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雅虎问问:伦敦VS北京-你认为哪个开幕式更好? 转龙腾 原创翻译:龙腾网 http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ltaaa.com&urlrefer=1a3fc0fc28e7edd3f8a051048e82b7e4 翻译:irlu 转载请注明出处 本贴论坛地址:http://tieba.baidu.com/mo/q/checkurl?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ltaaa.com%2Fbbs%2Fthread-74230-1-1.html&urlrefer=f330a4436452ab671d67cf9f34298df2 答案: If you think London was better than any opening ceremony inliving memory, you must be on crack. It was aweful. I couldn't watch the wholething. 如果你认为伦敦开幕式比其他任何一个开幕式好,你肯定是吸了粉吧。糟透了,实在是看不下去。 London opening ceremony is pure trash. Beijing openingceremony on the other hand, was spectacular. 伦敦的开幕式纯粹是个垃圾。北京开幕式则相反,精彩绝伦。 Bejing was 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000… better 北京开幕式好1000000000000000000000000000000000000000倍 Beijing , obviously. London's seem so disorganized and while there weresome pretty big names, it just didn't relate well to the Olympics 很明显是北京 伦敦看起来乱糟糟的,虽然有很多明星,但是看不出这些人跟奥林匹克的一毛钱关系 Beijing had some better individual spots, but also had somereally stupid moments. London's was more consistently mediocre overall but forthe most part I didn't completely lose interest in it. I'm not sure why everyoneliked Beijing so much. 北京开幕式有一些更好的亮点,但是也有一些非常愚蠢的片段。伦敦整体上都一般,但是大部分时候我还是能打起兴趣。我不知道为啥大家都这么喜欢北京开幕式。 the beijing one becourse it has more people and it wasexciting than this one in London 北京。因为北京开幕式有更多的人,也比伦敦开幕式更让人兴奋。 I thought the London was so much better than Beijing! Theyhad Paul McCartney and James Bond (Well, Daniel Craig, but still) and the freakingQueen! What more do you want? 我认为伦敦开幕式比北京好得多。他们有保罗,詹姆斯邦德(好吧,虽然是丹尼尔版的,但好歹是邦德),还有神奇的女王,你还想要啥?(注:貌似在反讽) i'd prefer beijing's 我选北京 The Beijing opening ceremony was better...the London op.ceremony was nevertheless good, but performances and overall presentationseemed abrupt and vague to a certain extent...too many hopes were fastened toDanny Boyle, who produced a good display but not a great one...it was like TheAmazing Spiderman of 2012 which lacked the word 'Amazing'! Big names do notmake an event of such stature successful by themselves...much more isneeded..probably what we expected... 北京开幕式更好。伦敦虽然还行,但是表演和效果在某种程度上很乱,让人摸不着头脑。丹尼博伊尔被寄予太多的希望,虽然他做的还不错,但称不上伟大。就像2012版的蜘蛛侠,还是缺少“令人惊奇”感觉。那些明星本身也没能让这个开幕式更出彩,也许是我们期待太多。。。 Beijing. EVERYTHING about it blew meaway and I never got bored. With London, for me the only exciting parts wereseeing JK Rowling and the 100 ft tall voldemort, mr. Bean, the lighting of thetorch, and Paul McCartney. There were many parts where i had to change thechannel because it was so boring. Too much
绝对没有粗话——处男与从良小姐的新婚之夜(非H 勿护) 有一处男,宽厚幽默,藐视世俗,不顾亲朋好友劝阻,娶回一漂亮小姐做老婆。洞房之夜,二人灭烛上床。小姐久经沙场,三两下便将处男撩拨得抓耳挠腮,急火攻心。小姐从良美梦成真,有些感动,欲借机倾诉往事,开启崭新生活。于是对话:      小姐:“你知道,我不是处女。”      处男:“走别人踩平的路,免得弄伤脚,我喜欢。”      小姐:“18岁那年,我遇见个姓焦的处长,把我骗去香港。”      处男:“东方之珠,不错;我要沿着处长的线路一日游。”      小姐:“不久,我被他送给石油公司黄总,把我带去海湾谈石油。”      处男:“我要学习黄总,进驻海湾,钻探石油。”      小姐:“黄总更没良心,把我丢给了伊拉克商人。”      处男:“伊拉克人正在受气,我要给他们送去子弹。”      小姐:“海湾一打仗,我就被日本兵虏去了。”      处男:“我很气愤,快让我进去,把日本人消灭干净。”      小姐:“日本兵巴结美国佬,又把我送给美国大兵。”      处男:“情况紧急,我要立即前往,拯救大兵瑞恩。”      说罢,扬鞭策马。。。。。。旋即,处男大笑:“骗我啊你,那个膜这么厚。”      小姐也笑,说:“你急个啥,那是我的卫生巾!”      事毕,小姐大发温柔:“老公,感觉好吗?”      处男想了想:“好像。。。。。好像坐了趟宇宙飞船。”      小姐大喜过望,赶紧追问:“天啊!有那么晕乎吗?”      处男一字一顿,答道:“辽阔无垠,空旷不着边际!”        小姐沉默,于是两人休息。。。。。。。    
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