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QQ在线计划说明 原QQ在线时长计划公告 腾讯公司将于2005年8月15日推出新的QQ在线计划服务。通过累积活跃天数,您就可以获取相应的QQ等级。累积在线天数将有机会参加我们即将推出的奖励活动和享受相关的优惠服务,而不影响正常的QQ使用。 拥有QQ在线等级为太阳级别及以上的用户,可享受任意上传设置QQ自定义头像和建立一个QQ群的尊贵特权。 使用腾讯QQ(包括在线,隐身,离开状态),使用腾讯TM,或是在WinCE平台下用手机登录腾讯QQ,均计入活跃天数长。QQ在线等级由太阳,月亮,星星三个图标标识。 您可以在好友资料和好友资料浮出Tips显示中查看好友的在线等级。也可以在主面板自己头像的浮出Tips中查看自己的在线等级。 “活跃天数”的计算 “活跃天”指的是如果用户当天使用QQ超过一定的时间,我们就认为用户这一天是活跃的,会为其活跃天数加上一天。 我们从统计数据出发,为“活跃天数”的计算做如下定义: 当天(0:00-23:59)使用QQ在2小时(及2小时以上),算用户当天为活跃天,为其活跃天数累积1天。 当天(0:00-23:59)使用QQ在0.5小时至2小时,为其活跃天数累积0.5天。 当天(0:00-23:59)使用QQ在0.5小时以下的,不为其累积活跃天数 现有的时长如何换算成天数 用户目前的等级以如下的计算公式换算成天数 假设用户的等级为N,则换算成天数D为:  主要等级对应的在线时长,等级图标和等级一览表:等级 原来需要的小时数 现需要天数 1 20 5 2 50 12 3 90 21 4 140 32 5 200 45 6 270 60 7 350 77 8 440 96 12 900 192 16 1520 320 32 5600 1152 48 12240 2496 举例:假设有一用户其目前时长等级为13级,则换算成“活跃天数”为: “活跃天数” = 13×13+4×13 = 221天 如果这个用户在今天使用QQ 3小时,根据“活跃天数”的定义,我们为其“活跃天数”累积1天,则该用户的“活跃天数”为222天。 QQ2005 beta2及之前的版本上有什么变化? 推出时长调整方案后,在线时长成为QQ上记录使用时间的一个小功能,不再与等级挂钩。QQ2005 beta2及以前版本客户端上,自己的头像Tips里在线时长继续累积,而剩余时长变为0。在QQ2005 beta3及之后的版本中,头像TIPS会出现活跃天数及剩余活跃天数。常见问题1.问:等级计算方式调整后,星星太阳会消失吗? 答:不会,这次调整只是调整时长计算方式,对表现形式不做修改,用户的星星太阳不会减少,更不会消失。 2.问:换算后,我的等级会降低吗? 答:不会,用户当前的等级不会有任何改变,比如一个用户当前为16级,调整后仍然会是16级,并且处于升级中的小时数仍然会换算成天,不会丢失。3.问:调整后,太阳用户的权限会取消吗? 答:不会,太阳用户仍然拥有当前的开群及自定义头像等权利,而且,调整后新加入太阳(16级)的用户仍然拥有以上权限。 4.问:调整后,即使我一天上线16小时,也只为我的“活跃天数”累积一天吗? 答:是的,只累积一天。不过提醒您注意休息,健康上网 :) 5.问:如果我是晚上11点半上线,1点半下线,那怎么算我的活跃天数? 答:我们服务器会在一定的时间内统计用户当天的在线时长。11:59分之前的部分,算入前一天的活跃天累计时间;0:00之后,算入下一天的活跃天累计时间。
8个超隐晦的笑话 1。从前有三只蝙蝠去酒吧喝酒。第一只蝙蝠说:“老板,来杯鲜血。”其他两只看到了说:“BS你,都啥年代了,还喝老口味。”第二只蝙蝠说:“老板一杯柠檬鲜血。”其他两只蝙蝠笑到:“看你那口味。”第三只蝙蝠说:“老板一杯开水。” 2。一位精子先生说:“oh shit” 3。一个医院.医生和护士都很丑.有个病人去拔牙.结果流血过多死了 4。曾志伟想要弃艺出家,于是来到庙中求方丈收留,方丈说必须通过两道测验,一是吃素3月.3月后,曾志伟拜见方丈求第二题.方丈给他一个铃当让他绑在JJ上,说如果你能看叶子眉三点全露而铃不响,我就收你为徒了.遂唤出叶子眉.曾志伟铃大响.方丈皱眉曰:不合格.曾志伟不服曰:"我就不信这庙里所有的和尚都能过这关.方丈无奈,只好唤出十个和尚,让叶再露点.果然只有曾志伟的铃响.响的太厉害了以至于铃掉到地上,曾志伟弯腰拾铃时其他十个铃才响. 5。一个色狼、一个财迷和一个同性恋同时死了,他们都想上天堂。上帝对他们说,必须在通过天堂的路上经受住考验,改掉生前的陋习才能进入天堂,否则就只能下地狱。三个人出发向天堂走,忽见路边有一群美女,走在前面的色狼忍不住冲过去要动手动脚,结果一下子掉进了地狱。另外两个人继续向前走,忽见地上有个钱包 ,依稀可见厚厚的一沓钞票,财迷弯腰去捡,在刚要触及钱包的一瞬,想起刚才色狼掉入地狱后的惨状,便忍住贪念,直起身来独自一人走完剩下的路程升入了天堂。 6。黄经理和B小姐有一腿,一日,B小姐给黄经理一幅画两只鸽子下面一只死羊.黄经理的秘书怎么也看不懂.就交给了经理,结果黄经理就大笑了起来. 7。白雪公主性饥渴——打一饮料名 8。最喜欢的日子:1月31号 最讨厌的日子:12月1号
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Something For The Pain Happiness, it´s been no friend to meBut forever after ain´t what it´s all cracked up to beYeah, I had a taste, you were my fantasyBut I lost my faith when I hit realityI don´t need no Guru to tell me what to doWhen you feeling like a headline on yesterday´s newsCome on , Come on, Come onGive me something for the painGive me something for the bluesGive me something for the pain when I feel I´ve been danglin´ fromA hang-man´s nooseGive me something for the painGive me something I can useTo get me through the nightMake me feel all right, something like youLoneliness has found a home in meMy suitcase and guitar are my only familyI´ve tried to need someone, like they needed meI opened up my heart but all I did was bleedI don´t need no lover, just to get screwedThey don´t make a bandage that is going to cover my bruiseCome on , Come on, Come onGive me something for the painGive