我是fz5119的个人资料

。。。尊敬的考官老师和各位同学大家上午好，我叫，是来自西南大学的一名硕士研究生，本科时的专业是外贸英语，研究生时的专业也是英语，英语语言学。虽然我是一名文学硕士，但我并不是纯粹意义上的文学青年，尤其是在最近的求职历练中，我越发感觉到了即将进入社会的压力和责任。虽然我是一名英语专业的学生，但我一直认为，英语更多的是充当交流沟通的工具，因此我也愿意跳脱出英语专业的局限来寻求其他行业的工作机会。通过我个人的实践，我发现其实站在讲台上当老师和身处银行里作职员在本质上是很相同的，既要最高效率的为学生/顾客们排忧解难，又要特别注意自身的服务态度否则只能是事倍功半，这对每个人来说都不能不说是一种挑战。如果我获得这次机会，我相信凭借我的努力能够在最短的时间内完成由学生至职员，由语言至金融等多层面的身份转换，以全新的面貌适应全新的环境，谢谢大家。

如果非要进行高考改革，你们会怎么改？如果是我说了算我就把英语加到300分

这套表情最近很火啊

大小姐，贵州在召唤你！ @天上院cook 具体参加咱们学校本科生就业信息网贵州仁怀外国语学校（北师大实验学校）招聘时间：2013.12.3 上午9:00 招聘地点：招聘大厅面试间5 仁怀外国语学校是仁怀市政府和北京师范大学合作创办的一所12年一贯制公办学校，按照北师大附校模式管理，预备明年升为北师大附属学校，现需招聘入编教师56名。免师待遇：财政工资为4600元/月（包括基础工资、绩效、增量以及政府奖励），校内补贴和奖励平均每年3万元，其中5000元用于北师大平台培训；每位教师享受10万元的购房补贴，在未购房时学校可提供教师周转房或每月500元租房补贴，学区房价格预计3000元每平方米；免费师范生免试读研，报销40%学费。硕士待遇更加优厚，一年后直接认定为中一，购房补贴20万。招聘计划：语文13；数学12；英语12，物理2，化学2，生物4，地理5，政治3，音乐1，美术1，心理1。

一觉醒来六维积分变成了-480分无力吐槽。。。这是哪个小伙伴帮我的忙。。。

想到一个最快胜利的方法，求爆对面后手一回合硬币上米尔豪斯，自己是法爷手里两张炎爆两张火球，第二回合解决对面

不是说充值送的那个橙卡是逗比卡么！！！· 刚才一手好牌对面打出一个那个逗比卡，召唤出一个0/4的每回合给己方单位+1/+1，尼玛直接崩盘，这不好吧！！！

今天国考，打酱油打的飞起时隔多年又写了一次话题作文，这一次不用担心得分问题，果断洋洋洒洒写成了网络段子，啊哈哈

今晚要看Jay的演唱会了这一周疯狂的各种玩，结束后要恶补进度了。。。

唔，似乎每次出门都会来掉下jj的一楼不给看

大晚上逛虎扑看帖子笑尿了 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fbbs.hupu.com%2F6679735.html&urlrefer=8ed26fcec050d4c8ea2e83ac17e3fae0不知道链接会不会被抽，大家对广场舞有什么看法

尼玛，我嗅到了还没就业就要失业的节奏高考英语要降分了！！！目测星湿大神必定很满意

前女神结婚了心情复杂

终于十级了

你们能想象一个人从早到晚一句话不说都在学习么？寝室要考博的学霸最近开启了无敌模式，除了吃饭睡觉之外所有时间都是一句话不说的学习看书，看都不看我们一眼，寝室不能有动静，门都不能开着。尼玛啊！赐予我一个这样的学霸内核吧！

anniversary day!

