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奥巴马回凤姐的一封信【转】不知道算不算水贴将就看吧 Dear Miss Luo Yufeng:? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?Hello, Earlier yesterday, I received a National Security Agency, the safety briefing was given to me, content to claim that I was in mainland China as its mate object, which I told my staff were extremely shocked by the U.S. National emergency investigation by security agents, the agents group out of c**ideration for my personal safety and hope I can make written comments on this as soon as possible, so, I am very careful decided to bring to this letter to you, I hope you refrain from making any further moves order not to affect Sino-US relati** as well as the people of the world security and stability.-----------------------------------分割线-----------------------------------? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?She has, although I do not know you personally, but according to Hillary Clinton reported that she most admired about you, she stressed, your courage and vision of no less than the U.S. anti-missile strategic plan, your looks completely beyond the human the imagination, even the movie ”Affan up,” director Cameron had once said that although the film is fictional, but when I see you, he would like to see the real people in the Pandora. He even worried that you would bring a lawsuit against his film characters violation of the right of your portrait. In this regard, I have to pay high tribute to you personally.-----------------------------------分割线-----------------------------------? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?As you can see, I already have their own married, I am sorry, I can not satisfy your desire to marry. Not only that, your vision and wisdom is my behind in the dust. Because you have said, after 600 years, no one can beat you, if I were with you, I am worried that you would I sell go to Africa as a miner, and then sold to the United States Osama bin Laden. Maybe your mind can be completely spike Einstein’s ”Theory of Relativity”, but I hope you do not use your mouth to eat, he invented the light bulb, because of this, Edison would be very unhappy.-----------------------------------分割线-----------------------------------? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?Of course, you have a rich cultural heritage is only piece of a jigsaw, I can not fully grasp, because you read books on the American people over the centuries unheard of, and you to be proud posture of standing in triumph the forefront of social development, leading the world’s cultural trend-driven the trend of social and cultural undertakings, and even I have strange enough, and you are far apart. Therefore, in order to better serve the American people to improve the status quo of American society bear, I decided to all members of Congress issued ”soulmates” and the ”story” so that their efforts to learn the essence and meaning of them as soon as possible to lead the American people out of economic crisis predicament.-----------------------------------分割线-----------------------------------? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???Finally, on behalf of all the peoples of the United States in advance I wish you a happy New Year, I hope you find true love at an early date, thus breaking the human right to define the limits of mental endurance.-----------------------------------分割线-----------------------------------尊敬的罗玉凤女士:? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?你好,昨天早些时候,我收到了国家安全局呈交给我的安全简报,内容声称在中国大陆有人要将我作为其择偶对象,这令我跟我的幕僚们极为震惊,经美国国家安全局特工的紧急调查之后,特工组出于对我的人身安全考虑,希望我能就此尽快作出批示,于是,我很慎重的决定,把这封写给你,希望你不要再作出进一步地举动,以免影响中美关系以及世界人民的安全与稳定。-----------------------------------分割线-----------------------------------? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?罗女士,虽然我对你本人不太了解,但据希拉里报告,她对你个人极其崇拜,她强调,你的胆识与眼光不亚于美国的反导弹战略部署,你的相貌完全超乎人类的想象,就连电影《阿凡达》的导演卡梅隆也曾一度表示,虽然电影是虚构的,但每当看到了你,他就犹如见到了现实中的潘多拉人。
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