me something for the bluesGive me something for the pain when I feel I´ve been danglin´ fromA hang-man´s nooseGive me something for the painGive me something I can useTo get me through the nightMake me feel all right, something like youPull me under (help I´m falling)Run through my veins (night is calling)To a place (feels like I´m flying)Where I feel no pain (Christ - I´m dying)Be the pillow under my headGive me cover when I´m in my bedTake me higher than I´ve ever beenTake me down and back againCome to me, be my disguiseOpen your coat, let me crawl insideCome on, Come on, Come onCome on , Come on, Come onGive me something for the painGive me something for the bluesGive me something for the pain when I feel I´ve been danglin´ fromA hang-man´s nooseGive me something for the painGive me something I can useTo get me through the nightMake me feel all right, something like youCome on , Come on, Come onGive me something for the painGive me something for the bluesGive me something for the pain when I feel I´ve been danglin´ fromA hang-man´s nooseGive me something for the painGive me something I can useTo get me through the nightMake me feel all right, something like you
hey god Hey God, I´m just a little man got a wife and familyBut I almost lost the house, Yeah I bought into the dreamWe´re barely holding on when I´m in way too deepWe´re two paychecks away from living out on the streetsShe´s a workin´ single mom, like a Saint she don´t complainShe never says a word, but she thinks that she´s to blameHer son just got convicted, he blew some punk awayShe did her best to raise him, but the world got in the wayHey God - Tell me what the hell is going onSeems like all the good shit´s goneIt keeps on getting harder hanging onHey God, there´s nights you know I want to screamThese days you´re even harder to believeI know how busy you must be, but Hey God....Do you ever think about meBorn into ghetto in 1991, just a happy childPlaying beneath the summer sunA vacant lots´ his playground, by 12 he´s got a gunThe odds are bet against him, junior don´t make 21Hey God - Tell me what the hell is going onSeems like all the good shit´s goneIt keeps on getting harder hanging onHey God, there´s nights you know I want to screamThese days you´re even harder to believeI know how busy you must be, but Hey God....Do you ever think about meI´d get down on my knees, I´m going to try this thing your waySeen a dying man too proud to beg spit on his own graveWas he too gone to save?Did you even know his name?Are you the one to blame, I got something to sayHey God - Tell me what the hell is going onSeems like all the good shit´s goneIt keeps on getting harder hanging onHey God, there´s nights you know I want to screamThese days you´re even harder to believeI know how busy you must be, but Hey God....Do you ever think about me
