原版) INTRODUCTION There is a Need Does school prepare children for the real world? "Study hard and get good grades and you will find a high-paying job with great benefits," my parents used to say. Their goal in life was to provide a college education for my older sister and me, so that we would have the greatest chance for success in life. When T finally earned my diploma in 1976-graduating with honors, and near the top of my class, in accounting from Florida State University-my parents had realized their goal. It was the crowning achievement of their lives. In accordance with the "Master Plan," I was hired by a "Big 8" accounting firm, and I looked forward to a long career and retirement at an early age. My husband, Michael, followed a similar path. We both came from hard-working families, of modest means but with strong work ethics. Michael also graduated with honors, but he did it twice: first as an engineer and then from law school. He was quickly recruited by a prestigious Washington, D.C., law firm that specialized in patent law, and his future seemed bright, career path well-defined and early retirement guaranteed. Although we have been successful in our careers, they have not turned out quite as we expected. We both have changed positions several times-for all the right reasons-but there are no pension plans vesting on our behalf. Our retirement funds are growing only through our individual contributions. Michael and I have a wonderful marriage with three great children. As I write this, two are in college and one is just beginning high school. We have spent a fortune making sure our children have received the best education available. One day in 1996, one of my children came home disillusioned with school. He was bored and tired of studying. "Why should I put time into studying subjects I will never use in real life?" he protested. Without thinking, I responded, "Because if you don't get good grades, you won't get into college." "Regardless of whether I go to college," he replied, "I'm going to be rich." "If you don't graduate from college, you won't get a good job," I responded with a tinge of panic and motherly concern. "And if you don't have a good job, how do you plan to get rich?" My son smirked and slowly shook his head with mild boredom. We have had this talk many times before. He lowered his head and rolled his eyes. My words of motherly wisdom were falling on deaf ears once again. Though smart and strong-willed, he has always been a polite and respectful young man. "Mom," he began. It was my turn to be lectured. "Get with the times! Look around; the richest people didn't get rich because of their educations. Look at Michael Jordan and Madonna. Even Bill Gates, who dropped out of Harvard, founded Microsoft; he is now the richest man in America, and he's still in his 30s. There is a baseball pitcher who makes more than $4 million a year even though he has been labeled `mentally challenged.' " There was a long silence between us. It was dawning on me that I was giving my son the same advice my parents had given me. The world around us has changed, but the advice hasn't.  
___魅力女人___ ---------..漂亮的女人不一定美丽,美丽的女人也不一定漂亮;如果一个女人两者都占尽,那一定是个完美的女人。这世上完美的女人少之又少,所以作为女人要不断地追求完美,那样才会成为一个美丽的女人。 做一个美丽的女人也不难:气质与内涵、言谈与举止,配上得体的衣着,当然如果有漂亮的容颜,那是好上加好了。也有人说女人有三***宝:魅力、气质和好人缘。一位哲人说:“任何外表的美如果没有内在的气质加以修饰那都是不完美的。” 女人漂亮与否是在出世的那一天就注定了,女人的美丽却是在后天的生活中所提取的精华。有很多漂亮的女人认为自己漂亮,却忽视了怎样去做一个美丽的女人,也许在那张漂亮的容颜后面,藏有一颗罪恶的心灵。面若桃花,心如毒蛇的女人多的是,她们借着外表的漂亮欺骗着一些肤浅的男人。当然,也有男人甘愿受这样的欺骗。 女人是因可爱才美丽。试问,一个心如毒蛇的女人能可爱吗?我一直认为做人应该是“不因善小而不为,不因恶小而为之”,做女人也更要如此,中国妇女的传统美德里面,善良应该占在最前面了。在男人眼里,一个善良的女人远比一个心毒的女人更让他们爱恋、倾情和心动。 一个可爱的女人,她的美丽是持久的。因为她可爱,她就会有一颗年轻、平和而简单的心。女人的容貌可以随岁月而老去,而一颗年轻的心才是永远不会老的;做个平和的女人,更做个知足常乐的女人!女人平和的心态会让她没有贪心,女人一旦有了贪心就谈不上可爱了,贪心可以让女人做出有损女人美丽的行为,或许让女人的漂亮变为一幅臭皮囊;做个简单的女人,不要做那种心计太多的女人,那样男人会时刻提防的,甚至望而却步。简单的女人,在别人眼里并不是真正的简单,所以说,想做一个简单的女人也不是那么容易的。 女人的气质内涵是让男人去感觉和体会的,这也是女人美丽最大的法宝。女人可以不漂亮,但一定要有较好的气质与内涵,而这些是,女人在生活里,学习中,不断地去吸取人生的精华!很多漂亮的女人忽视了这些,总认为自己漂亮,有足够的资本去俘获男人;然而当岁月把她的漂亮摧毁时,男人也就没有了兴趣,最终遭遇被抛弃。 做个自信独立的女人,要走自己的路,那样就不会成为男人的附属品。俗话说:自古红颜多薄命。女人的薄命并不能全怪男人,从古至今有那么多的红颜,因她的颜容而成为男人的附属品,才导致命薄;如果她们再自信独立一点就不会薄命了。古代红颜命薄是因为社会的原因,现在的那些二奶、情人呢?正是因为上天给了她们漂亮的容颜,才让她们凭着这些不需要努力而享受荣华宝贵,这样也就失去了自我。一个女人自信了,就会变得美丽。 合体的衣着是女人给别人的第一印象。合体的衣着并不是指那些漂亮时尚的衣服,而是穿适合自己的身份、性格、年龄、职业的衣服,更重要的是要穿出自己鲜明的个性。如今,很多女人做了流行时装的奴隶。我想合体的衣着也该包括女人的脸部化妆,女人本来是一朵妖艳的花,化妆会让女人更加明艳照人。然化妆是很有学问的,化妆得好,会让你更加美丽动人,否则,只会令人生厌。适当的化妆,只会使女人更具有魅力,吸引男人目光! 如果你是女强人要学会做个小女人,做一个多面女人并不是虚假,是为了你爱的男人。男人口中的“出得庭堂,进得厨房”可能就是这个意思吧。他们更希望有一个职业女性和家庭妇女的综合体的女人做老婆。一个在外面交际广泛、工作能力强的女性,回到家里又能把老公、孩子照顾好的女人,男人都会爱的,也会尊重的。 所以,如果你是一个漂亮的女人就做一个完美的女人吧!如果你不是一个漂亮的女人就做个美丽的女人吧!
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