强核力所赋予物质的质量和由希格斯场阐释的部分是相互独立的是吧

跟大小姐的室友成同事了 @天上院cook

昨天老爸打电话给我，有些小感触我爸说家里ipad里的图片不会删，我让他连上电脑用itunes删。晚上又给我打电话说一连上电脑提示要更新系统，他点了更新然后就开不开机了，修复也不会操作，只能明天拿去让别人帮忙了。我爸从来都是走在科技前沿，以前在我还没听说过小霸王、GB、摄像机、单反、星际争霸的时候，他老人家就已经买回家玩的风生水起了，结果现在还是折腾不过一个iPad，顿觉老爸还是老了。。。。

厄齐尔首球！！！好爽！

上场对斯旺西的第二天是关键求职面试没能看比赛，如今卖身契已签熬夜也要看球，我厂求给力！

To 签 or not to 签纠结感蛋疼完全战胜了喜悦感

今天通过了重庆一中的校招，但还在犹豫是否签约，求分析，谢谢！今天面试结束宣布录用结果之后，校长发言，主要传递了这么几个主题： 1. 签约时要先交10000块钱的定金，如果届时不来报道就不予退回； 2. 签约对象不是一中，而是一个叫重庆飞驶特人力资源管理有限公司的公司，据称是属于重庆市劳动保障局的人力公司；第一次签约为1年，1年后续签时为4年，再后来才是长期合同； 3. 应该是没有编制的，全部属于民办教师，听起来应该也是要进分校，总部的可能性很小。但校长们的意思是待遇一样，而且分校的工资还要多一些，还搬出一大堆理论说将来民办学校的趋势会越来越强，而且民办教师和公办教师的退休后待遇差距也在缩小。但是听说重庆今年的重点中学都没有编制，而且就近两年看，新老师分去分校似乎也是必然的结果。其实按我的理解，说简单了就是【至少当五年没编制的打工仔还得在分校】。请问下各位有经验的老师们，这样的话适合签吗？

明天上午第一次参加求职面试，狗哥求保佑现在做简历要注意什么？我做了个一页式的简历，参考了这个模板，高大上的工作党们帮忙给参谋参谋哈

现在还没睡，你以为我在等阿森纳3点的比赛？其实我只是苦逼论文党而已。。。。。

唉，电脑网速还没手机网速快的节奏重做了系统感觉好清爽，但是重新下载各种软件这逗比网速真心坑爹。。。

看来我智商硬伤。。。。。。。刚才去财务报销，2900元，我跟出纳说我这正好有100，你给我3000，出纳笑了，我哪说错了？PS：一时想不通，反应过来才发现自己智商真的是硬伤啊~

没人吐槽272一脚抡倒三个人么

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我发现『土豪我们做朋友』可以用哆啦A梦主题曲唱出来土豪我们做朋友♪蹭吃蹭喝蹭姑娘♪只要有了土豪朋友快乐就能无限延长♬镜头单反送几样♪手办娃娃随便拿♪大把钞票甩我脸上大把妹子来分享♬

这学期的手机流量套餐碉堡了

推荐一个手机应用就叫一个，貌似是韩寒主编的，每天一张图片一句警句一篇短文一个问答，挺有文娱小清新范儿的～

回学校发现寝室变成男女混寝了一楼二楼是女生，好像还是大一的。。。@天上院cook

这墨迹天气和Google服务是什么情况？

回看了下还珠格格最后一集尔康说“紫薇，我用我的生命起誓，从此我们的生活里只有姓福，姓福，姓福。”顿时笑尿

大半夜的报复下社会手机出问题折腾到现在。。。

一天刷新八百遍，各种转运真揪心

德文哈里斯老将底薪签约小牛一转眼的功夫德文哈里斯都30岁了，脑子里都还是这货当年在小牛时候愣头青的样子啊……

切了块五花肉感觉手腕都不是自己的了

一个人在屋里看了三傻大闹宝莱坞时笑时哭时赞时美，爽！绝世好片！

不掉下JJ难解我心头之痒！ (暴躁)