these days I was walking around, just a face in the crowdTrying to keep myself out of the rainSaw a vagabond king wear a styrofoam crownWondered if I might end up the sameThere´s a man out on the corner, singing old songs about changeEverybody got their cross to bare, these daysShe came looking for some shelter with a suitcase full of dreamsTo a motel room on the boulevardI guess she´s trying to be James DeanShe´s seen all the disciples and all the wanna be´sNo one wants to be themselves these daysStill there´s nothing to hold on to but these daysThese days - the stars seem out of reachThese days - there ain´t a ladder on these streetsThese days - are fast, love don´t last in this graceless ageThere ain´t anybody left but but us these daysJimmy shoes busted both his legs, trying to learn to flyFrom a second story window, he just jumped and closed his eyesHis mamma said he was crazy - he said mamma "I´ve got to try"Don´t you know that all my heroes diedAnd I guess I´d rather die than fade awayThese days - the stars seem out of reachBut these days - there ain´t a ladder on the streetsThese days - are fast, nothing lasts in this graceless ageEven innocence has caught the midnight trainAnd there ain´t anybody left but but us these daysI know Rome´s still burningThough the times have changedThis world keeps turning round and round and round and roundThese daysThese days - the stars seem out of reachBut these days - there ain´t a ladder on the streetsThese days - are fast, nothing lasts in this graceless ageEven innocence has caught the midnight trainAnd there ain´t anybody left but but us these daysThese days - the stars seem out of reachThese days - there ain´t a ladder on the streetsThese days - are fast, nothing lasts in this graceless ageThere ain´t no time to wasteThere ain´t anybody left to take the blameAnd there ain´t anybody left but but us these daysThere ain´t anybody left but but us these days
just older by bon joviHey, man, it's been a whileif you remember meWhen I hit the streets I was 17A little wild, a little greenI've been up and down and in betweenAfter all these years miles and memories,I'm still chasing dreamBut I ain't looking over my shoulderI like the bed I'm sleeping inIt's just like me, it's broken inIt's not old -- just olderLike a favorite pair of torn blue jeansThis skin I'm in it's alright with meIt's not old -- just olderIt's good to see your faceYou ain't no worse for wearBreathing that California airWhen we took on the worldwe were young and braveWe got secrets that we'll take to the graveAnd we're standing here shoulder to shoulderI like the bed I'm sleeping inIt's just like me, it's broken inIt's not old -- just olderLike a favorite pair of torn blue jeansThis skin I'm in it's alright with meIt's not old -- just olderI'm not old enough to sing the bluesBut I wore the holes in the soles of these shoesYou can roll the dice 'til they call your bluffBut you can't win until you're not afraid to loseWell, I look in the mirrorI don't hate what I seeThere's a few more lines staring back at meThe nights have grown a little colderHey man, I gotta runNow you take careIf you see coach T. Tell him I cut my hairIt's been all these yearsCan you believe I'm still chasing dreamsBut I ain't looking over my shoulderI like the bed I'm sleeping inIt's just like me, it's broken inIt's not old -- just olderLike a favorite pair of torn blue jeansThis skin I'm in it's alright with meIt' s not old -- just older
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