某人的电脑刚买了一年不到出现了各种问题某人的电脑刚买了一年不到出现了各种问题，昨晚开机出现如此提示，今早自己又好了。求高人指点啊

C盘莫名其妙的又满了，垃圾清理也没用求告知怎么能看出来到底偷偷的多了些什么文件啊？

虚拟语气基础练习虚拟语气基础练习 1. If I were a boy, I _____ the army（军队）. A. would join（参加） B. would be joined C. had joined D. will join 2. If she had time, she _____ with you. A. wouldn’t go B. would have gone C. had gone D. should go 3. If he ____ my advice, he would have succeeded in the competition（竞争）. A. would take B. had taken C. have taken D. took 4. If it _____ to rain tomorrow, the football match_____. A. were, would put off（推迟） B. should, would be put off C. had, would put off D. were, would be put off 5. I wish it _____ spring all the year round. A. is B. were C. was D. had been 6. I wish I _____ the answer. A. know B. should know C. had known D. had been known 7. I wish I _____ like a bird. A. fly B. should fly C. could fly D. am flying 8. She suggested we _____ here at once. A. are leaving B. had left C. left D. should leave 9. The doctor ordered she_____. A. should operate（手术） B. to be operated C. operate D. be operated 10. He suggested that the meeting _____ put off. A. not be B. should not C. wouldn’t D. be not 11. Don’t come this afternoon. I’d rather you _____ tomorrow. A. come B. to come C. came D. will come 12. If my lawyer（律师）_____ here last Saturday, he _____ me from going. A. had been; would have prevented B. had been; would prevent（阻止） C. were; would prevent D. were; would have prevented 13. It is high time that our child _____ to do some housework（家务）. A. learned B. learn C. will learn D. would learn 14. If he had studied hard, he_____ the exam. A. would pass　 B. could pass　 C. had passed　 D. would have passed 15. Mrs. Black insists that she ______ in that old hotel. A. not to stay　 B. not staying　 C. staying not　 D. not stay 16. If you had spoken clearly, you would______. A. understand it　 B. have understood　C. be understood D. have been understood 17. If you ______ that late movie last night, you wouldn’t be so sleepy（困倦的）. A. haven’t watched　 B. hadn’t watched C. didn’t watch　 D. wouldn’t have watched 18. If there were no water in the world, everything ______. A. will die B. would die C. would have died　 D. would have been dead 19. ______ what was going to happen, I would never have left her alone. A. If had I known　 B. If I know　 C. If I knew　 D. If I had known 20. He ordered that the work ______ right away. A. should finish　B. finished　C. would be finished　D. be finished 21. If I had had enough time, I______ my work. A. would finish B. must have finished C. would have finished　 D. had finished 22. Mr. Green requires that the students ______ a composition（作文）every week. A. write　　 B. written　　 C. would write　　 D. will write 23. I wish I ______ what is happening there in his country. A. know　 B. known 　C. knew 　D. should know 24. It’s time that we ______ to the railway station (火车站). A. go　 B. be going　 C. should go　 D. gone 25. If they______ us, our experiment（实验）would have failed（失败）. A. had not helped　 B. had helped C. not helped　 D. don’t help 26. Mother often tells us that it is necessary（必要的） that we ______ a glass of water after we get up. A. to drink　 B. drunk　 C. had drunk　 D. drink 27. She insisted that she______ to work in the small town. A. should send（派送）　B. sent C. be sent D. sends 28. If I ______ his telephone number, I would have rung him. A. did not forget B. had not forgotten C. forgot D. have not forgotten 29. He is busy now. If he ______ free, he ______ with you. A. had been; would go B. were; would go C. had been; would have gone　 D. were; had gone 30. The manager（经理） was in his office then（那时）. If he ______here, everything ______ in a minute. A. were; will be settled（解决） B. were; would have been settled C. had been; would have been settled D. had been; will be settled

代沟是会呼吸的痛暑假接的两个家教，想和14岁的小孩找到些共同话题好难。。。

昨天果断断签了一天前天大学基友前来探望，紧跟着昨晚又跟研究生基友群出去喝酒。。。。。。全部贴吧都断签了(心照不宣)

开题陈述 Good afternoon dear professors, it’s my greatest honor to present you my scheme for my dissertation of MA degree. As you can see from the material in your hands right now, my research is about the functional approach to characterization of Ulysses. Ulysses as you know is a literary masterpiece of James Joyce and Ulysses is best known for its extreme utilization of stream-of-consciousness techniques. It may be confusing for you that why would a student of linguistics take the risk to analyze a literary masterpiece, especially Ulysses which is known as the book of heaven and considered to be among the books hardest to understand, right? Well, actually it is because I’m taking a specific linguistic approach, that is the functional stylistics, to interpret the construction of characters in this novel. I became extremely interested particularly in the study of how the study of transitivity system helps us to better understand the theme of some novels, and after I have written an essay on the transitivity analysis of The Snows of Kilimanjaro in which stream-of-consciousness narrations take place, I challenged myself with this piece of thought: “Why not try my hands on the most famous and representative stream-of-consciousness novel?” And here comes the consequences. Within the realm of my survey, apparently very few attempts have been made to the study of Ulysses in the perspective of functional linguistics, so the former studies I can resort to mainly lie in the following two aspects: the literary and stylistic criticism on Ulysses as a stream-of-consciousness novel and the functional stylistic analysis of other novels, especially stream-of-consciousness ones. Ulysses has been a target for criticism ever since its birth as a published book in 1922. An untold number of literary scholars have studied Ulysses from many literary perspectives, such as aesthetics, mythical, feminist, postcolonial and culture studies and so forth, at the same time, a comparatively smaller number of linguistic and stylistic experts have made their comments on this novel. It is not surprising that the Joycean studies in China lags behind those abroad, which can be reflected in both the number of essays and books published and the depth of the studies on Ulysses. On the other hand, functional stylistics have been a heated-discussed topic in recent decades since Halliday published his famous essay in which he did a transitivity analysis of the novel The Inheritors and came to the conclusion that transitivity plays a decisive role in revealing the characters’ control of their surrounding at different stages and laid the theoretical foundation for functional stylistics. In my dissertation I would like to interpret the characterization of Ulysses in three perspectives: transitivity system, the appraisal theory and the thematic progression patterns, which respectively fall into the categories of ideational, interpersonal and textual metafunctions in SFL. Apparently experts like Shen Dan, Zhang Delu and so on have made remarkable contribution in the application of functional linguistics to the study of novels and other literary styles, but researches on the application to the stream-of-consciousness novels have not developed into a main stream, a large proportion of which are degree dissertations. So dear professors, what you are holding in hands right now is just an immature plan which is undoubtedly filled with uncertainty and ignorance, but I’m sure I will be benefited a lot by your insightful opinions hereafter. Now I’m ready for them. Thank you.

一晚上洗了3次澡

第一次发现原来咖啡真的这么有效啊赶工论文中，十二点喝了杯咖啡现在还毫无倦意的说。。。

大小姐，可否资助几只蚕宝宝我捡到一只雏鸟，没有虫子喂它啊→_→

十年了十年前哥收到了人生中的第一张好人卡

今早做了个生物学试验，可否保送生物科技学院博士 @天上院cook 网上说肥皂水能杀蟑螂，刚才拿一只濒死的大蟑螂做了个试验，发现效果比较拔群~

莫名其妙的笑点刘备正休息，帐外传来喊杀之声，关羽冲进帐来：“我们被包围了，大哥快走！”刘备大惊：“云长，你要帮我断后。”“没问题！”关羽手起刀落，床头玩耍的刘禅被砍成两截。刘备大怒：“尼玛我说的不是这个！”关羽回身一刀又砍死了一旁的刘封。 “Cao！也不是这个！”刀光一闪，刘备腿间一片血红…

看了看绿箭侠剧情怎一个狗血了得

拿什么来拯救你我的RP

弓马全身只有一个战旅加mf，居然出了这个。。。

寝室厕所里的蜘蛛好勤奋 2楼高清图，心理承受力差的别点开大图哦

大小姐咱俩真是冤家路窄下午足球赛第一场又是抽到了你们生技